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Fight Club
1999
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}People always ask me if I know Tyler Durden.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Three minutes.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This is it. Ground zero.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Do you have a speech for the occasion?
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I can't think of anything.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}For a second, I forget about Tyler's controlled demolition thing{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}and I wonder how clean that gun is.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's getting exciting now.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}That old thing, how you always hurt the one you love.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Well, it works both ways.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}We have front-row seats for this theater of mass destruction.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The Demolitions Committee of Project Mayhem{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}wrapped the foundations of 12 buildings with explosives.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}In two minutes, primary charges will blow base charges{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}and a few blocks will be reduced to smouldering rubble.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I know this because Tyler knows this.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Two and a half. Think of everything we've accomplished.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Suddenly I realize that all of this, the gun, the bombs, the revolution,{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}has got something to do with a girl named Marla Singer.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Bob. Bob had bitch tits.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}This was a support group for men with testicular cancer.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The big moosie slobbering all over me, that was Bob.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We're still men.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yes, we're men.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Men is what we are.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Bob had had his testicles removed. Then hormone therapy.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}He developed bitch tits because his testosterone was too high{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}and his body upped the oestrogen.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- That was where I fit... {\i0}- They'll have to drain my pecs again.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}..between those huge sweating tits{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}that hung enormous, the way you'd think of God's as big.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}OK, you cry now.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}For six months, I couldn't sleep.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I couldn't sleep.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}With insomnia, nothing's real.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Everything's far away.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Everything's a copy of a copy{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}of a copy.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that name everything.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The IBM Stellar Sphere.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The Microsoft Galaxy.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The Planet Starbucks.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I need you out of town this week to cover some red flags.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}It must have been Tuesday. He had on his cornflower blue tie.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You want me to deprioritize my reports until you advise of a status upgrade?
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Prioritize these. Here's your flight coupons. Call me if there's any snags.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}He was full of pep. Must have had his grande latte enema.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Like so many others, I had become a slave to the{\i0} Ikea {\i1}nesting instinct.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yes. I'd like to order
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}the Erika Pekkari dust ruffles.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- Please hold. - Anything clever,{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}like a coffee table in the shape of a yin-yang, I had to have it.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The Klipsk personal office unit.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The Hovetrekke home exerbike.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Or the Ohamshab sofa with the Strinne green stripe pattern.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Even the Ryslampa wire lamps of environmentally-friendly unbleached paper.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I'd flip through catalogues and wonder{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}"What kind of dining set defines me as a person?"{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I had it all. Even the glass dishes with tiny bubbles and imperfections,{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}proof that they were crafted by the honest, hard-working, indigenous peoples of...{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- Please hold. - ..wherever.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}We used to read pornography.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Now it was the Horchow collection.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- No. You can't die of insomnia. - What about narcolepsy?
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I nod off, I wake up in strange places.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I have no idea how I got there.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You need to lighten up. - Can you please just give me something?
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Red and blue Tuinals, lipstick-red Seconals...{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No. You need healthy, natural sleep.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Chew some valerian root and get more exercise.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey, come on.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I'm in pain. - You wanna see pain?
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Swing by First Methodist, Tuesday nights.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}See the guys with testicular cancer.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's pain.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I always wanted three kids... two boys and a girl.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Mindy wanted two girls and a boy.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We never could agree on anything.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Well, I... She...
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}She had her first child last week.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}A girl.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}With... With her... With her new husband.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Fuck!
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Thank God, you know...
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm glad for her.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}She deserves...
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Everyone, let's thank Thomas for sharing himself with us.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Thank you, Thomas.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I look around this room, and I see a lot of courage.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}And that gives me strength.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We give each other strength.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's time for the one-on-ones.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}So let's all of us follow Thomas's example and really open ourselves up.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Could you find a partner?
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}And this is how I met the big moosie.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Knees together. Those awkward little steps.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- My name is Bob. - Bob?
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Bob had been a champion bodybuilder.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}You know that chest expansion programme on late-night TV?{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}That was his idea.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I was a juicer.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You know, using steroids?
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Diabonal and
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Wisterol.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, they use that on racehorses, for Christ sakes.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}And now I'm bankrupt.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm divorced.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}My two grown kids
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}won't even return my phone calls.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big, rubbery one.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Go ahead,... Cornelius.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You can cry.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}And then... something happened. I let go.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's really good.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Lost in oblivion.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Dark and silent and complete.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's OK.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Babies don't sleep this well.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I became addicted.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}If I didn't say anything
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}people always assumed the worst.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}They cried harder... then I cried harder.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Now we're going to open the green door, the heart chakra...
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I wasn't really dying.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I wasn't host to cancer or parasites.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I was the warm little center that the life of this world crowded around.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Imagine your pain as a white ball of healing light.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It moves over your body, healing you.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Now keep this going. Remember to breathe
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}and step forward through the back door of the room.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Where does it lead?
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}To your cave.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Step forward
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}into your cave.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's right.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're going deeper into your cave.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}And you're going to find
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}your power animal.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Slide.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Every evening I died.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}And every evening I was born again.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Resurrected.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Bob loved me because he thought my testicles were removed too.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Being there, pressed against his tits,{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}ready to cry.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}This was my vacation.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}And she{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}ruined everything.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This is cancer, right?
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}This chick, Marla Singer,{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}did not have testicular cancer.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}She was a liar.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}She had no diseases at all.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I had seen her at Free And Clear, my blood parasites group, Thursdays.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Then at Hope, my bimonthly sickle-cell circle.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}And again, at Seize The Day, my tuberculosis, Friday night.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Marla,{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}the big tourist.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Her lie reflected my lie.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}And suddenly, I felt nothing.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I couldn't cry. So once again,{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I couldn't sleep.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Next group, after guided meditation,{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}after we open our heart chakras, when it's time to hug,{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I'm gonna grab that bitch, Marla Singer, and scream.{\i0}
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Marla, you liar! You big tourist, I need this! Now, get out!
00:12:51.695 – 00:12:54.094
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I hadn't slept in four days.{\i0}
00:12:54.163 – 00:12:56.028
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}We'll just let that dry...{\i0}
00:12:56.132 – 00:12:59.567
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep.{\i0}
00:12:59.634 – 00:13:02.125
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}And you're never really awake.{\i0}
00:13:03.304 – 00:13:05.795
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}To begin tonight's communion,
00:13:05.906 – 00:13:08.601
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Chloe would like to say a few words.
00:13:08.741 – 00:13:11.642
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Oh, yeah. Chloe.{\i0}
00:13:12.544 – 00:13:17.503
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton would look if you made it walk around{\i0}
00:13:17.582 – 00:13:19.641
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}being extra nice to everybody.{\i0}
00:13:20.151 – 00:13:22.209
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Well, I'm still here.
00:13:22.586 – 00:13:24.713
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}But I don't know for how long.
00:13:25.555 – 00:13:28.648
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's as much certainty as anyone can give me.
00:13:28.757 – 00:13:30.725
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}But I've got some good news.
00:13:30.826 – 00:13:34.556
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I no longer have any fear of death.
00:13:38.465 – 00:13:42.23
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}But... I am in a pretty lonely place.
00:13:43.269 – 00:13:45.362
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No-one will have sex with me.
00:13:46.538 – 00:13:50.941
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm so close to the end, and all I want is to get laid for the last time.
00:13:51.542 – 00:13:55
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I have pornographic movies in my apartment,
00:13:55.079 – 00:13:58.775
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- and lubricants and amyl nitrite. - Thank you, Chloe.
00:13:59.482 – 00:14:01.608
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Everyone, let's thank Chloe.
00:14:01.683 – 00:14:03.844
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Thank you, Chloe.
00:14:06.654 – 00:14:10.488
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Now, let's ready ourselves for guided meditation.
00:14:11.625 – 00:14:15.026
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're standing at the entrance of your cave.
00:14:15.495 – 00:14:18.986
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You step inside your cave and you walk...
00:14:19.064 – 00:14:22.191
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.{\i0}
00:14:23.234 – 00:14:25.225
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Marla.{\i0}
00:14:25.303 – 00:14:29.762
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if you could stop tonguing it.{\i0}
00:14:29.873 – 00:14:31.965
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}But you can't.{\i0}
00:14:32.875 – 00:14:35.707
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}..deeper into your cave as you walk.{\i0}
00:14:35.81 – 00:14:39.371
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}You feel a healing energy all around you.{\i0}
00:14:42.016 – 00:14:44.075
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Now find your power animal.{\i0}
00:14:46.986 – 00:14:49.011
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Slide.
00:14:52.491 – 00:14:55.926
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}OK. Let's partner up.
00:14:56.027 – 00:14:58.325
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Pick someone special to you tonight.
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{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey.
00:15:07.036 – 00:15:09.095
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- We need to talk. - Sure.
00:15:13.908 – 00:15:16
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I'm onto you. - What?
00:15:16.076 – 00:15:19.204
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yeah. You're a faker. You're not dying.
00:15:19.279 – 00:15:21.075
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Sorry?
00:15:21.147 – 00:15:26.14
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}In the Tibetan-philosophy, Sylvia-Plath sense of the word, I know we're all dying.
00:15:26.251 – 00:15:30.448
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- But you're not dying the way Chloe is. - So?
00:15:31.055 – 00:15:33.114
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}So you're a tourist.
00:15:33.223 – 00:15:37.42
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I've seen you. I saw you at melanoma, I saw you at tuberculosis.
00:15:37.493 – 00:15:40.017
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I saw you at testicular cancer!
00:15:40.095 – 00:15:41.722
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I saw you practising this.
00:15:41.83 – 00:15:44.263
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Practising what? - Telling me off.
00:15:44.331 – 00:15:48.165
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Is it going as well as you hoped,... Rupert?
00:15:48.269 – 00:15:50.065
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'll expose you.
00:15:50.136 – 00:15:52.229
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Go ahead. I'll expose you.
00:15:52.972 – 00:15:55.838
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Come together. Let yourselves cry.
00:16:02.847 – 00:16:04.939
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, God. Why are you doing this?
00:16:05.048 – 00:16:07.778
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's cheaper than a movie and there's free coffee.
00:16:07.884 – 00:16:10.647
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Look, this is important. These are my groups.
00:16:10.72 – 00:16:12.847
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I've been coming for over a year.
00:16:12.955 – 00:16:16.151
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Why do you do it? - I don't know.
00:16:16.257 – 00:16:20.09
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}When people think you're dying, they listen to you instead of...
00:16:20.16 – 00:16:23.151
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Instead of waiting for their turn to speak.
00:16:24.464 – 00:16:26.523
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yeah. Yeah.
00:16:27.7 – 00:16:30.566
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Share yourself... completely.
00:16:31.369 – 00:16:33.461
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Look, you don't want to get into this.
00:16:33.537 – 00:16:35.596
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- It becomes an addiction. - Really?
00:16:35.706 – 00:16:39.971
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm not kidding. I can't cry if another faker is present, and I need this.
00:16:40.076 – 00:16:42.135
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You gotta find somewhere else to go.
00:16:42.212 – 00:16:45.772
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Candystripe a cancer ward. It's not my problem.
00:16:48.95 – 00:16:51.009
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No, wait a second. Hold on.
00:16:51.119 – 00:16:53.177
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We'll split up the week, OK?
00:16:53.286 – 00:16:55.481
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You take lymphoma and tuberculosis.
00:16:55.555 – 00:16:58.682
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You take tuberculosis. My smoking doesn't go over at all.
00:16:58.758 – 00:17:02.091
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}OK. Good. Fine. Testicular cancer should be no contest.
00:17:02.161 – 00:17:06.096
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Technically, I have more right to be there. You still have your balls.
00:17:06.164 – 00:17:08.529
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You're kidding. - I dunno. Am I?
00:17:09.199 – 00:17:10.632
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No. No.
00:17:10.734 – 00:17:13.361
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What do you want? - I'll take the parasites.
00:17:13.436 – 00:17:16.234
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You can't have both. Take the blood parasites.
00:17:16.339 – 00:17:20.638
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I want brain parasites. - I'll take the blood but I want brain dementia.
00:17:20.742 – 00:17:23.505
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I want that. - You can't have the whole brain.
00:17:23.577 – 00:17:26.102
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}So far, you have four. I only have two.
00:17:26.18 – 00:17:30.115
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}OK. Take both the parasites. They're yours.
00:17:30.183 – 00:17:32.446
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Now we both have three...
00:17:35.187 – 00:17:37.814
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey! You left half your clothes.
00:17:54.369 – 00:17:56.529
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What, are you selling those? - Yes!
00:17:56.603 – 00:17:58.662
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm selling some clothes!
00:17:58.772 – 00:18:00.831
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}So! We each have three. That's six.
00:18:00.941 – 00:18:03.773
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What about the seventh day? I want bowel cancer.
00:18:03.843 – 00:18:05.936
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The girl had done her homework.{\i0}
00:18:06.044 – 00:18:08.137
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No. No. I want bowel cancer.
00:18:08.78 – 00:18:10.839
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's your favorite too?
00:18:10.948 – 00:18:14.44
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Tried to slip it by me, eh? - Look, we'll split it.
00:18:14.552 – 00:18:16.61
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Take the first and third Sunday.
00:18:19.088 – 00:18:20.952
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Deal.
00:18:23.559 – 00:18:25.856
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Looks like this is goodbye.
00:18:25.96 – 00:18:28.087
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Let's not make a big thing out of it.
00:18:28.196 – 00:18:30.629
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}How's this for not making a big thing?
00:18:34.1 – 00:18:35.896
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey, Marla!
00:18:36.235 – 00:18:38.396
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Marla!
00:18:38.47 – 00:18:41.063
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Maybe we should exchange numbers.
00:18:41.172 – 00:18:43.072
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Should we?
00:18:43.174 – 00:18:47.234
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- We might wanna switch nights. - OK.
00:18:52.415 – 00:18:54.906
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}This is how I met Marla Singer.{\i0}
00:18:56.651 – 00:19:00.882
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Marla's philosophy of life was that she might die at any moment.{\i0}
00:19:00.988 – 00:19:03.286
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't.{\i0}
00:19:03.39 – 00:19:07.416
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It doesn't have your name! Who are you? Cornelius? Rupert?
00:19:07.493 – 00:19:11.451
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Travis? Any of the stupid names you give each night?
00:19:14.433 – 00:19:16.491
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}You wake up at SeaTac.{\i0}
00:19:16.601 – 00:19:19.535
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}SFO. LAX.{\i0}
00:19:19.636 – 00:19:22.002
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}You wake up at O'Hare.{\i0}
00:19:22.105 – 00:19:24.232
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Dallas Fort Worth.{\i0}
00:19:24.307 – 00:19:26.274
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}BWI.{\i0}
00:19:26.342 – 00:19:30.141
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Pacific. Mountain. Central. Lose an hour. Gain an hour.{\i0}
00:19:30.245 – 00:19:34.113
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The check-in for that flight isn't for another two hours, sir.
00:19:34.214 – 00:19:37.479
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.{\i0}
00:19:37.551 – 00:19:40.542
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}You wake up at Air Harbor International.{\i0}
00:19:41.954 – 00:19:45.821
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}If you wake up at a different time, in a different place,{\i0}
00:19:45.891 – 00:19:48.553
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}could you wake up as a different person?{\i0}
00:19:48.66 – 00:19:50.718
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Everywhere I travel,{\i0}
00:19:50.828 – 00:19:53.092
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}tiny life.{\i0}
00:19:53.163 – 00:19:55.687
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Single-serving sugar and cream.{\i0}
00:19:55.765 – 00:19:57.562
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Single pat of butter.{\i0}
00:19:57.667 – 00:20:00.499
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The microwave cordon bleu hobby kit.{\i0}
00:20:00.569 – 00:20:02.537
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Shampoo-conditioner combos.{\i0}
00:20:02.638 – 00:20:06.505
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Sample-package mouthwash. Tiny bars of soap.{\i0}
00:20:07.942 – 00:20:10.466
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The people I meet on each flight,{\i0}
00:20:10.543 – 00:20:12.67
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}they're single-serving friends.{\i0}
00:20:12.746 – 00:20:16.476
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Between takeoff and landing, we have our time together.{\i0}
00:20:16.548 – 00:20:18.777
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}That's all we get.{\i0}
00:20:18.883 – 00:20:20.783
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Welcome!{\i0}
00:20:22.887 – 00:20:27.084
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.{\i0}
00:20:27.157 – 00:20:30.887
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I was a recall coordinator. My job was to apply the formula.{\i0}
00:20:30.96 – 00:20:33.359
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The infant went through the windshield.
00:20:33.461 – 00:20:37.522
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60mph.{\i0}
00:20:37.599 – 00:20:39.691
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The rear differential locks up.{\i0}
00:20:40.734 – 00:20:43.327
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The teenager's braces are stuck to the ashtray.
00:20:43.403 – 00:20:45.769
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Might make a good anti-smoking ad.
00:20:45.872 – 00:20:49.363
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside.{\i0}
00:20:49.474 – 00:20:51.738
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Now, should we initiate a recall?{\i0}
00:20:51.81 – 00:20:53.902
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The father must have been huge.
00:20:53.978 – 00:20:57.209
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}See where the fat burned to the seat? The polyester shirt?
00:20:57.315 – 00:20:59.305
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Very modern art.
00:20:59.382 – 00:21:01.873
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Take the number of vehicles in the field, A.{\i0}
00:21:01.952 – 00:21:04.681
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Multiply it by the probable rate of failure, B.{\i0}
00:21:04.753 – 00:21:08.552
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Multiply the result by the average out-of-court settlement, C.{\i0}
00:21:08.623 – 00:21:10.716
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}A x B x C{\i0}
00:21:10.925 – 00:21:12.824
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}equals X.
00:21:12.926 – 00:21:15.52
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}If X is less than the cost of a recall,
00:21:15.595 – 00:21:17.619
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}we don't do one.
00:21:17.73 – 00:21:20.927
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
00:21:21 – 00:21:22.933
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You wouldn't believe.
00:21:24.402 – 00:21:26.926
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Which car company do you work for?
00:21:27.004 – 00:21:29.131
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}A major one.
00:21:31.608 – 00:21:35.543
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Every time the plane banked too sharply on takeoff or landing,{\i0}
00:21:35.611 – 00:21:38.909
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I prayed for a crash or a midair collision.{\i0}
00:21:39.581 – 00:21:41.139
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Anything.{\i0}
00:21:49.99 – 00:21:53.72
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip.{\i0}
00:21:56.661 – 00:21:59.96
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}"If you are seated in an emergency exit row
00:22:00.031 – 00:22:03.557
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}and would be unable or unwilling to perform the duties
00:22:03.633 – 00:22:08.069
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}listed on the safety card, please ask a flight attendant to reseat you."
00:22:09.872 – 00:22:11.93
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's a lot of responsibility.
00:22:12.007 – 00:22:14.237
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Wanna switch seats?
00:22:14.342 – 00:22:17.777
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No. I'm not sure I'm the man for that particular job.
00:22:17.845 – 00:22:22.247
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}An exit-door procedure at 30,000ft.
00:22:22.348 – 00:22:24.407
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The illusion of safety.
00:22:24.65 – 00:22:26.742
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yeah. I guess so.
00:22:26.818 – 00:22:29.753
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
00:22:29.821 – 00:22:34.382
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- So you can breathe. - Oxygen gets you high.
00:22:35.492 – 00:22:39.019
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}In a catastrophic emergency, you take giant panic breaths.
00:22:39.095 – 00:22:41.619
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Suddenly you become euphoric, docile.
00:22:41.697 – 00:22:43.995
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You accept your fate.
00:22:44.633 – 00:22:46.657
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's all right here.
00:22:46.768 – 00:22:49.896
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Emergency water landing, 600mph.
00:22:50.004 – 00:22:52.836
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Blank faces. Calm as Hindu cows.
00:22:52.906 – 00:22:54.998
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's...
00:22:56.242 – 00:22:58.506
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's an interesting theory.
00:23:00.512 – 00:23:02.639
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What do you do? - What do you mean?
00:23:02.714 – 00:23:04.806
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What do you do for a living?
00:23:04.882 – 00:23:08.045
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Why? So you can pretend you're interested?
00:23:10.72 – 00:23:12.21
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}OK.
00:23:12.288 – 00:23:15.188
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.
00:23:18.427 – 00:23:20.485
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We have the exact same briefcase.
00:23:21.328 – 00:23:23.319
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Soap.
00:23:23.431 – 00:23:27.093
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Sorry? - I make and I sell soap.
00:23:27.233 – 00:23:29.598
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The yardstick of civilization.
00:23:30.102 – 00:23:32.07
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}And this is how I met...{\i0}
00:23:32.204 – 00:23:34.001
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tyler Durden.
00:23:34.073 – 00:23:39.338
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Did you know if you mix gasoline and frozen orange juice, you can make napalm?
00:23:39.443 – 00:23:42.412
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- No, I did not. Is that true? - That's right.
00:23:42.479 – 00:23:46.312
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}One can make all kinds of explosives with simple household items.
00:23:46.415 – 00:23:48.849
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Really? - If one was so inclined.
00:23:53.821 – 00:23:58.883
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I have ever met.
00:24:00.76 – 00:24:04.889
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Everything on a plane is single-serving... - Oh, I get it. Very clever.
00:24:04.963 – 00:24:06.521
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Thank you.
00:24:06.631 – 00:24:08.723
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}How's it working out for you?
00:24:08.833 – 00:24:11.563
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What? - Being clever?
00:24:11.669 – 00:24:14.034
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Great.
00:24:14.104 – 00:24:17.096
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Keep it up, then. Right up.
00:24:18.307 – 00:24:20.468
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}A question of etiquette.
00:24:20.542 – 00:24:23.533
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
00:24:30.584 – 00:24:32.916
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}How I came to live with Tyler is...{\i0}
00:24:32.985 – 00:24:37.285
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Airlines have this policy about vibrating luggage.{\i0}
00:24:44.962 – 00:24:49.591
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Was it ticking? - Throwers know modern bombs don't tick.
00:24:49.699 – 00:24:52.861
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Sorry, throwers? - Baggage handlers.
00:24:52.934 – 00:24:55.164
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}But when a suitcase vibrates,
00:24:55.303 – 00:24:57.964
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}the throwers have got to call the police.
00:24:58.072 – 00:25:01.564
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- My suitcase was vibrating? - Nine times out of ten
00:25:01.675 – 00:25:03.733
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}it's an electric razor.
00:25:03.81 – 00:25:05.937
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}But... every once in a while
00:25:08.881 – 00:25:10.94
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}it's a dildo.
00:25:11.717 – 00:25:15.777
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo.
00:25:15.887 – 00:25:19.754
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We have to use the indefinite article, {\i1}a{\i0} dildo, never
00:25:19.823 – 00:25:21.915
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}your{\i0} dildo.
00:25:21.991 – 00:25:24.084
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I don't own...
00:25:26.762 – 00:25:29.889
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I had everything in that suitcase. My CK shirts.{\i0}
00:25:29.964 – 00:25:33.126
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}My DKNY shoes. My AX ties.{\i0}
00:25:34.801 – 00:25:37.132
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Never mind.{\i0}
00:25:39.005 – 00:25:41.734
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey! That's my car!
00:25:48.045 – 00:25:50.013
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Home was a condo on the 15th floor{\i0}
00:25:50.114 – 00:25:53.139
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}of a filing cabinet for widows and professionals.{\i0}
00:25:53.216 – 00:25:55.844
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The walls were solid concrete.{\i0}
00:25:55.952 – 00:25:58.01
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}A foot of concrete is important{\i0}
00:25:58.12 – 00:26:02.385
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}when your next-door neighbor has to watch game shows at full volume.{\i0}
00:26:02.456 – 00:26:06.357
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Or when a blast of debris that used to be your personal effects{\i0}
00:26:06.426 – 00:26:10.453
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}blows out of your windows and sails flaming into the night.{\i0}
00:26:16.935 – 00:26:19.199
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I suppose these things happen.{\i0}
00:26:32.047 – 00:26:34.14
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}There's... nothing up there.
00:26:34.216 – 00:26:37.616
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You can't go into the unit. Police orders.
00:26:46.291 – 00:26:48.816
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Do you have somebody you can call?
00:26:48.894 – 00:26:51.02
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}How embarrassing.{\i0}
00:26:51.095 – 00:26:53.996
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}A houseful of condiments and no food.{\i0}
00:27:03.439 – 00:27:07.204
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The police later told me the pilot light might have gone out{\i0}
00:27:08.209 – 00:27:11.177
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}letting out just a little bit of gas.{\i0}
00:27:11.245 – 00:27:13.509
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}That gas could have filled the condo.{\i0}
00:27:13.614 – 00:27:17.105
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}1700 square feet with high ceilings for days and days.{\i0}
00:27:25.322 – 00:27:29.088
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Then the refrigerator's compressor could have clicked on.{\i0}
00:27:30.193 – 00:27:32.252
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Yeah?{\i0}
00:27:35.397 – 00:27:37.456
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I can hear you breathing...{\i0}
00:27:46.106 – 00:27:50.041
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}If you ask me now, I couldn't tell you why I called him.{\i0}
00:28:33.276 – 00:28:35.506
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Hello? {\i1}- Who's this?{\i0}
00:28:37.747 – 00:28:39.839
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Tyler? {\i1}- Who is this?{\i0}
00:28:41.383 – 00:28:43.577
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We met... We met on the airplane.
00:28:43.685 – 00:28:45.915
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We had the same suitcase?
00:28:45.987 – 00:28:48.079
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The clever guy?
00:28:48.155 – 00:28:50.521
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Oh, yeah. Right.{\i0}
00:28:52.525 – 00:28:55.153
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I called a second ago. There was no answer.
00:28:55.261 – 00:28:59.458
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I'm at a payphone. {\i1}- Yeah, I *69'd you. I never pick up my phone.{\i0}
00:29:02.2 – 00:29:04.292
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}So what's up?{\i0}
00:29:04.968 – 00:29:06.993
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Well.
00:29:07.104 – 00:29:09.162
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're not gonna believe this.
00:29:11.307 – 00:29:13.536
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You know, it could be worse.
00:29:13.608 – 00:29:17.373
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}A woman could cut off your penis while you sleep and toss it out of a car.
00:29:18.212 – 00:29:21.511
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}There's always that. I don't know.
00:29:21.582 – 00:29:24.709
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}When you buy furniture, you tell yourself, that's it.
00:29:24.784 – 00:29:26.876
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's the last sofa I'll need.
00:29:26.952 – 00:29:29.75
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Whatever happens, that sofa problem is handled.
00:29:29.822 – 00:29:33.279
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I had it all. I had a stereo that was very decent.
00:29:33.391 – 00:29:36.917
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}A wardrobe that was getting very respectable.
00:29:36.993 – 00:29:39.154
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I was close to being complete.
00:29:39.229 – 00:29:41.788
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Shit, man. Now it's all gone. - All gone.
00:29:41.897 – 00:29:44.627
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}All gone.
00:29:45.901 – 00:29:47.925
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Do you know what a duvet is?
00:29:48.002 – 00:29:50.903
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- A comforter. - It's a blanket.
00:29:50.972 – 00:29:54.964
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Just a blanket. Why do guys like you and I know what a duvet is?
00:29:55.042 – 00:29:59.205
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Is this essential to our survival in the hunter-gatherer sense?
00:29:59.312 – 00:30:00.939
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No.
00:30:01.013 – 00:30:03.003
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What are we, then?
00:30:03.115 – 00:30:05.709
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I dunno. Consumers.
00:30:05.784 – 00:30:07.842
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Right. We're consumers.
00:30:07.952 – 00:30:11.216
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession.
00:30:11.321 – 00:30:15.223
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Murder, crime, poverty. These things don't concern me.
00:30:15.325 – 00:30:18.76
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What concerns me are celebrity magazines,
00:30:18.827 – 00:30:20.919
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}television with 500 channels,
00:30:20.995 – 00:30:23.657
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine.
00:30:23.765 – 00:30:25.823
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Viagra. Olestra.
00:30:25.932 – 00:30:28.765
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Martha Stewart. - Fuck Martha Stewart.
00:30:28.835 – 00:30:32.326
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}She's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down.
00:30:32.438 – 00:30:36.168
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}So fuck off with your sofa units and Strinne green stripe patterns.
00:30:36.241 – 00:30:39.574
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I say never be complete.
00:30:39.644 – 00:30:41.668
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I say stop being perfect.
00:30:41.779 – 00:30:43.804
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I say let's evolve.
00:30:43.881 – 00:30:46.178
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Let the chips fall where they may.
00:30:48.351 – 00:30:50.443
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}But that's me, and I could be wrong.
00:30:50.552 – 00:30:52.611
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.
00:30:52.687 – 00:30:55.177
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's just stuff. Not a tragedy...
00:30:55.256 – 00:30:59.022
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You did lose a lot of versatile solutions for modern living.
00:30:59.093 – 00:31:01.686
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Fuck, you're right. I don't smoke.
00:31:05.063 – 00:31:08.829
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}My insurance is probably gonna cover it, so...
00:31:11.269 – 00:31:13.396
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What?
00:31:13.504 – 00:31:16.631
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The things you own end up owning you.
00:31:19.975 – 00:31:22.034
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Do what you like, man.
00:31:22.778 – 00:31:25.211
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, it's late.
00:31:25.28 – 00:31:28.01
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Hey, thanks for the beer. - Yeah, man.
00:31:28.082 – 00:31:30.174
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I should find a hotel.
00:31:30.918 – 00:31:33.011
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What?
00:31:33.086 – 00:31:34.712
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What?
00:31:34.821 – 00:31:36.88
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- A hotel? - Yeah.
00:31:36.989 – 00:31:40.048
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Just ask, man. - What are you talking about?
00:31:40.125 – 00:31:43.891
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, God. Three pitchers of beer and you still can't ask.
00:31:44.895 – 00:31:46.522
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What?
00:31:46.63 – 00:31:49.257
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You called me because you needed a place to stay.
00:31:49.332 – 00:31:52.79
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Oh, hey. No, no, no. - Yes, you did. So just ask.
00:31:52.869 – 00:31:55.428
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Cut the foreplay and just ask, man.
00:31:57.239 – 00:31:59.502
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Would... Would that be a problem?
00:31:59.607 – 00:32:01.666
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Is it a problem for you to ask?
00:32:02.677 – 00:32:04.906
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Can I stay at your place? - Yeah.
00:32:06.279 – 00:32:08.338
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Thanks.
00:32:12.518 – 00:32:15.509
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I want you to do me a favor. - Yeah, sure.
00:32:15.62 – 00:32:18.02
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
00:32:18.089 – 00:32:20.056
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What?
00:32:20.123 – 00:32:23.956
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
00:32:24.06 – 00:32:26.961
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden.{\i0}
00:32:27.163 – 00:32:29.528
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Tyler was a night person.{\i0}
00:32:29.631 – 00:32:31.861
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}While the rest of us slept, he worked.
00:32:31.933 – 00:32:35.095
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}He had one part-time job as a projectionist.
00:32:35.169 – 00:32:38.16
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}A movie doesn't come all on one big reel. It comes on a few.
00:32:38.271 – 00:32:41.968
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Someone has to switch the projectors at the exact moment
00:32:42.075 – 00:32:45.305
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}that one reel ends and the next one begins.
00:32:45.377 – 00:32:49.312
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You can see little dots come into the upper right corner of the screen.
00:32:49.38 – 00:32:52.11
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}In the industry, we call them cigarette burns.
00:32:52.183 – 00:32:54.275
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's the cue for a changeover.
00:32:54.351 – 00:32:59.117
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}He flips the projectors, movie keeps going and the audience has no idea.
00:32:59.188 – 00:33:01.452
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Why would anyone want this shit job?
00:33:01.557 – 00:33:04.719
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Because it affords him interesting opportunities.
00:33:04.792 – 00:33:08.318
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Like splicing a frame of pornography into family films.
00:33:08.395 – 00:33:13.388
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}So when the snooty cat and the courageous dog with the celebrity voices first meet,
00:33:13.533 – 00:33:17.73
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}that's when you'll catch a flash of Tyler's contribution to the film.
00:33:24.608 – 00:33:27.201
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Nobody knows that they saw it but they did.
00:33:27.31 – 00:33:29.87
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Nice, big cock.
00:33:34.683 – 00:33:37.412
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Even a hummingbird couldn't catch Tyler at work.
00:33:42.756 – 00:33:47.783
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet waiter at the luxurious Pressman hotel.
00:33:52.43 – 00:33:56.49
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}He was {\i1}the{\i0} guerrilla terrorist of the food service industry.
00:33:56.6 – 00:33:58.898
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch.
00:33:58.969 – 00:34:03.371
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on meringues,
00:34:03.439 – 00:34:05.998
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}and as for the cream of mushroom soup...
00:34:06.107 – 00:34:08.132
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Go ahead, tell 'em.
00:34:08.209 – 00:34:10.2
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You get the idea.
00:34:10.412 – 00:34:13.642
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You just want me to hit you? - Come on. Do me this one favor.
00:34:13.747 – 00:34:17.113
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Why? - I don't know. Never been in a fight. You?
00:34:17.183 – 00:34:21.175
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- No. But that's a good thing. - You can't know yourself if you haven't!
00:34:21.253 – 00:34:23.619
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I don't wanna die without any scars.
00:34:23.722 – 00:34:27.987
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Come on. Hit me, before I lose my nerve. - Oh, God. This is crazy.
00:34:28.059 – 00:34:30.357
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}So go crazy! Let it rip.
00:34:30.428 – 00:34:33.123
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I don't know about this. - I don't either.
00:34:33.196 – 00:34:36.255
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Who gives a shit? No-one's watching. What do you care?
00:34:36.365 – 00:34:38.833
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This is crazy. You want me to hit you?!
00:34:38.934 – 00:34:40.992
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's right.
00:34:41.069 – 00:34:44.266
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Where? Like, in the face? - Surprise me.
00:34:46.44 – 00:34:48.533
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This is so fucking stupid.
00:34:59.417 – 00:35:01.611
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Motherfucker!
00:35:01.685 – 00:35:03.778
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}He hit me in the ear!
00:35:03.854 – 00:35:07.05
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Well, Jesus, I'm sorry. - Ow, Christ!
00:35:07.156 – 00:35:09.215
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Why the ear, man? - I fucked it up.
00:35:09.292 – 00:35:11.02
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No, that was perfect.
00:35:23.903 – 00:35:26.029
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No, it's all right.
00:35:26.872 – 00:35:28.965
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It really hurts.
00:35:29.407 – 00:35:31.466
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Right.
00:35:31.843 – 00:35:34.038
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hit me again.
00:35:34.112 – 00:35:36.238
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No, you hit me. Come on!
00:35:53.193 – 00:35:55.683
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We should do this again sometime.
00:36:08.471 – 00:36:10.701
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Where's your car? - What car?
00:36:21.215 – 00:36:23.546
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I don't know how Tyler found that house{\i0}
00:36:23.684 – 00:36:25.914
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}but he said he'd been there for a year.{\i0}
00:36:26.019 – 00:36:28.885
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}It looked like it was waiting to be torn down.{\i0}
00:36:28.954 – 00:36:31.354
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Most of the windows were boarded up.{\i0}
00:36:31.457 – 00:36:36.826
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}There was no lock on the front door from when the police, or whoever, kicked it in.{\i0}
00:36:36.895 – 00:36:38.953
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The stairs were ready to collapse.{\i0}
00:36:39.063 – 00:36:41.554
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I didn't know if he owned it or was squatting.{\i0}
00:36:41.699 – 00:36:44.166
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Neither would have surprised me.{\i0}
00:36:45.068 – 00:36:47.127
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yep. That's you.
00:36:47.236 – 00:36:49.829
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's me. That's the toilet. Good?
00:36:49.905 – 00:36:51.964
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yeah, thanks.
00:36:52.074 – 00:36:53.973
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}What a shithole.{\i0}
00:36:54.075 – 00:36:56.043
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Nothing worked.{\i0}
00:36:59.679 – 00:37:03.58
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Turning on one light meant another light in the house went out.{\i0}
00:37:03.716 – 00:37:07.446
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}There were no neighbors. Just warehouses and a paper mill.{\i0}
00:37:07.518 – 00:37:11.511
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}That fart smell of steam. The hamster-cage smell of wood chips.{\i0}
00:37:13.29 – 00:37:15.69
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What have we here?
00:37:30.471 – 00:37:32.563
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Hey, guys. - Hey.
00:37:43.547 – 00:37:46.606
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Every time it rained, we had to kill the power.{\i0}
00:37:47.517 – 00:37:50.918
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}By the end of the first month, I didn't miss TV.{\i0}
00:37:51.954 – 00:37:55.287
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator.{\i0}
00:38:07.633 – 00:38:09.76
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Can I be next?
00:38:14.172 – 00:38:16.23
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}All right, man.
00:38:16.34 – 00:38:18.331
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Lose the tie.
00:38:22.345 – 00:38:26.747
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}At night, Tyler and I were alone for half a mile in every direction.{\i0}
00:38:32.186 – 00:38:36.121
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Rain trickled down through the plaster and the light fixtures.{\i0}
00:38:36.189 – 00:38:39.022
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Everything wooden swelled and shrank.{\i0}
00:38:39.125 – 00:38:42.321
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Everywhere were rusted nails to snag your elbow on.{\i0}
00:38:42.394 – 00:38:44.988
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The previous occupant had been a shut-in.{\i0}
00:38:45.063 – 00:38:47.155
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey, man. What are you reading?
00:38:47.231 – 00:38:51.599
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Listen to this. It's an article written by an organ in the first person.
00:38:51.668 – 00:38:54.432
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}"I am Jack's medulla oblongata. Without me,
00:38:54.538 – 00:38:57.995
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Jack could not regulate his heart rate or breathing."
00:38:58.073 – 00:39:00.165
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}There's a whole series of these.
00:39:00.241 – 00:39:02.334
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}"I Am Jill's Nipples."
00:39:04.345 – 00:39:08.337
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- "I Am Jack's Colon." - "I Get Cancer. I Kill Jack."
00:39:11.584 – 00:39:15.383
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}After fighting, everything else in life got the volume turned down.{\i0}
00:39:17.389 – 00:39:19.084
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What?
00:39:19.191 – 00:39:22.751
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- You could deal with anything. {\i0}- Have you finished those reports?
00:39:27.397 – 00:39:29.99
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}If you could choose, who would you fight?{\i0}
00:39:30.065 – 00:39:32.158
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'd fight my boss, probably.
00:39:32.234 – 00:39:34.36
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Really?
00:39:34.435 – 00:39:37.802
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Yeah, why? Who would you fight? - I'd fight my dad.
00:39:37.872 – 00:39:39.964
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I don't know my dad.
00:39:40.04 – 00:39:41.974
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I mean, I know him, but...
00:39:42.042 – 00:39:44.407
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}He left when I was like, six years old.
00:39:44.476 – 00:39:47.468
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Married this other woman and had some other kids.
00:39:47.58 – 00:39:49.638
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}He did this every six years.
00:39:49.781 – 00:39:53.876
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- He changes city and starts a new family. - Fucker's setting up franchises!
00:39:54.685 – 00:39:56.812
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}My dad never went to college.
00:39:56.887 – 00:40:00.822
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- So it was real important that I go. - That sounds familiar.
00:40:00.89 – 00:40:05.326
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}So I graduate. Call him up long-distance and say, "Dad, now what?"
00:40:05.427 – 00:40:07.418
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- He says, "Get a job." - Same here.
00:40:07.495 – 00:40:10.19
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Now I'm 25. Make my yearly call again.
00:40:10.264 – 00:40:12.255
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}"Dad, now what?"
00:40:12.333 – 00:40:14.459
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}He says, "I dunno. Get married."
00:40:14.534 – 00:40:18.026
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You can't get married.
00:40:18.804 – 00:40:20.863
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm a 30-year-old boy.
00:40:20.939 – 00:40:23.429
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We're a generation of men raised by women.
00:40:23.507 – 00:40:27.807
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.
00:40:33.816 – 00:40:37.013
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet.{\i0}
00:40:37.886 – 00:40:41.322
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}But every Saturday night, we were finding something out.{\i0}
00:40:42.523 – 00:40:46.014
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}We were finding out more and more that we were not alone.{\i0}
00:40:49.929 – 00:40:54.558
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}It used to be that when I came home angry or depressed, I'd just clean my condo.{\i0}
00:40:54.666 – 00:40:56.725
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Polish my Scandinavian furniture.{\i0}
00:40:56.868 – 00:41:01.895
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I should have been looking for a new condo or haggling with my insurance company.{\i0}
00:41:01.972 – 00:41:05.737
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I should have been upset about my nice flaming little shit.{\i0}
00:41:05.875 – 00:41:07.739
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}But I wasn't.{\i0}
00:41:07.876 – 00:41:11.505
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The premise of cybernetting an office is make things more efficient.
00:41:11.58 – 00:41:14.446
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Monday mornings, I just thought about next week.{\i0}
00:41:14.515 – 00:41:17.54
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?
00:41:17.651 – 00:41:18.743
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Absolutely.
00:41:18.885 – 00:41:22.115
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Efficiency is priority No.1, people.
00:41:22.254 – 00:41:25.052
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Because waste is a thief.
00:41:25.124 – 00:41:28.251
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I showed this to my man here. You liked it, didn't you?
00:41:31.929 – 00:41:35.865
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick.{\i0}
00:41:36.899 – 00:41:39.129
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}It was right in everyone's face.{\i0}
00:41:39.201 – 00:41:41.362
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Tyler and I just made it visible.{\i0}
00:41:41.47 – 00:41:43.903
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}It was on the tip of everyone's tongue.{\i0}
00:41:43.972 – 00:41:46.065
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Tyler and I just gave it a name.{\i0}
00:41:57.282 – 00:41:59.341
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Come on, you've gotta go home!
00:42:21.568 – 00:42:23.9
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back.
00:42:44.787 – 00:42:48.517
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Every week, Tyler gave the rules that he and I decided.{\i0}
00:42:48.59 – 00:42:50.648
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Gentlemen!
00:42:51.425 – 00:42:53.518
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Welcome to Fight Club.
00:42:55.628 – 00:42:57.789
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The first rule of Fight Club is
00:42:57.931 – 00:43:00.262
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}you do not talk about Fight Club.
00:43:00.366 – 00:43:02.96
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The second rule of Fight Club is
00:43:03.369 – 00:43:06.804
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}you do not talk about Fight Club!
00:43:06.938 – 00:43:09.202
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Third rule of Fight Club.
00:43:09.273 – 00:43:12.07
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out,
00:43:12.175 – 00:43:14.938
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}the fight is over. Fourth rule.
00:43:15.011 – 00:43:17.343
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Only two guys to a fight.
00:43:17.413 – 00:43:19.278
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Fifth rule.
00:43:19.382 – 00:43:22.043
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}One fight at a time, fellas.
00:43:22.15 – 00:43:24.617
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Sixth rule. No shirts. No shoes.
00:43:24.685 – 00:43:28.621
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Seventh rule. Fights will go on as long as they have to.
00:43:30.456 – 00:43:33.05
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}And the eighth and final rule.
00:43:34.192 – 00:43:37.389
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}If this is your first night at Fight Club
00:43:37.462 – 00:43:39.554
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}you have to fight.
00:43:43.601 – 00:43:45.659
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}This kid from work, Ricky,{\i0}
00:43:45.769 – 00:43:50.262
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}couldn't remember whether you ordered pens with blue ink or black.{\i0}
00:43:50.372 – 00:43:52.772
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}But Ricky was a god for ten minutes{\i0}
00:43:52.841 – 00:43:56.207
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}when he trounced the maitre d' of a local food court.{\i0}
00:43:58.079 – 00:44:03.414
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Sometimes, all you could hear were the flat, hard, packing sounds over the yelling.{\i0}
00:44:07.186 – 00:44:10.211
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Or the wet choke when someone gasped and sprayed...{\i0}
00:44:10.288 – 00:44:12.313
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Stop!
00:44:12.424 – 00:44:15.29
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}You weren't alive anywhere like you were there.{\i0}
00:44:15.392 – 00:44:20.192
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}But Fight Club only exists in the hours between when Fight Club starts and ends.{\i0}
00:44:20.696 – 00:44:23.721
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Even if I could tell someone they had a good fight,{\i0}
00:44:23.832 – 00:44:26.13
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I wouldn't be talking to the same man.{\i0}
00:44:26.234 – 00:44:29.532
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Who you were in Fight Club is not who you were outside of it.{\i0}
00:44:29.637 – 00:44:34.664
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}A guy came to Fight Club for the first time. His ass was a wad of cookie dough.{\i0}
00:44:34.741 – 00:44:37.608
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.{\i0}
00:44:38.444 – 00:44:41.641
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}If you could fight any celebrity, who would you fight?
00:44:41.713 – 00:44:44.84
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Alive or dead? - Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough?
00:44:45.75 – 00:44:48.877
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hemingway. You?
00:44:49.519 – 00:44:52.681
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.
00:44:53.722 – 00:44:56.953
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}We all started seeing things differently.{\i0}
00:44:58.226 – 00:45:01.559
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Everywhere we went, we were sizing things up.{\i0}
00:45:04.898 – 00:45:08.06
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms,{\i0}
00:45:08.134 – 00:45:12.229
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}trying to look like how Calvin Klein or Tommy Hilfiger said they should.{\i0}
00:45:12.304 – 00:45:14.431
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Is that what a man looks like?
00:45:15.34 – 00:45:18.172
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, self-improvement is masturbation.
00:45:18.275 – 00:45:20.334
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Now, self-destruction...
00:45:20.444 – 00:45:22.434
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Excuse me.
00:45:57.073 – 00:46:00.27
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing.{\i0}
00:46:00.343 – 00:46:02.401
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}It wasn't about words.{\i0}
00:46:04.346 – 00:46:07.803
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The hysterical shouting was in tongues{\i0}
00:46:07.915 – 00:46:09.883
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}like at a Pentecostal Church.{\i0}
00:46:14.42 – 00:46:16.512
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Is that it? - Stop!
00:46:16.588 – 00:46:19.489
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}When the fight was over, nothing was solved.{\i0}
00:46:19.558 – 00:46:21.491
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}But nothing mattered.{\i0}
00:46:21.559 – 00:46:24.357
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Cool.
00:46:24.428 – 00:46:27.225
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Afterwards, we all felt saved.{\i0}
00:46:28.165 – 00:46:30.429
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey, man. How about next week?
00:46:30.533 – 00:46:32.592
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}How about next month?!
00:46:32.701 – 00:46:34.76
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Irvine, you're in the middle.
00:46:34.837 – 00:46:36.895
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}New guy, you too.
00:46:38.64 – 00:46:40.8
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.{\i0}
00:46:40.908 – 00:46:43.001
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}He fell down some stairs.
00:46:43.644 – 00:46:45.736
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I fell down some stairs.
00:46:47.58 – 00:46:52.243
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Fight Club became the reason to cut your hair short or trim your fingernails.{\i0}
00:46:52.35 – 00:46:54.818
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}OK. Any historical figure.
00:46:54.92 – 00:46:56.784
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'd fight Gandhi.
00:46:57.421 – 00:46:59.252
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Good answer.
00:46:59.356 – 00:47:01.585
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- How about you? - Lincoln.
00:47:01.658 – 00:47:04.252
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Lincoln?
00:47:04.36 – 00:47:07.954
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight till they're burger.
00:47:08.83 – 00:47:10.922
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Fuck!
00:47:12.133 – 00:47:14.794
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.
00:47:23.876 – 00:47:25.274
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hello?
00:47:25.376 – 00:47:27.776
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Where have you been the last eight weeks?{\i0}
00:47:27.845 – 00:47:29.176
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Marla?{\i0}
00:47:32.149 – 00:47:35.276
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- How did you find me? {\i1}- You left a forwarding number.{\i0}
00:47:35.384 – 00:47:38.376
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I haven't seen you at any support groups.
00:47:38.454 – 00:47:41.65
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}We split 'em up. That was the idea. Remember?{\i0}
00:47:41.756 – 00:47:44.588
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours.
00:47:44.658 – 00:47:48.185
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- How do you know? - I cheated.
00:47:48.262 – 00:47:50.092
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I found a new one.
00:47:50.63 – 00:47:52.894
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Really? - It's for men only.
00:47:52.999 – 00:47:54.59
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Like the testicle thing?
00:47:58.37 – 00:48:00.394
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Look, this is a bad time.
00:48:00.471 – 00:48:02.905
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I've been going to Debtors Anonymous.
00:48:03.007 – 00:48:06.567
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- They're really fucked-up people... {\i0}- I'm on my way out.
00:48:06.643 – 00:48:09.008
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Me too. I've got a stomach full of Xanax.
00:48:09.111 – 00:48:11.409
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I took what was left of a bottle.
00:48:11.48 – 00:48:13.572
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It might have been too much.
00:48:13.648 – 00:48:17.277
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Picture Marla Singer throw herself around her crummy apartment.{\i0}
00:48:17.418 – 00:48:21.877
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This isn't a for-real suicide thing. This is probably a cry-for-help thing.
00:48:21.989 – 00:48:24.889
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}So you're staying in tonight, then?
00:48:24.991 – 00:48:27.824
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Do you wanna wait and hear me describe death?
00:48:27.893 – 00:48:32.42
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Do you wanna listen and see if my spirit can use a phone?{\i0}
00:48:34.665 – 00:48:37.327
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Have you ever heard a death rattle before?{\i0}
00:49:03.621 – 00:49:08.455
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Tyler's door was closed. I'd been here for two months and his door was never closed.{\i0}
00:49:13.462 – 00:49:16.522
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You won't believe this dream I had last night.
00:49:16.632 – 00:49:19.896
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I can hardly believe anything about last night.
00:49:29.709 – 00:49:31.677
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What are you doing here?
00:49:34.379 – 00:49:36.472
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What?
00:49:36.548 – 00:49:38.981
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This is my house. What are you doing here?
00:49:41.385 – 00:49:43.375
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Fuck you!
00:49:57.998 – 00:50:01.364
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, you've got some fucked-up friends!
00:50:01.467 – 00:50:03.458
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Limber, though.
00:50:03.536 – 00:50:05.527
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Silly cooze.
00:50:06.604 – 00:50:09.334
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I come in last night. Phone's off the hook.
00:50:09.407 – 00:50:11.499
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Guess who's on the other end?
00:50:11.575 – 00:50:13.77
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I knew the story before he told me.{\i0}
00:50:16.079 – 00:50:19.674
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Have you ever heard a death rattle before?{\i0}
00:50:19.749 – 00:50:22.581
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Do you think it'll live up to its name?
00:50:22.684 – 00:50:26.278
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Or will it just be a death hairball?{\i0}
00:50:29.69 – 00:50:33.682
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Prepare to evacuate soul.{\i0}
00:50:33.76 – 00:50:35.386
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Ten,{\i0}
00:50:35.494 – 00:50:38.292
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}nine,... eight...{\i0}
00:50:38.364 – 00:50:40.593
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}How could Tyler, of all people,{\i0}
00:50:40.698 – 00:50:44.566
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}think it was a bad thing that Marla Singer was about to die?{\i0}
00:50:44.635 – 00:50:46.295
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Five,{\i0}
00:50:46.37 – 00:50:47.962
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}four...{\i0}
00:50:48.739 – 00:50:50.797
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hang on.
00:50:56.244 – 00:50:58.576
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You got here fast.
00:51:00.114 – 00:51:02.207
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Did I call you?
00:51:12.924 – 00:51:16.017
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic.
00:51:19.263 – 00:51:21.662
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, don't worry. It's not a threat to you.
00:51:24.466 – 00:51:26.366
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, fuck!
00:51:26.435 – 00:51:28.528
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Somebody called the cops.
00:51:40.446 – 00:51:43.938
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Hey, where's 513? - End of the hall.
00:51:44.749 – 00:51:48.617
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The girl who lives there used to be a charming, lovely girl.
00:51:48.686 – 00:51:50.846
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}She has lost faith in herself.
00:51:50.954 – 00:51:53.786
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Miss Singer, let us help you! - She's a monster!
00:51:53.856 – 00:51:57.986
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You have every reason to live. - She's infectious human waste!
00:51:58.06 – 00:52:01.859
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Miss Singer! - Good luck trying to save her!
00:52:06.667 – 00:52:08.861
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}If I fall asleep,
00:52:08.968 – 00:52:11.232
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm done for.
00:52:13.206 – 00:52:15.4
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're gonna have to keep me up
00:52:15.474 – 00:52:17.567
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}all night.
00:52:17.643 – 00:52:19.974
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Un-fucking-believable.
00:52:20.044 – 00:52:22.239
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}He was obviously able to handle it.{\i0}
00:52:22.313 – 00:52:26.009
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You know what I mean, you fucked her. - No, I didn't.
00:52:26.082 – 00:52:28.208
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Never? - No.
00:52:29.118 – 00:52:31.245
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're not into her, are you?
00:52:31.32 – 00:52:33.412
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No! God, not at all.
00:52:33.488 – 00:52:36.082
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I am Jack's raging bile duct.{\i0}
00:52:36.224 – 00:52:38.123
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Are you sure? You can tell me.
00:52:38.258 – 00:52:40.089
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Believe me, I'm sure.
00:52:40.227 – 00:52:43.491
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- Put a gun to my head and spray my brains. {\i0}- That's good.
00:52:43.596 – 00:52:46.326
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}She's a predator posing as a house pet. Stay away.
00:52:48.3 – 00:52:51.929
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The shit that came out of this woman's mouth, I had never heard!
00:52:52.037 – 00:52:53.697
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}My God.
00:52:53.804 – 00:52:57.137
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
00:52:57.274 – 00:52:59.707
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}How could Tyler not go for that?{\i0}
00:52:59.809 – 00:53:03.335
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The other night, he was splicing sex organs into{\i0} Cinderella.
00:53:03.445 – 00:53:06.243
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Marla doesn't need a lover, just a caseworker.
00:53:06.315 – 00:53:08.908
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Or a wash. This isn't love, it's sport fucking.
00:53:09.016 – 00:53:11.883
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}She invaded my support groups and now my home.{\i0}
00:53:11.953 – 00:53:14.045
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey, hey. Sit down.
00:53:18.123 – 00:53:21.559
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Now, listen. I can't have you talking to her about me.
00:53:21.66 – 00:53:23.49
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Why would I...
00:53:23.561 – 00:53:28.93
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Say anything about me or what goes on in this house to her or anybody,... we're done.
00:53:29.032 – 00:53:31.694
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Now promise me. You promise? - OK.
00:53:31.767 – 00:53:33.894
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Yeah, I promise. - Promise?
00:53:33.97 – 00:53:37.37
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I just said, I promise! What... - That's three times you promised.
00:53:38.874 – 00:53:42.866
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}If only I had wasted a few minutes and gone to watch Marla Singer die,{\i0}
00:53:42.943 – 00:53:45.036
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}none of this would have happened.{\i0}
00:53:49.949 – 00:53:52.883
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Harder, yes! Oh, harder, harder!
00:53:59.49 – 00:54:01.957
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I could have moved to another room.{\i0}
00:54:03.093 – 00:54:06.926
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}On the third floor where I might not have heard them.{\i0}
00:54:06.996 – 00:54:09.089
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}But I didn't.{\i0}
00:54:33.317 – 00:54:37.412
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What are you doing? - Just going to bed.
00:54:37.52 – 00:54:39.579
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Wanna finish her off?
00:54:42.491 – 00:54:46.017
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- No. No, thank you. - I've found a cigarette.
00:54:46.127 – 00:54:49.494
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Who were you talking to? - Shut up.
00:54:49.564 – 00:54:52.828
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I became the calm little center of the world.{\i0}
00:54:53.5 – 00:54:55.558
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I was the Zen master.{\i0}
00:55:00.705 – 00:55:02.696
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I wrote little{\i0} haiku {\i1}poems.{\i0}
00:55:03.341 – 00:55:05.638
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I e-mailed them to everyone.{\i0}
00:55:05.742 – 00:55:07.835
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Is that your blood?
00:55:09.546 – 00:55:11.604
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Some of it, yeah.
00:55:11.714 – 00:55:14.376
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You can't smoke in here.
00:55:14.45 – 00:55:16.542
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Take the rest of the day off.
00:55:16.618 – 00:55:19.143
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Come back Monday with some clean clothes.
00:55:19.22 – 00:55:21.346
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Get yourself together.
00:55:21.722 – 00:55:24.054
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I got right in everyone's hostile face.{\i0}
00:55:24.158 – 00:55:26.648
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}"Yes, these are bruises from fighting."{\i0}
00:55:26.759 – 00:55:28.818
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}"Yes, I'm comfortable with that."{\i0}
00:55:28.928 – 00:55:30.792
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}"I am enlightened."{\i0}
00:55:32.731 – 00:55:37.861
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}You give up the condo life, give up all your flaming worldly possessions,{\i0}
00:55:37.969 – 00:55:41.028
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}move to a dilapidated house in a toxic waste area,{\i0}
00:55:41.137 – 00:55:45.004
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}and you have to come home to this.{\i0}
00:55:55.649 – 00:55:59.049
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Hello. {\i1}- This is Detective Stern with the Arson Unit.{\i0}
00:55:59.151 – 00:56:03.383
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}We have some new information about the incident at your former condo.{\i0}
00:56:03.456 – 00:56:04.752
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yes.
00:56:04.823 – 00:56:09.759
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I don't know if you're aware, but someone sprayed Freon into your front-door lock.
00:56:09.827 – 00:56:12.489
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}They used a chisel to shatter the cylinder.{\i0}
00:56:12.596 – 00:56:14.586
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No, I wasn't aware of that.
00:56:14.664 – 00:56:16.655
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I am Jack's cold sweat.{\i0}
00:56:16.766 – 00:56:19.029
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Does this sound strange to you?
00:56:19.101 – 00:56:21.968
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Yes, sir, strange. Very strange.{\i0}
00:56:22.037 – 00:56:24.061
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- The dynamite {\i0}- Dynamite?
00:56:24.171 – 00:56:27.265
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}left a residue of ammonium oxalate potassium perchloride.
00:56:27.408 – 00:56:30.843
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- Do you know what this means? {\i0}- No, what does it mean?
00:56:30.91 – 00:56:32.844
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It means it was home-made.
00:56:32.912 – 00:56:37.177
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm sorry. This is just coming as quite a shock to me, sir.
00:56:37.249 – 00:56:42.81
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Whoever set this dynamite could have blown out your pilot light days before the explosion.
00:56:42.886 – 00:56:45.98
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- The gas was just a detonator. {\i0}- Who would go and do that?
00:56:46.056 – 00:56:48.114
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- I'll ask the questions. {\i0}- Tell him.
00:56:48.257 – 00:56:52.659
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tell him the liberator who destroyed my property realigned my perceptions.
00:56:52.727 – 00:56:54.82
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Excuse me. Are you there?{\i0}
00:56:54.896 – 00:56:57.83
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I am listening. It's hard to know what to make of this.
00:56:57.898 – 00:57:02.391
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Have you recently made enemies who might have access to home-made dynamite?
00:57:02.468 – 00:57:04.732
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Enemies? - Reject civilization,
00:57:04.837 – 00:57:06.896
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}especially material possessions.
00:57:07.006 – 00:57:09.872
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- Son, this is serious. {\i0}- Yes, I know it's serious.
00:57:09.941 – 00:57:12.534
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- I mean that. {\i0}- Yes, it's very serious.
00:57:12.643 – 00:57:15.476
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me.
00:57:15.546 – 00:57:18.275
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That condo was my life. OK?
00:57:18.415 – 00:57:21.906
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I loved every stick of furniture in that place.
00:57:22.017 – 00:57:25.043
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}That was not just a bunch of stuff that got destroyed.{\i0}
00:57:25.12 – 00:57:28.02
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- It was me! {\i1}- I'd like to thank the Academy.{\i0}
00:57:28.089 – 00:57:32.115
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- Is this not a good time for you? {\i0}- Just tell him you fucking did it!
00:57:32.225 – 00:57:36.093
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tell him you blew it all up! That's what he wants to hear.
00:57:36.163 – 00:57:41.065
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- Are you still there? {\i0}- Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect?
00:57:41.133 – 00:57:45.125
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No. I may need to talk to you, so you let me know if you're gonna leave town.
00:57:45.236 – 00:57:47.635
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- OK? {\i0}- OK.
00:57:50.307 – 00:57:54.936
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Except for their humping, Tyler and Marla were never in the same room.{\i0}
00:57:55.044 – 00:57:58.103
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}My parents pulled this exact same act for years.{\i0}
00:57:58.18 – 00:58:01.945
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The condom is the glass slipper of our generation.
00:58:02.049 – 00:58:04.95
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You slip one on when you meet a stranger.
00:58:05.052 – 00:58:07.11
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You... dance all night.
00:58:07.187 – 00:58:09.28
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Then you throw it away.
00:58:09.522 – 00:58:12.149
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
00:58:13.692 – 00:58:15.159
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What?
00:58:19.997 – 00:58:22.794
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I got this dress at a thrift store for $1.
00:58:22.899 – 00:58:24.764
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It was worth every penny.
00:58:24.868 – 00:58:26.926
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's a bridesmaid's dress.
00:58:27.903 – 00:58:31.099
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Someone loved it intensely
00:58:31.172 – 00:58:33.197
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}for one day.
00:58:33.308 – 00:58:35.4
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Then tossed it.
00:58:37.277 – 00:58:39.336
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Like a Christmas tree.
00:58:39.48 – 00:58:41.572
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}So special.
00:58:41.681 – 00:58:43.114
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Then
00:58:43.182 – 00:58:44.979
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}bam!
00:58:45.084 – 00:58:47.142
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's on the side of the road.
00:58:47.719 – 00:58:49.812
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tinsel still clinging to it.
00:58:51.889 – 00:58:53.948
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Like a sex crime victim.
00:58:54.024 – 00:58:56.116
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Underwear inside out.
00:58:56.793 – 00:59:00.626
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Bound with electrical tape. - Well then, it suits you.
00:59:00.729 – 00:59:03.425
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You can borrow it sometime.
00:59:10.437 – 00:59:12.53
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Get rid of her.
00:59:13.306 – 00:59:16.206
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What? {\i1}You{\i0} get rid of her! - Don't mention me.
00:59:16.308 – 00:59:20.505
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I am six years old again, passing messages between parents.{\i0}
00:59:22.514 – 00:59:26.108
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I really think it's time you left. - Don't worry, I'm leaving.
00:59:26.183 – 00:59:30.812
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Not that we don't love your visits. - You are such a nutcase. I can't keep up.
00:59:32.989 – 00:59:35.855
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Gotta get off
00:59:35.957 – 00:59:37.219
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Thanks. Bye.
00:59:37.325 – 00:59:43.263
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Gotta get off of this merry-go-round
00:59:44.03 – 00:59:47.864
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Gonna get, need to get...
00:59:47.967 – 00:59:49.991
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Gotta get...
00:59:52.204 – 00:59:53.637
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You kids!
00:59:55.64 – 00:59:58.131
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Why do you still waste time with her?
00:59:58.209 – 01:00:00.54
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'll say this about Marla.
01:00:00.61 – 01:00:02.874
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}At least {\i1}she's{\i0} trying to hit bottom.
01:00:02.979 – 01:00:04.275
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}And I'm not?
01:00:04.38 – 01:00:07.213
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Feathers up your butt do not make you a chicken.
01:00:07.283 – 01:00:09.375
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What are we doing tonight?
01:00:10.051 – 01:00:12.281
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tonight... we make soap.
01:00:13.254 – 01:00:14.379
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Really?
01:00:14.488 – 01:00:17.321
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}To make soap, first we render fat.
01:00:36.206 – 01:00:38.435
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The salt balance has to be just right
01:00:38.574 – 01:00:41.065
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}so the best fat for soap comes from humans.
01:00:41.877 – 01:00:44.97
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Wait, what is this place? - A liposuction clinic.
01:00:53.052 – 01:00:55.077
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Pay dirt!
01:00:55.187 – 01:00:59.02
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Richest, creamiest fat in the world. Fat of the land!
01:01:04.628 – 01:01:08.188
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No! Don't pull it, don't pull it!
01:01:12.801 – 01:01:15.065
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Oh, God! - Give me another one.
01:01:21.208 – 01:01:24.665
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}As the fat renders, the tallows float to the surface.
01:01:24.744 – 01:01:26.836
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Like in Boy Scouts.
01:01:26.912 – 01:01:30.712
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- It's hard to imagine you as a Boy Scout. - Keep stirring.
01:01:33.05 – 01:01:36.61
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Once the tallow hardens, you skim off a layer of glycerin.
01:01:36.686 – 01:01:39.086
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Add nitric acid, you've got nitroglycerin.
01:01:39.155 – 01:01:43.022
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Then add sodium nitrate and sawdust, you've got dynamite.
01:01:43.092 – 01:01:46.925
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yeah, with enough soap, one could blow up just about anything.
01:01:47.028 – 01:01:49.087
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Tyler was full of useful information.{\i0}
01:01:49.163 – 01:01:53.121
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}People found clothes got cleaner when washed at a certain point in the river.
01:01:53.233 – 01:01:55.258
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You know why? - No.
01:01:58.104 – 01:02:01.903
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Human sacrifices were once made on the hills above this river.
01:02:01.973 – 01:02:05.17
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Bodies burnt. Water permeated the ashes to create lye.
01:02:05.277 – 01:02:07.71
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This is lye. The crucial ingredient.
01:02:07.778 – 01:02:12.578
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Once it mixed with the melted body fat, a white soapy discharge crept into the river.
01:02:12.682 – 01:02:14.741
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}May I see your hand, please?
01:02:20.122 – 01:02:23.352
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What is this?
01:02:23.457 – 01:02:26.05
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This is a chemical burn.
01:02:26.126 – 01:02:29.653
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It will hurt more than any burn and it will leave a scar.
01:02:29.729 – 01:02:32.356
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Meditation worked for cancer, it could work now.{\i0}
01:02:33.165 – 01:02:35.928
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Don't shut the pain out. - Oh, God!
01:02:36.734 – 01:02:41.17
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The first soap was made from heroes' ashes, like the first monkey shot into space.
01:02:41.271 – 01:02:44.263
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Without pain or sacrifice, we would have nothing.
01:02:44.341 – 01:02:47.275
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I tried not to think of the word{\i0} searing {\i1}of flesh.{\i0}
01:02:47.343 – 01:02:50.505
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Stop it! This is your pain, this is your burning hand.
01:02:50.612 – 01:02:53.274
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm going to my cave to find my power animal.
01:02:53.348 – 01:02:57.374
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No! Don't deal with this the way those dead people do! Come on!
01:02:57.484 – 01:03:01.476
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I get the point! - No! You're feeling premature enlightenment.
01:03:04.29 – 01:03:08.35
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's the greatest moment of your life, and you're off somewhere else!
01:03:08.427 – 01:03:09.95
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I am not!
01:03:10.027 – 01:03:13.019
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God.
01:03:13.13 – 01:03:16.292
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?
01:03:17.3 – 01:03:22.532
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Listen to me. You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you.
01:03:22.638 – 01:03:26.733
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}He never wanted you. In all probability, He hates you.
01:03:26.808 – 01:03:30.368
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This is not the worst thing that can happen. We don't need Him!
01:03:30.444 – 01:03:33.413
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I agree! - Fuck damnation, fuck redemption.
01:03:33.513 – 01:03:36.003
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We are God's unwanted children? So be it!
01:03:36.115 – 01:03:40.608
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I'm getting water! - You can use water and make it worse or...
01:03:41.753 – 01:03:45.244
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Or use vinegar to neutralize the burn. - Please let me up!
01:03:45.356 – 01:03:47.415
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}First, you have to give up.
01:03:47.524 – 01:03:50.219
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}First, you have to know, not fear,
01:03:50.326 – 01:03:53.318
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}know that some day, you're gonna die.
01:03:53.396 – 01:03:55.625
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You don't know how this feels!
01:03:59.567 – 01:04:03.866
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
01:04:05.872 – 01:04:07.965
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}OK.
01:04:21.218 – 01:04:23.242
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Congratulations.
01:04:23.352 – 01:04:26.253
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're one step closer to hitting the bottom.
01:04:29.29 – 01:04:32.35
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar.{\i0}
01:04:32.427 – 01:04:34.417
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}God knows what they charged.{\i0}
01:04:34.495 – 01:04:37.76
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- This is the best soap. - Why, thank you, Susan.
01:04:37.83 – 01:04:39.889
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}It was beautiful.{\i0}
01:04:39.999 – 01:04:43.866
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.{\i0}
01:04:44.87 – 01:04:46.963
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}He was wearing his yellow tie.{\i0}
01:04:47.039 – 01:04:49.302
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I didn't wear a tie to work any more.{\i0}
01:04:49.407 – 01:04:53.035
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}"The first rule of Fight Club is don't talk about Fight Club."
01:04:53.109 – 01:04:56.67
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I'm half-asleep again. I must have left it in the copy machine.{\i0}
01:04:56.78 – 01:04:59.247
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}"The second rule..." Is this yours?
01:05:01.116 – 01:05:04.676
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Pretend you're me. Make a managerial decision.
01:05:04.786 – 01:05:07.219
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You find this. What would you do?
01:05:11.858 – 01:05:13.848
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Well, I gotta tell you,
01:05:13.926 – 01:05:17.588
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that.
01:05:17.695 – 01:05:20.994
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Because the person who wrote that is dangerous.
01:05:21.066 – 01:05:25.525
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap
01:05:25.669 – 01:05:28.501
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}and then stalk from office to office
01:05:28.604 – 01:05:33.666
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}with an Armalite AR10 carbine gas-powered semiautomatic weapon,
01:05:33.742 – 01:05:38.201
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers.
01:05:38.879 – 01:05:42.245
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This might be someone you've known for years.
01:05:42.315 – 01:05:45.443
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Someone very, very close to you.
01:05:45.518 – 01:05:48.918
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.{\i0}
01:05:49.922 – 01:05:52.014
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}And I used to be such a nice guy.{\i0}
01:05:52.09 – 01:05:55.423
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every piece of trash you pick up.
01:05:59.262 – 01:06:02.924
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Compliance and Liability. - My tit's gonna rot off.
01:06:03.866 – 01:06:06.425
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Will you excuse me? I need to take this.
01:06:12.706 – 01:06:16.334
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What do you mean? - I need you to check for a lump in my breast.
01:06:16.442 – 01:06:20.378
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Go to a hospital. - I can't afford to waste money on a doctor.
01:06:21.346 – 01:06:23.541
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I don't know about this, Marla.
01:06:23.648 – 01:06:25.343
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Please.
01:06:25.45 – 01:06:29.442
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}She didn't call Tyler. I'm neutral in her book.{\i0}
01:06:31.488 – 01:06:35.514
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's nice. Taking food to Mrs Haniver and Mrs Raines.
01:06:35.591 – 01:06:37.718
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Where are they, exactly?
01:06:37.793 – 01:06:41.922
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tragically, they're dead. I'm alive and I'm in poverty. Want any?
01:06:41.996 – 01:06:44.089
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- No, no. - I got one for you.
01:06:44.165 – 01:06:46.257
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Thanks for the thought.
01:06:47.601 – 01:06:49.933
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What happened to your hand?
01:06:50.003 – 01:06:52.163
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, nothing.
01:06:52.271 – 01:06:54.33
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Right there?
01:06:55.373 – 01:06:58.069
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Feel anything? - No.
01:06:58.176 – 01:07:00.166
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Well, make sure.
01:07:00.277 – 01:07:02.302
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}OK, I'm pretty sure.
01:07:02.379 – 01:07:04.37
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You feel nothing?
01:07:04.481 – 01:07:06.778
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No, nothing.
01:07:08.317 – 01:07:11.149
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Well, that's a relief. Thank you.
01:07:12.754 – 01:07:15.95
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- No problem. - I wish I could return the favor.
01:07:16.023 – 01:07:18.116
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Breast cancer doesn't run in my family.
01:07:18.192 – 01:07:21.683
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I could check your prostate. - I think I'm OK.
01:07:21.794 – 01:07:23.887
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Well, thanks, anyway.
01:07:28.901 – 01:07:31.198
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Are we done? - Yeah, we're done.
01:07:31.302 – 01:07:33.497
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}See you... around.
01:07:50.746 – 01:07:52.873
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Cornelius?
01:07:52.948 – 01:07:55.313
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Cornelius!
01:07:55.416 – 01:07:58.112
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's me! Bob!
01:07:58.219 – 01:07:59.651
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey, Bob.
01:08:03.223 – 01:08:06.214
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- We all thought you were dead. - No, no. Still here.
01:08:06.292 – 01:08:10.318
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- How are you, Bob? - Better than I've ever been in my whole life.
01:08:10.428 – 01:08:13.919
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Really? Still remaining men together? - No, no.
01:08:14.031 – 01:08:17.762
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I got something so much better now. - Really, what is it?
01:08:18.434 – 01:08:20.299
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Well...
01:08:20.37 – 01:08:24.635
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The first rule is, I'm not supposed to talk about it.
01:08:24.74 – 01:08:26.867
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}And the second rule is
01:08:26.942 – 01:08:29.239
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm not supposed to talk about it.
01:08:29.31 – 01:08:32.746
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- And the third rule is... - Bob, Bob. I'm a member.
01:08:32.88 – 01:08:34.938
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Look at my face, Bob.
01:08:37.35 – 01:08:39.681
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's fucking... fucking great.
01:08:39.752 – 01:08:43.482
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I've never seen you there. - I go Tuesdays and Thursdays.
01:08:43.555 – 01:08:47.286
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I go Saturday. - Congratulations.
01:08:47.691 – 01:08:50.057
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yeah, hey, to both of us, right?
01:08:50.127 – 01:08:52.754
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Have you heard about the guy that invented it?
01:08:52.895 – 01:08:55.762
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Yeah, actually... - I hear all kinds of things.
01:08:55.898 – 01:08:59.492
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Supposedly, he was born in a mental institution
01:08:59.568 – 01:09:02.968
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}and he sleeps only one hour a night.
01:09:03.07 – 01:09:05.265
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}He's a great man.
01:09:06.74 – 01:09:09.071
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Do you know about Tyler Durden?
01:09:34.028 – 01:09:36.121
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I didn't hurt you, did I?
01:09:36.197 – 01:09:38.289
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Actually, you did.
01:09:38.365 – 01:09:40.424
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Thank you for this.
01:09:40.701 – 01:09:43.1
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Thank you, thank you, thank you.
01:09:43.169 – 01:09:45.228
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Fight Club.{\i0}
01:09:45.338 – 01:09:47.43
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}This was mine and Tyler's gift.{\i0}
01:09:47.639 – 01:09:49.607
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Our gift to the world.{\i0}
01:09:49.708 – 01:09:53.04
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I look around, I look around, I see a lot of new faces.
01:09:54.645 – 01:09:56.839
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Shut up!
01:09:56.98 – 01:10:01.814
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Which means a lot of people have been breaking the first two rules of Fight Club.
01:10:10.157 – 01:10:14.217
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived.
01:10:14.327 – 01:10:16.385
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I see all this potential.
01:10:16.462 – 01:10:18.555
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}And I see it squandered.
01:10:19.565 – 01:10:22.658
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Goddamn it, an entire generation pumping gas.
01:10:23.234 – 01:10:25.327
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Waiting tables.
01:10:25.403 – 01:10:27.461
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Slaves with white collars.
01:10:29.973 – 01:10:33.032
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes.
01:10:33.142 – 01:10:36.406
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.
01:10:40.28 – 01:10:42.748
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We're the middle children of history.
01:10:42.816 – 01:10:44.875
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No purpose or place.
01:10:45.085 – 01:10:47.177
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We have no Great War.
01:10:47.487 – 01:10:49.58
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No Great Depression.
01:10:51.356 – 01:10:53.688
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Our great war is a spiritual war.
01:10:54.159 – 01:10:57.491
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Our great depression is our lives.
01:11:00.363 – 01:11:03.423
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We've all been raised on television to believe
01:11:03.5 – 01:11:07.196
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}that one day we'd be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars.
01:11:07.269 – 01:11:09.362
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}But we won't.
01:11:09.438 – 01:11:11.871
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We're slowly learning that fact.
01:11:12.006 – 01:11:14.44
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}And we're very, very pissed off.
01:11:14.509 – 01:11:16.169
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yeah!
01:11:19.079 – 01:11:23.515
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- First rule of Fight Club is, do not talk...
01:11:29.02 – 01:11:30.281
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Who are you?
01:11:31.121 – 01:11:33.715
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Who am I? - Yeah.
01:11:34.624 – 01:11:37.457
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}There's a sign on the front that says Lou's Tavern.
01:11:38.528 – 01:11:42.429
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you?
01:11:42.497 – 01:11:44.589
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tyler Durden.
01:11:47.702 – 01:11:51.193
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Who told you motherfuckers that you could use my place?
01:11:51.271 – 01:11:53.637
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We have a deal worked out with Irvine.
01:11:53.707 – 01:11:56.3
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Irvine's at home with a broken collarbone.
01:11:56.408 – 01:11:58.535
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}He don't own this place. I do.
01:12:00.712 – 01:12:04.203
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- How much money's he getting for this? - There is no money.
01:12:04.281 – 01:12:07.079
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Free to all. - Ain't that something?
01:12:07.15 – 01:12:09.014
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It is, actually.
01:12:09.085 – 01:12:11.519
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Look, stupid fuck!
01:12:11.62 – 01:12:14.144
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I want everybody out of here right now. - Hey!
01:12:14.255 – 01:12:16.485
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You should join our club.
01:12:16.858 – 01:12:18.848
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Did you hear what I just said?
01:12:18.926 – 01:12:21.053
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You and your friend.
01:12:22.93 – 01:12:25.056
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You hear me now?
01:12:27.266 – 01:12:29.324
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.
01:12:35.473 – 01:12:37.464
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Still not getting it.
01:12:38.508 – 01:12:40.669
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}OK, OK, I got it.
01:12:40.744 – 01:12:43.234
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I got it, I got it. Shit, I lost it.
01:12:44.279 – 01:12:46.144
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Back! All of you!
01:12:47.849 – 01:12:49.908
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Everybody back!
01:12:57.39 – 01:12:59.55
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Ah, Lou!
01:12:59.658 – 01:13:03.32
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Come on, man! We really like this place.
01:13:12.368 – 01:13:15.303
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- That's right, Lou. Get it out. - Shut the fuck up.
01:13:15.404 – 01:13:17.2
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, yeah!
01:13:22.176 – 01:13:24.269
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Is that fucking funny?
01:13:33.819 – 01:13:36.413
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Fucking guy is a loony, I'm telling you.
01:13:37.288 – 01:13:38.949
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Unbelievable.
01:13:43.193 – 01:13:46.162
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You don't know where I've been, Lou. - Oh, my God!
01:13:46.229 – 01:13:49.129
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You don't know where I've been!
01:13:52.2 – 01:13:55.294
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Please let us keep it, Lou! Please, Lou!
01:13:55.37 – 01:13:57.803
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Fucking use the basement! Christ!
01:13:57.905 – 01:14:00.772
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I want your word, Lou! I want your word!
01:14:00.841 – 01:14:02.831
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}On my mother's eyes.
01:14:11.982 – 01:14:14.109
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Thanks, Lou.
01:14:15.419 – 01:14:17.511
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You too, big guy.
01:14:21.456 – 01:14:23.549
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We'll see you next week.
01:14:39.038 – 01:14:42.632
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This week, each one of you has a homework assignment.
01:14:42.74 – 01:14:47.574
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're gonna go out. You're gonna start a fight with a total stranger.
01:14:50.813 – 01:14:52.974
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're gonna start a fight
01:14:53.082 – 01:14:55.174
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}and you're gonna lose.
01:14:57.152 – 01:14:59.086
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Excellent choice, sir.
01:15:01.655 – 01:15:04.953
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey! Watch out, jackass! Come on!
01:15:05.358 – 01:15:07.986
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Now, this is not as easy as it sounds.{\i0}
01:15:10.696 – 01:15:12.664
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Son of a bitch!
01:15:12.764 – 01:15:17.496
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Most people, normal people, do just about anything to avoid a fight.{\i0}
01:15:18.436 – 01:15:20.494
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Excuse me!
01:15:20.604 – 01:15:24.301
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You sprayed me with your hose. That's not necessary...
01:15:24.406 – 01:15:26.306
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Jay! Go call 911!
01:15:29.044 – 01:15:31.102
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Put the hose down.
01:15:31.212 – 01:15:33.271
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Stop it! Stop it!
01:15:34.915 – 01:15:36.815
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Sorry.
01:15:52.329 – 01:15:54.796
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We need to talk.
01:15:57.033 – 01:15:59.125
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}OK.
01:15:59.234 – 01:16:01.293
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Where to begin?
01:16:01.403 – 01:16:03.597
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}With your constant absenteeism?
01:16:03.671 – 01:16:06.231
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}With your unpresentable appearance?
01:16:06.307 – 01:16:08.332
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're up for review.
01:16:08.441 – 01:16:11.638
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
01:16:11.711 – 01:16:13.644
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What? - Let's pretend.
01:16:13.712 – 01:16:16.613
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're the Department of Transportation, OK?
01:16:16.682 – 01:16:20.344
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Someone informs you that this company
01:16:20.451 – 01:16:24.511
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}installs front-seat mounting brackets that failed collision tests,
01:16:24.621 – 01:16:28.021
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}brake linings that fail after 1,000 miles,
01:16:28.09 – 01:16:32.527
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}and fuel injectors that explode and burn people alive.
01:16:32.628 – 01:16:34.492
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What then?
01:16:34.562 – 01:16:36.86
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Are you threatening me?
01:16:36.932 – 01:16:39.729
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- No... - Get the fuck out of here. You're fired!
01:16:39.833 – 01:16:44.269
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I have a better solution. Keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant.
01:16:44.337 – 01:16:46.43
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}In exchange for my salary,
01:16:46.506 – 01:16:50.339
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}my job will be never to tell people these things that I know.
01:16:50.442 – 01:16:54.707
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I don't even have to come into the office. I can do this job from home.
01:16:55.98 – 01:17:00.109
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Who... Who the fuck do you think you are, you crazy little shit?
01:17:05.387 – 01:17:08.913
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Security! {\i1}- I am Jack's smirking revenge.{\i0}
01:17:17.897 – 01:17:19.99
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What the hell are you doing?
01:17:29.206 – 01:17:31.299
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That hurt.
01:17:32.742 – 01:17:34.801
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Why would you do that?
01:17:35.478 – 01:17:38.469
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, my God! No! Please stop!
01:17:47.821 – 01:17:49.914
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What are you doing?
01:17:50.991 – 01:17:53.083
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, God, no! Please! No!
01:17:53.158 – 01:17:57.287
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}For some reason, I thought of my first fight, with Tyler.{\i0}
01:17:57.362 – 01:17:58.954
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No!
01:18:23.383 – 01:18:27.842
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Under and behind and inside everything this man took for granted,{\i0}
01:18:27.953 – 01:18:31.41
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}something horrible had been growing.{\i0}
01:18:31.522 – 01:18:32.58
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Look.
01:18:32.656 – 01:18:37.388
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Give me the paychecks, like I asked, and you won't ever see me again.
01:18:37.46 – 01:18:40.258
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Then, at our most excellent moment together...{\i0}
01:18:43.332 – 01:18:46.061
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Thank God! Please don't hit me again.
01:18:46.167 – 01:18:48.26
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Telephone, computer,{\i0}
01:18:48.369 – 01:18:53.533
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}fax machine, 52 weekly paychecks and 48 airline flight coupons.{\i0}
01:18:53.607 – 01:18:56.006
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}We now had corporate sponsorship.{\i0}
01:18:56.075 – 01:19:01.239
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}This is how Tyler and I were able to have Fight Club every night of the week.{\i0}
01:19:03.882 – 01:19:07.476
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Now, the center of Fight Club became the two men fighting.{\i0}
01:19:07.584 – 01:19:11.041
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The leader walked through the crowd, out in the darkness.{\i0}
01:19:12.822 – 01:19:17.349
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Tyler was now involved in a lawsuit with the Pressman Hotel{\i0}
01:19:17.426 – 01:19:19.689
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}over the urine content of their soup.{\i0}
01:19:24.864 – 01:19:27.856
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I am Jack's wasted life.{\i0}
01:19:35.606 – 01:19:37.665
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Thank you, sir.
01:19:39.176 – 01:19:42.168
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Tyler dreamed up new homework assignments.{\i0}
01:19:42.279 – 01:19:44.803
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}He handed them out in sealed envelopes.{\i0}
01:20:23.945 – 01:20:27.642
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- There's a Fight Club up in Delaware City. - Yeah, I heard.
01:20:29.449 – 01:20:31.644
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}There's one in Penns Grove too.
01:20:31.718 – 01:20:33.947
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Bob even found one up in New Castle.
01:20:34.053 – 01:20:37.113
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Did you start that one? - No, I thought you did.
01:20:37.223 – 01:20:39.713
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No.
01:21:28.563 – 01:21:30.758
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Stop for a second. - Hey, what are we doing?
01:21:30.865 – 01:21:32.889
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Turn around. - What are we doing?
01:21:32.966 – 01:21:35.4
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Homework assignment. - What kind?
01:21:35.502 – 01:21:37.526
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Human sacrifice.
01:21:37.603 – 01:21:40.936
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Is that a gun? Please tell me it's not. - It's a gun.
01:21:41.007 – 01:21:43.372
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What are you doing? - Meet me in the back.
01:21:43.475 – 01:21:45.807
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Don't fuck around! - Meet me in the back.
01:21:45.911 – 01:21:47.707
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}On a long enough time line,{\i0}
01:21:47.778 – 01:21:50.679
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.{\i0}
01:21:51.681 – 01:21:53.74
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What are you doing? Come on!
01:21:53.816 – 01:21:57.216
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hands behind your back. Give me your wallet.
01:21:58.987 – 01:22:02.285
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Raymond K Hessel. 1320 SE Banning, Apartment A.
01:22:03.09 – 01:22:06.286
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Small, cramped basement apartment? - How did you know?
01:22:06.393 – 01:22:08.987
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}They give shitty apartments letters.
01:22:09.095 – 01:22:12.188
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Raymond! You're going to die.
01:22:12.298 – 01:22:13.765
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No!
01:22:13.832 – 01:22:17.995
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Is that your mom and dad? They're gonna have to call the kindly doctor.
01:22:18.102 – 01:22:20.366
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Pick up your dental records. Know why?
01:22:20.438 – 01:22:23.998
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- There'll be nothing left of your face. - Oh, come on!
01:22:24.107 – 01:22:28.008
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}An expired community college student ID. What did you study, Raymond?
01:22:28.11 – 01:22:31.135
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- S... S... Stuff. - Stuff?
01:22:31.213 – 01:22:33.306
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Were the midterms hard?
01:22:34.449 – 01:22:37.008
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I asked you what you studied! - Biology, mostly.
01:22:37.117 – 01:22:40.608
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Why? - I don't know.
01:22:40.72 – 01:22:43.712
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What did you wanna be, Raymond K Hessel?!
01:22:45.124 – 01:22:49.059
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The question, Raymond, was what did you want to be?
01:22:50.761 – 01:22:52.82
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Answer him, Raymond, Jesus!
01:22:52.93 – 01:22:55.329
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Veterinarian. Veterinarian. - Animals.
01:22:55.432 – 01:22:58.401
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Yeah. Animals and stuff. - Stuff. Yeah, I got that.
01:22:58.468 – 01:23:01.027
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- So you need more schooling. - Too much school.
01:23:01.136 – 01:23:03.604
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Would you rather be dead? - No, please...
01:23:03.672 – 01:23:08.131
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You'd rather die here, on your knees, in the back of a convenience store?
01:23:08.209 – 01:23:09.835
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Please, no.
01:23:13.947 – 01:23:16.005
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm keeping your license.
01:23:17.25 – 01:23:20.241
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Gonna check in on you. I know where you live.
01:23:20.352 – 01:23:23.344
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}If you're not working to be a veterinarian in six weeks,
01:23:23.455 – 01:23:25.547
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}you will be dead.
01:23:27.424 – 01:23:29.482
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Now run on home.
01:23:34.229 – 01:23:36.288
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Run, Forrest, run!
01:23:37.966 – 01:23:40.024
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I feel ill.
01:23:40.835 – 01:23:42.894
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Imagine how he feels.
01:23:43.004 – 01:23:45.062
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Come on, this isn't funny!
01:23:45.171 – 01:23:47.605
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What the fuck was the point of that?!
01:23:47.674 – 01:23:51.803
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K Hessel's life.
01:23:51.877 – 01:23:56.245
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
01:23:57.682 – 01:23:59.774
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}You had to give it to him.{\i0}
01:23:59.85 – 01:24:02.216
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Come on. {\i1}- He had a plan.{\i0}
01:24:02.286 – 01:24:05.721
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}And it started to make sense in a Tyler-sort of way.{\i0}
01:24:05.821 – 01:24:07.721
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}No fear. No distractions.{\i0}
01:24:07.823 – 01:24:11.121
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The ability to let that which does not matter{\i0}
01:24:11.226 – 01:24:13.217
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}truly slide.{\i0}
01:24:26.638 – 01:24:28.73
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}You are not your job.{\i0}
01:24:30.675 – 01:24:34.041
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're not how much money you have in the bank.
01:24:35.745 – 01:24:37.837
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're not the car you drive.
01:24:38.347 – 01:24:41.214
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're not the contents of your wallet.
01:24:41.283 – 01:24:43.614
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're not your fucking khakis.
01:24:46.454 – 01:24:50.116
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
01:24:58.963 – 01:25:01.158
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'll be out of your way in a sec.
01:25:01.966 – 01:25:04.058
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You don't have to go.
01:25:05.569 – 01:25:07.661
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Whatever.
01:25:08.771 – 01:25:11.865
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No, I mean... It's OK.
01:25:21.382 – 01:25:23.508
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Are you still going to groups?
01:25:24.184 – 01:25:26.277
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yeah.
01:25:27.753 – 01:25:29.846
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Chloe's dead.
01:25:30.322 – 01:25:32.312
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Wow, Chloe.
01:25:32.39 – 01:25:34.324
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}When did that happen?
01:25:34.892 – 01:25:36.756
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Do you care?
01:25:36.86 – 01:25:40.193
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I dunno. I haven't thought about it in a while.
01:25:40.497 – 01:25:42.555
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yeah, well...
01:25:42.665 – 01:25:44.997
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It was the smart move on her part.
01:25:46.369 – 01:25:48.393
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Listen...
01:25:49.704 – 01:25:52.069
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What are you getting out of all this?
01:25:52.773 – 01:25:54.866
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What?
01:25:54.975 – 01:25:57.306
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I mean, all this. Why do you keep...
01:25:58.077 – 01:26:00.136
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Is this making you happy?
01:26:01.747 – 01:26:03.806
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yeah, well, sometimes.
01:26:05.55 – 01:26:07.676
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I don't know. I don't understand.
01:26:07.752 – 01:26:11.312
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Why does a weaker person need to latch on to a strong person?
01:26:11.388 – 01:26:13.515
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What is... What is that?
01:26:13.59 – 01:26:15.751
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What do you get out of it?
01:26:17.226 – 01:26:19.319
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No... That's not the same thing at all.
01:26:19.395 – 01:26:21.521
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's totally different with us.
01:26:21.596 – 01:26:23.689
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Us?
01:26:23.765 – 01:26:25.698
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What do you mean by us?
01:26:25.766 – 01:26:29.634
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I'm sorry. Do you hear this? - Hear what?
01:26:29.736 – 01:26:31.76
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- All that noise. Hold on. - No, wait!
01:26:31.837 – 01:26:34.567
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Don't change the subject! I want to talk about this.
01:26:34.64 – 01:26:37.403
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You're not talking about me, are you? - No.
01:26:37.542 – 01:26:40.977
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What? - Playing doctor. What was going on there?
01:26:41.044 – 01:26:44.309
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What are you talking about? - Nothing. Nothing.
01:26:44.381 – 01:26:46.439
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I don't think so. - What do you want?
01:26:46.582 – 01:26:48.982
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Look at me. - No. What?
01:26:49.752 – 01:26:52.584
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What is that?! - It's nothing. Don't worry.
01:26:52.654 – 01:26:55.053
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}My God. Who did this?
01:26:55.156 – 01:26:57.215
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- A person. - Guy or girl?
01:26:57.324 – 01:27:00.121
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What do you care? - What do you care if I ask?
01:27:00.193 – 01:27:02.787
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Leave me alone. - You're afraid to say.
01:27:02.862 – 01:27:04.852
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I am not. Let me go. - No! Talk to me.
01:27:04.963 – 01:27:06.123
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Let go of me!
01:27:06.198 – 01:27:08.928
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- This conversation - This conversation
01:27:09.001 – 01:27:11.468
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- is over. - is over.
01:27:12.336 – 01:27:15.429
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I just can't win with you, can I?
01:27:24.779 – 01:27:27.247
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey, this is getting a little old!
01:27:27.849 – 01:27:30.18
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What is... What is all this?
01:27:30.25 – 01:27:32.343
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What do you think?
01:27:33.287 – 01:27:35.413
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey, why do we need bunk beds?
01:27:35.488 – 01:27:37.353
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey!
01:27:44.195 – 01:27:46.026
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Too young.
01:27:46.096 – 01:27:47.757
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Sorry.
01:27:47.832 – 01:27:49.89
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What's all that?
01:27:49.999 – 01:27:52.968
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}If the applicant is young, tell him he's too young.
01:27:53.036 – 01:27:55.663
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Old, too old. Fat, too fat. - Applicant?
01:27:55.771 – 01:27:59.103
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}If the applicant waits three days without food or shelter,
01:27:59.207 – 01:28:01.266
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}he may enter and begin training.
01:28:01.375 – 01:28:03.206
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Training for what?
01:28:08.814 – 01:28:10.873
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You think this is a game?
01:28:10.983 – 01:28:13.644
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're too young to train here, end of story.
01:28:13.718 – 01:28:16.448
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Quit wasting our time. Get the fuck out of here.
01:28:20.39 – 01:28:22.449
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Bad news, friend.
01:28:22.726 – 01:28:24.818
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's not gonna happen.
01:28:24.894 – 01:28:27.192
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Sorry if there was a misunderstanding.
01:28:27.263 – 01:28:29.196
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's not the end of the world.
01:28:29.264 – 01:28:31.459
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Just... go away.
01:28:32.334 – 01:28:34.392
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Go.
01:28:34.468 – 01:28:38.13
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're trespassing and I will have to call the police.
01:28:41.241 – 01:28:43.299
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Don't you look at me!
01:28:43.408 – 01:28:46.673
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're never getting in this fucking house!
01:28:46.745 – 01:28:50.111
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Never. Now get the fuck off my porch! Get off my porch!
01:28:50.214 – 01:28:53.74
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Sooner or later, we all became what Tyler wanted us to be.{\i0}
01:28:53.85 – 01:28:56.683
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm gonna go inside and I'm gonna get a shovel.
01:29:04.225 – 01:29:06.42
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Got two black shirts? - Yes, sir.
01:29:06.494 – 01:29:08.757
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Two pair of black pants? - Yes, sir.
01:29:08.862 – 01:29:11.831
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- One pair black boots? Black socks? - Yes, sir.
01:29:11.899 – 01:29:13.957
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- One black jacket. - Yes, sir.
01:29:14.066 – 01:29:17.057
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- $300 personal burial money? - Yes, sir.
01:29:19.237 – 01:29:21.296
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}All right.
01:29:31.114 – 01:29:33.172
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're too old, fat man.
01:29:33.282 – 01:29:36.445
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch.
01:29:44.257 – 01:29:46.316
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Bob! Bob!
01:30:02.305 – 01:30:04.967
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Like a monkey ready to be shot into space.
01:30:05.741 – 01:30:07.207
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Space monkey.
01:30:07.309 – 01:30:10.801
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good.
01:30:17.417 – 01:30:20.113
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You are too fucking old, fatty!
01:30:20.186 – 01:30:23.382
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}And you... You're too fucking
01:30:23.488 – 01:30:25.115
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}blond!
01:30:25.19 – 01:30:27.521
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Get out of here, the both of you!
01:30:27.592 – 01:30:29.719
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}And so it went.{\i0}
01:30:29.894 – 01:30:31.986
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Listen up, maggots.
01:30:32.095 – 01:30:34.154
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You are not special.
01:30:34.497 – 01:30:37.795
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake.
01:30:37.9 – 01:30:42.233
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
01:30:42.337 – 01:30:44.43
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Tyler built himself an army.{\i0}
01:30:44.706 – 01:30:48.334
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.{\i0}
01:30:48.408 – 01:30:52.036
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}We are all part of the same compost heap.{\i0}
01:30:53.112 – 01:30:56.342
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Why was Tyler Durden building an army?{\i0}
01:30:56.414 – 01:30:58.507
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}To what purpose?{\i0}
01:30:58.583 – 01:31:01.016
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}For what greater good?{\i0}
01:31:04.355 – 01:31:06.413
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}In Tyler we trusted.{\i0}
01:31:11.76 – 01:31:14.422
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}When he was like, "You are not your job",
01:31:14.529 – 01:31:16.587
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I was like, "Yeah!"
01:31:18.466 – 01:31:20.558
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey, what's all this?
01:31:20.667 – 01:31:22.76
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey!
01:31:24.237 – 01:31:25.931
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}OK!
01:31:26.005 – 01:31:28.371
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What's going on? - We're celebrating.
01:31:28.44 – 01:31:30.964
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What are we celebrating? - Go on.
01:31:34.978 – 01:31:37.139
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Hey. - Let me get that for you.
01:31:41.751 – 01:31:44.617
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The same great taste, Pepsi.{\i0}
01:31:46.988 – 01:31:49.217
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Ssh!
01:31:49.289 – 01:31:53.089
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Investigators are here. The Police Commissioner has arrived.{\i0}
01:31:53.193 – 01:31:56.161
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Could you tell us what you think has happened here?{\i0}
01:31:56.229 – 01:32:00.46
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}We believe this is one of many recent acts of vandalism in the city{\i0}
01:32:00.565 – 01:32:03.692
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}somehow related to underground boxing clubs.{\i0}
01:32:03.801 – 01:32:07.999
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}We will be coordinating a rigorous investigation.{\i0}
01:32:08.905 – 01:32:13.274
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}That was Police Commissioner Jacobs who just arrived on the scene{\i0}
01:32:13.375 – 01:32:17.607
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- of a four-alarm fire that broke out... {\i0}- She's hot.
01:32:17.713 – 01:32:19.509
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Back to you in the studio.{\i0}
01:32:19.614 – 01:32:22.014
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Yeah! - Yeah!
01:32:22.984 – 01:32:25.474
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Holy shit! - Yeah!
01:32:32.825 – 01:32:34.849
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What the fuck did you guys do?
01:32:34.926 – 01:32:39.021
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Arson investigators are on the premises...{\i0}
01:32:42.799 – 01:32:47.327
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions, sir.
01:32:53.541 – 01:32:56.066
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The victory in the war against crime
01:32:56.143 – 01:32:58.235
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}will not come overnight.
01:32:58.311 – 01:33:02.872
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It will take dedication and commitment and, most of all, cooperation.
01:33:02.948 – 01:33:07.884
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Streets are safer now. There is hope in the inner city. However...
01:33:07.952 – 01:33:09.943
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I gotta take a piss.
01:33:10.054 – 01:33:12.817
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}These are the first steps in a long journey.
01:33:12.889 – 01:33:15.483
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That is why we have created Project Hope.
01:33:15.559 – 01:33:17.651
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Bob.
01:33:20.763 – 01:33:23.526
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Project Hope will be a joint effort
01:33:23.631 – 01:33:26.361
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}between the police and community leaders.
01:33:26.468 – 01:33:30.631
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It will be a powerful new weapon in the war against crime.
01:34:16.073 – 01:34:20.203
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Wrap it around the top of his Hacky Sack. - His balls are ice cold.
01:34:22.211 – 01:34:25.544
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hi. You're gonna call off your rigorous investigation.
01:34:25.614 – 01:34:28.981
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You will publicly state there is no underground group or
01:34:29.084 – 01:34:31.381
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}these guys are gonna take your balls.
01:34:32.286 – 01:34:36.085
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}They'll send one to the {\i1}New York Times {\i0}and one to the {\i1}LA Times.{\i0}
01:34:36.156 – 01:34:37.919
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Look.
01:34:37.991 – 01:34:41.084
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The people you are after are the people you depend on.
01:34:41.16 – 01:34:44.721
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We cook your meals. We haul your trash. We connect your calls.
01:34:44.83 – 01:34:48.56
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep.
01:34:53.003 – 01:34:55.8
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Do not fuck with us.
01:35:03.211 – 01:35:05.337
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Ball check!
01:35:19.657 – 01:35:21.75
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Bob, you're this way.
01:35:22.86 – 01:35:25.191
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Let's go.
01:35:25.261 – 01:35:28.458
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.{\i0}
01:35:29.565 – 01:35:31.624
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey!
01:35:46.145 – 01:35:47.407
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yeah!
01:36:20.172 – 01:36:22.97
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I felt like putting a bullet in every panda{\i0}
01:36:23.041 – 01:36:26.908
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}that wouldn't screw to save its species.{\i0}
01:36:29.045 – 01:36:31.809
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers{\i0}
01:36:31.915 – 01:36:34.781
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}and smother those French beaches I'd never see.{\i0}
01:36:38.052 – 01:36:40.52
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I wanted to breathe smoke.{\i0}
01:36:57.902 – 01:37:00.029
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Where did you go, psycho boy?
01:37:01.739 – 01:37:04.673
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I felt like destroying something beautiful.
01:37:08.21 – 01:37:10.269
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Get him to a fucking hospital.
01:37:10.345 – 01:37:12.437
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yeah.
01:37:23.222 – 01:37:26.282
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Don't worry, Mr Durden. Airport parking. Long term.
01:37:27.759 – 01:37:29.886
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}After you, Mr Durden.
01:37:30.828 – 01:37:32.92
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}After you.
01:37:50.678 – 01:37:53.271
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Something on your mind, dear? - No.
01:37:53.346 – 01:37:56.576
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yeah, why wasn't I told about Project Mayhem?
01:37:56.682 – 01:37:59.674
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}First rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions.
01:37:59.751 – 01:38:02.15
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Why didn't you include me in the beginning?
01:38:02.253 – 01:38:07.451
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Fight Club was the beginning. Now it's left the basements and it's Project Mayhem.
01:38:07.524 – 01:38:11.926
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We started Fight Club together. Remember? It's as much mine as it is yours.
01:38:11.994 – 01:38:16.259
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Is this about you and me? - Yeah. Weren't we doing this together?
01:38:16.331 – 01:38:19.767
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This does not belong to us. We are not special.
01:38:19.867 – 01:38:22.3
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Fuck that. You should have told me.
01:38:23.136 – 01:38:25.127
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey, Tyler!
01:38:26.973 – 01:38:29.464
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Goddamn it, Tyler! - What do you want?!
01:38:29.542 – 01:38:32.009
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}A statement of purpose? Should I e-mail you?
01:38:32.11 – 01:38:34.738
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Oh... - You decide your level of involvement!
01:38:34.813 – 01:38:37.508
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I will! I wanna know certain things first!
01:38:37.581 – 01:38:40.209
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- The first rule of Project Mayhem... - Shut up!
01:38:41.985 – 01:38:45.715
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I wanna know what you're thinking. - Fuck what you know!
01:38:45.787 – 01:38:49.279
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Forget about what you think you know about life, friendship,
01:38:49.358 – 01:38:51.416
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}and especially about you and me.
01:38:52.593 – 01:38:54.754
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What is that supposed to mean?
01:38:58.164 – 01:39:00.324
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What are you doing?
01:39:01.233 – 01:39:03.963
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What do you wish you'd done before you died?
01:39:04.036 – 01:39:06.902
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Paint a self-portrait. - Build a house.
01:39:07.005 – 01:39:09.371
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- And you? - I don't know. Nothing.
01:39:09.44 – 01:39:11.839
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Get in the right lane. - You have to know!
01:39:11.975 – 01:39:15
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}If you died now, how would you feel about your life?
01:39:15.111 – 01:39:18.74
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I don't know! Nothing good. Is that what you want to hear?
01:39:18.814 – 01:39:21.145
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Come on! - Not good enough.
01:39:21.216 – 01:39:23.65
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Stop fucking around! Tyler!
01:39:24.918 – 01:39:27.182
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Jesus Christ!
01:39:27.921 – 01:39:30.013
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Fuck you!
01:39:30.123 – 01:39:32.182
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Fuck Fight Club. Fuck Marla!
01:39:32.258 – 01:39:34.919
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I am sick of all your shit!
01:39:35.027 – 01:39:36.927
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}OK, man.
01:39:38.73 – 01:39:41.254
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Quit screwing around. Steer! - Look at you!
01:39:41.365 – 01:39:44.128
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Steer! - Look at you. You're fucking pathetic!
01:39:44.2 – 01:39:49.33
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Why? Why? What are you talking about? - Why do you think I blew up your condo?
01:39:49.938 – 01:39:51.462
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What?
01:39:51.573 – 01:39:55.474
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. It's not a goddamned seminar.
01:39:55.576 – 01:39:59.272
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Stop trying to control everything and just let go!
01:40:01.014 – 01:40:02.845
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Let go!
01:40:02.949 – 01:40:05.041
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}All right. Fine.
01:40:05.885 – 01:40:07.819
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Fine.
01:41:06.2 – 01:41:08.667
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I'd never been in a car accident.{\i0}
01:41:08.734 – 01:41:12.191
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}This must have been what all those people felt like{\i0}
01:41:12.27 – 01:41:15.467
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}before I filed them as statistics in my reports.{\i0}
01:41:15.54 – 01:41:17.632
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Goddamn!
01:41:21.145 – 01:41:24.307
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We've just had a near-life experience!
01:41:28.15 – 01:41:30.141
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}In the world I see,
01:41:30.252 – 01:41:34.119
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}you're stalking elk through the Grand Canyon forests
01:41:34.222 – 01:41:37.213
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.
01:41:39.226 – 01:41:43.559
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life.
01:41:43.662 – 01:41:48.223
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You'll climb the thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower.
01:41:48.299 – 01:41:52.86
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn,
01:41:52.936 – 01:41:56.496
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}laying strips of venison in the empty car-pool lane
01:41:56.572 – 01:41:58.87
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}of some abandoned superhighway.
01:42:12.318 – 01:42:14.548
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Feel better, champ.
01:42:31.901 – 01:42:33.698
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}And then...{\i0}
01:42:33.769 – 01:42:35.327
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tyler?
01:42:35.403 – 01:42:37.496
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}..Tyler was gone.{\i0}
01:42:44.878 – 01:42:46.902
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Was I asleep?{\i0}
01:42:47.98 – 01:42:50.005
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Had I slept?{\i0}
01:42:50.148 – 01:42:53.174
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake...
01:42:53.285 – 01:42:55.718
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The house had become a living thing.{\i0}
01:42:55.786 – 01:43:00.415
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Wet inside from so many people sweating and breathing.{\i0}
01:43:00.924 – 01:43:03.518
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}So many people moving, the house moved.{\i0}
01:43:06.395 – 01:43:08.488
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Planet Tyler.{\i0}
01:43:08.564 – 01:43:10.622
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I had to hug the walls.{\i0}
01:43:10.731 – 01:43:13.825
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Trapped inside this clockwork of space monkeys.{\i0}
01:43:13.935 – 01:43:17.734
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You shouldn't be smoking in here! You know how much ether is here!
01:43:17.804 – 01:43:20.328
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Cooking and working and sleeping in teams.{\i0}
01:43:22.575 – 01:43:24.633
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hang on a second.
01:43:43.558 – 01:43:46.253
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's under control, sir.
01:43:48.729 – 01:43:50.559
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Where's Tyler?
01:43:50.63 – 01:43:53.622
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not...
01:43:53.732 – 01:43:55.666
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Right... OK.
01:43:58.07 – 01:44:00.196
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I'm all alone.{\i0}
01:44:00.371 – 01:44:03.999
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}My father dumped me. Tyler dumped me.{\i0}
01:44:04.14 – 01:44:06.37
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I am Jack's broken heart.{\i0}
01:44:10.579 – 01:44:14.378
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}What comes next in Project Mayhem only Tyler knows.{\i0}
01:44:15.283 – 01:44:18.479
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The second rule is you do not ask questions.{\i0}
01:44:21.288 – 01:44:23.983
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Get the fuck away from me! Get the fuck away!
01:44:24.39 – 01:44:26.449
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Who are all these people?
01:44:31.696 – 01:44:33.993
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The Paper Street Soap Company.
01:44:35.566 – 01:44:37.625
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Can I come in?
01:44:40.77 – 01:44:42.828
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}He's not here.
01:44:42.904 – 01:44:45.168
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What?
01:44:46.208 – 01:44:49.768
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tyler isn't here.
01:44:49.844 – 01:44:51.903
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tyler went away.
01:44:52.38 – 01:44:54.438
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tyler's gone.
01:45:11.461 – 01:45:13.189
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Get some help!
01:45:24.338 – 01:45:29.24
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Two gunshot wounds coming through! Make some fucking room!
01:45:29.309 – 01:45:31.708
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What happened? What happened?
01:45:31.81 – 01:45:34.677
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We were on assignment. We were supposed to kill two birds with one stone.
01:45:35.947 – 01:45:38.039
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Destroy a piece of corporate art...
01:45:38.115 – 01:45:40.64
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Operation Latte Thunder. Go!
01:45:41.352 – 01:45:44.514
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}..and trash a franchise coffee bar.
01:45:50.926 – 01:45:53.291
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We had it all worked out, sir.
01:46:01.467 – 01:46:04.732
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- It went smooth until... - Police! Freeze!
01:46:04.837 – 01:46:07.566
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What? - They shot Bob.
01:46:09.074 – 01:46:11.507
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- They shot him in the head. - Fucking pigs!
01:46:16.879 – 01:46:18.904
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, God!
01:46:18.981 – 01:46:22.279
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Those motherfuckers! - You morons.
01:46:22.351 – 01:46:26.48
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're running around in ski masks trying to blow things up?
01:46:26.554 – 01:46:29.25
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What did you think was gonna happen?!
01:46:30.99 – 01:46:35.358
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}OK, quick! Get rid of the evidence. We gotta get rid of this body!
01:46:35.461 – 01:46:38.328
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Bury him. - What?
01:46:38.397 – 01:46:40.66
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Take him to the garden and bury him.
01:46:40.732 – 01:46:43.599
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Come on, people, let's go! - Get the fuck off!
01:46:43.701 – 01:46:46.931
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Get away from him! What are you talking about?
01:46:47.003 – 01:46:49.597
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This isn't fucking evidence. This is a person.
01:46:49.706 – 01:46:52.902
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}He's my friend and you're not burying him in the garden!
01:46:52.975 – 01:46:55.966
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir.
01:46:56.077 – 01:46:58.102
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- This is Bob. - Sir, in...
01:46:58.179 – 01:47:00.305
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}In Project Mayhem, we have no names.
01:47:00.381 – 01:47:02.372
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Now, you listen to me.
01:47:02.483 – 01:47:06.976
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This is a man and he has a name, and it's Robert Paulsen, OK?
01:47:07.086 – 01:47:08.986
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Robert Paulsen. - He's a man
01:47:09.088 – 01:47:11.92
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}and he's dead now because of us. Do you understand that?
01:47:12.591 – 01:47:14.888
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I understand.
01:47:17.128 – 01:47:20.494
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}In death, a member of Project Mayhem
01:47:20.563 – 01:47:22.622
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}has a name.
01:47:22.766 – 01:47:25.7
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}His{\i0} name is Robert Paulsen.
01:47:26.135 – 01:47:28.228
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}His name is Robert Paulsen.
01:47:29.004 – 01:47:31.699
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}His name... is Robert Paulsen.
01:47:31.773 – 01:47:35.606
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}His name is Robert Paulsen.
01:47:35.709 – 01:47:38.769
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Come on, guys. Please. Stop it.
01:47:38.845 – 01:47:41.438
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}His name is Robert Paulsen.
01:47:41.547 – 01:47:44.606
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Shut up! This is all over with!
01:47:47.852 – 01:47:50.376
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Get the fuck out of here.
01:48:19.076 – 01:48:23.535
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Tyler? - No, this is Detective Stern of the Arson Unit.
01:48:23.613 – 01:48:25.171
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I need to see you...
01:48:29.685 – 01:48:33.745
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I went to all the cities on Tyler's used ticket stubs, barhopping.{\i0}
01:48:33.822 – 01:48:38.588
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I didn't know how or why, but I could look at 50 different bars, and somehow I just knew.{\i0}
01:48:38.659 – 01:48:43.22
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm looking for Tyler Durden. It's {\i1}very{\i0} important that I talk to him.
01:48:43.362 – 01:48:44.989
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I wish I could help you,
01:48:45.064 – 01:48:47.396
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}sir.
01:48:52.67 – 01:48:54.763
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Every city I went to,{\i0}
01:48:55.806 – 01:48:58.205
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}as soon as I set foot off the plane{\i0}
01:48:58.808 – 01:49:01.072
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I knew a Fight Club was close.{\i0}
01:49:01.177 – 01:49:02.837
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey! Hey!
01:49:03.912 – 01:49:05.504
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Taxi!
01:49:05.614 – 01:49:07.672
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Look at my face. I'm a member.
01:49:07.782 – 01:49:10.307
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Now, I just need to know if you've seen Tyler.
01:49:10.418 – 01:49:14.08
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm not exposed to bespeak any such information to you
01:49:14.187 – 01:49:18.885
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}nor would I, even if I had said information at this juncture,... be able.
01:49:19.592 – 01:49:23.254
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You're a moron. - I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
01:49:24.629 – 01:49:29.656
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Tyler had been busy... setting up franchises all over the country.{\i0}
01:49:32.435 – 01:49:36.871
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Was I asleep? Had I slept?{\i0}
01:49:36.938 – 01:49:39.202
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I Tyler's?{\i0}
01:49:40.609 – 01:49:43.668
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- We've just heard the stories. - What kind of stories?
01:49:43.744 – 01:49:48.009
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Nobody knows what he looks like. - He has plastic surgery every three years.
01:49:48.081 – 01:49:51.107
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
01:49:51.217 – 01:49:55.277
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Is it true about Fight Club in Miami? - Is Mr Durden building an army?
01:49:55.42 – 01:49:58.411
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I was living in a state of perpetual d?j? vu.{\i0}
01:49:59.223 – 01:50:01.281
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Everywhere I went,{\i0}
01:50:01.424 – 01:50:03.358
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I felt I'd already been there.{\i0}
01:50:03.46 – 01:50:06.36
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}It was like following an invisible man.{\i0}
01:50:07.463 – 01:50:09.522
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The smell of dried blood,{\i0}
01:50:09.632 – 01:50:13.123
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}dirty, bare footprints circling each other.{\i0}
01:50:13.968 – 01:50:17.164
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}That aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken.{\i0}
01:50:17.271 – 01:50:20.831
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The feel of a floor still warm from a fight the night before.{\i0}
01:50:21.707 – 01:50:24.642
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I was always just one step behind Tyler.{\i0}
01:50:27.546 – 01:50:30.673
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}His name is Robert Paulsen...
01:50:35.286 – 01:50:37.378
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Welcome back, sir.
01:50:38.354 – 01:50:40.446
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}How have you been?
01:50:40.522 – 01:50:42.683
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Do you know me?
01:50:42.758 – 01:50:45.157
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Is this a test, sir?
01:50:45.259 – 01:50:47.124
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No. This is not a test.
01:50:47.194 – 01:50:49.458
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You were in here last Thursday.
01:50:49.997 – 01:50:52.294
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Thursday?
01:50:52.399 – 01:50:56.357
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You were standing where you are now, asking how good security is.
01:50:57.002 – 01:50:59.095
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's tight as a drum, sir.
01:51:01.773 – 01:51:03.934
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Who do you think I am?
01:51:04.008 – 01:51:06.567
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Are you sure this isn't a test?
01:51:06.677 – 01:51:08.577
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No, this is not a test.
01:51:08.679 – 01:51:10.737
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're Mr Durden.
01:51:12.081 – 01:51:14.742
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're the one who gave me this.
01:51:14.816 – 01:51:19.014
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Please return your seat backs to their full upright and locked position.{\i0}
01:51:30.495 – 01:51:32.554
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Yeah? {\i1}- Marla, it's me.{\i0}
01:51:32.631 – 01:51:34.598
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Have we ever done it? {\i1}- Done what?{\i0}
01:51:34.699 – 01:51:36.03
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Had sex?
01:51:36.133 – 01:51:38.294
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What kind of stupid question is that?
01:51:38.402 – 01:51:40.767
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Stupid because it's yes or because it's no?
01:51:40.837 – 01:51:43.431
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Is this a trick? {\i1}- No. I need to know...{\i0}
01:51:43.54 – 01:51:47.407
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You wanna know if I think we were just having sex or making love?
01:51:47.509 – 01:51:50.909
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- We {\i1}did{\i0} make love? {\i1}- Is that what you're calling it?{\i0}
01:51:50.979 – 01:51:53.811
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Just answer the question! Did we do it or not?!
01:51:53.914 – 01:51:56.815
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me.
01:51:56.917 – 01:51:59.783
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're sensitive, then you turn into an asshole.
01:51:59.852 – 01:52:02.548
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Does that describe our relationship, Tyler?
01:52:02.622 – 01:52:04.714
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}We just lost cabin pressure.{\i0}
01:52:04.789 – 01:52:06.256
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What did you just say?
01:52:06.358 – 01:52:08.723
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What is wrong with you? - Say my name!
01:52:08.792 – 01:52:12.455
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tyler Durden! You fucking freak! What's going on?
01:52:12.563 – 01:52:14.621
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I'm coming over! - I'm not there!
01:52:14.731 – 01:52:17.529
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You broke your promise.
01:52:17.6 – 01:52:19.567
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Jesus, Tyler.
01:52:19.635 – 01:52:23.071
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You fucking talked to her about me. - What the fuck is going on?
01:52:23.17 – 01:52:26.628
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I asked you for one thing. One simple thing.
01:52:26.741 – 01:52:29.038
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Why do people think that I'm you?
01:52:29.609 – 01:52:31.668
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Answer me!
01:52:34.046 – 01:52:35.877
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Sit.
01:52:38.683 – 01:52:41.379
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Answer me. Why do people think I'm you?
01:52:41.486 – 01:52:43.646
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I think you know.
01:52:43.787 – 01:52:46.347
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- No, I don't. - Yes, you do.
01:52:46.456 – 01:52:49.185
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Why would anyone possibly confuse you with me?
01:52:49.258 – 01:52:52.056
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I... I don't know.
01:52:56.831 – 01:52:59.697
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You got it. - No.
01:52:59.8 – 01:53:01.893
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Do not fuck with us! - Say it.
01:53:03.269 – 01:53:05.294
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Because...
01:53:06.673 – 01:53:07.832
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Say it!
01:53:09.508 – 01:53:11.567
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Because we're the same person.
01:53:11.643 – 01:53:13.769
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's right.
01:53:13.844 – 01:53:16.005
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap.{\i0}
01:53:16.08 – 01:53:19.81
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I don't understand this. - You wanted a way to change your life.
01:53:19.883 – 01:53:21.975
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You could not do this on your own.
01:53:22.051 – 01:53:24.11
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}All the ways you wish you could be,
01:53:24.219 – 01:53:26.084
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}that's me.
01:53:26.188 – 01:53:29.315
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck.
01:53:29.424 – 01:53:31.789
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I am smart, capable and, most importantly,
01:53:31.858 – 01:53:34.622
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
01:53:34.695 – 01:53:35.684
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, no.
01:53:35.796 – 01:53:38.696
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Tyler's not here. Tyler went away. - What?
01:53:38.798 – 01:53:41.096
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This isn't possible. This is crazy.
01:53:41.2 – 01:53:43.224
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}People do it every day.
01:53:43.301 – 01:53:46.861
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}They talk to themselves. They see themselves as they'd like to be.
01:53:46.937 – 01:53:50.202
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}They don't have the courage you have to just run with it.
01:53:54.01 – 01:53:57.342
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You still wrestle with it, so sometimes you're still you.
01:53:57.479 – 01:54:02.142
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- We should do this again sometime. - At times, you imagine you're watching me.
01:54:02.249 – 01:54:04.74
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}If this is your first time, you have to fight.
01:54:04.852 – 01:54:09.22
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Little by little, you're just letting yourself become
01:54:10.056 – 01:54:11.955
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tyler Durden.
01:54:12.057 – 01:54:14.855
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You are not your job or how much money you have!
01:54:14.927 – 01:54:17.326
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- No. You have a house. - Rented in your name.
01:54:17.428 – 01:54:21.056
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You have jobs, a life. - You work nights because you can't sleep.
01:54:21.131 – 01:54:22.928
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Or you stay up and make soap.
01:54:23.033 – 01:54:27.969
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You're fucking Marla, Tyler. - Technically, you are. It's all the same to her.
01:54:29.705 – 01:54:31.729
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, my God.
01:54:32.741 – 01:54:34.834
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Now you see our dilemma.
01:54:34.909 – 01:54:37.172
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}She knows too much.
01:54:37.277 – 01:54:42.373
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I think we're gonna have to talk about how this might compromise our goals.
01:54:42.515 – 01:54:44.642
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What... What are you saying?
01:54:45.584 – 01:54:49.85
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This is bullshit. This is bullshit, I'm not listening to this!
01:54:49.921 – 01:54:52.582
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You are insane! - No. You're insane.
01:54:52.69 – 01:54:55.385
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We simply do not have time for this crap.
01:54:56.893 – 01:54:59.088
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}It's called a changeover.{\i0}
01:54:59.162 – 01:55:01.254
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The movie goes on{\i0}
01:55:01.33 – 01:55:04.458
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}and nobody in the audience has any idea.{\i0}
01:55:17.409 – 01:55:21.105
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Sir! Are you checking out? - Yeah. Bill me.
01:55:21.179 – 01:55:23.613
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Can you initial this list of phone calls?
01:55:28.018 – 01:55:32.078
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- When were these made? - Between 2.00 and 3.30 this morning.
01:55:37.926 – 01:55:42.021
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Have I been going to bed earlier every night? Have I been sleeping later?{\i0}
01:55:42.129 – 01:55:46.997
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Have I been Tyler longer and longer?{\i0}
01:55:49.501 – 01:55:51.935
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Is anybody here?
01:55:54.605 – 01:55:56.698
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}D?j? vu all over again.{\i0}
01:55:58.342 – 01:56:00.832
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}With enough soap, one could blow up anything.
01:56:03.18 – 01:56:05.238
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, my God.
01:56:09.15 – 01:56:11.516
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- 1888. {\i0}- Who am I calling?
01:56:11.953 – 01:56:15.615
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}1888 Franklin. This is maintenance. Hello?{\i0}
01:56:16.79 – 01:56:18.381
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Hello?{\i0}
01:56:18.457 – 01:56:20.584
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}1888 Franklin Street?
01:56:20.66 – 01:56:22.753
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Yes. Can I help you?{\i0}
01:56:25.197 – 01:56:27.791
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- Hello? {\i0}- Yeah, yeah.
01:56:27.866 – 01:56:30.39
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I need to talk to your supervisor right away.
01:56:30.467 – 01:56:32.594
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- Speaking. {\i0}- OK, listen to me.
01:56:32.67 – 01:56:35.832
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Something terrible is about to happen to your building.
01:56:35.939 – 01:56:37.997
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}It's under control, sir.{\i0}
01:56:38.44 – 01:56:42.001
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Excuse me? {\i1}- Don't worry about us, sir. We're solid.{\i0}
01:56:46.247 – 01:56:47.611
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}2160.{\i0}
01:56:55.221 – 01:56:57.745
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Marla! Marla! Hey, wait!
01:56:59.424 – 01:57:02.222
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Wait! I gotta talk to you! Marla! Marla!
01:57:02.292 – 01:57:06.456
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Your bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom! They almost broke my arm!
01:57:06.597 – 01:57:09.292
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}They were burning their fingertips with lye.
01:57:09.398 – 01:57:13.356
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This needs a tremendous act of faith on your part, but hear me out.
01:57:13.435 – 01:57:17.393
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Here comes an avalanche of bullshit. - A little more faith than that.
01:57:20.641 – 01:57:23.2
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I don't wanna hear anything you have to say.
01:57:23.276 – 01:57:25.403
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You have every right to be...
01:57:26.012 – 01:57:27.876
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'll just have a coffee, thanks.
01:57:27.98 – 01:57:30.915
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Sir. Anything you order is free of charge, sir.
01:57:31.016 – 01:57:33.04
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Why is it free of charge?
01:57:33.117 – 01:57:35.176
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Don't ask. - Whatever.
01:57:35.253 – 01:57:40.781
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'll have the clam chowder, fried chicken and baked potato and a chocolate chiffon pie.
01:57:40.857 – 01:57:42.915
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Clean food, please.
01:57:43.025 – 01:57:46.051
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}In that case, may I advise against the clam chowder.
01:57:46.128 – 01:57:48.22
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No clam chowder. Thank you.
01:57:49.697 – 01:57:51.926
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You got about 30 seconds.
01:57:54.635 – 01:57:57.125
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I know I've been acting very strange, OK?
01:57:57.236 – 01:58:00.672
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I know it seems there's two sides to me... - Two sides?
01:58:00.74 – 01:58:05.802
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You're Dr Jekyll and Mr Jackass. - I know. But I realized something important.
01:58:05.877 – 01:58:09.937
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What? - The nature of our relationship wasn't clear
01:58:10.047 – 01:58:12.412
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}to me for reasons I won't go into.
01:58:12.482 – 01:58:15.076
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I know I haven't treated you well. - Whatever.
01:58:15.151 – 01:58:17.88
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No, no. Fifteen seconds, please!
01:58:17.953 – 01:58:20.251
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Fifteen seconds, don't open your mouth.
01:58:20.322 – 01:58:22.414
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm trying to tell you I'm sorry.
01:58:22.49 – 01:58:26.823
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What I've come to realize is that I really like you, Marla.
01:58:26.893 – 01:58:29.02
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You do?
01:58:29.095 – 01:58:30.959
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I really do.
01:58:31.063 – 01:58:35.362
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I care about you and I don't want anything bad to happen to you because of me.
01:58:35.466 – 01:58:38.23
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Marla, your life is in danger.
01:58:38.303 – 01:58:40.237
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What?
01:58:40.304 – 01:58:44.035
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You need to leave town for a while. Get out of any major city.
01:58:44.107 – 01:58:46.904
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Just go camping... - You're an insane person.
01:58:46.976 – 01:58:50.433
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- No. I've involved you in something terrible. - No. Shut up!
01:58:50.512 – 01:58:53.072
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You're not safe. - Shut up!
01:58:54.883 – 01:58:59.319
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Listen, I tried, Tyler. I really tried. - I know you did.
01:58:59.386 – 01:59:02.445
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}There are things about you I like. You're smart, funny.
01:59:02.522 – 01:59:04.49
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're spectacular in bed.
01:59:04.557 – 01:59:05.989
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}But
01:59:06.091 – 01:59:08.15
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}you're intolerable.
01:59:08.26 – 01:59:10.75
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You have very serious emotional problems.
01:59:10.861 – 01:59:14.796
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Deep-seated problems for which you should seek professional help.
01:59:14.898 – 01:59:18.857
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I know, and I'm sorry. - You're sorry, I'm sorry. Everyone's sorry.
01:59:20.002 – 01:59:22.095
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I can't do this any more.
01:59:22.171 – 01:59:24.264
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I can't.
01:59:24.339 – 01:59:26.398
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}And I won't.
01:59:26.507 – 01:59:28.532
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm gone.
01:59:28.609 – 01:59:31.304
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You can't leave, Marla! You're not safe!
01:59:34.146 – 01:59:36.808
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Marla, you don't understand! - Leave me alone!
01:59:36.916 – 01:59:39.406
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Marla, I am trying to protect you! - Let go!
01:59:39.517 – 01:59:42.509
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I don't ever wanna see you again! - That's fine...
01:59:42.587 – 01:59:44.713
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Here, wait right here!
01:59:48.592 – 01:59:51.151
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hold it right there! Shut up!
01:59:51.227 – 01:59:53.354
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Take this money and get on this bus.
01:59:53.429 – 01:59:55.589
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I promise I won't bother you again.
01:59:55.731 – 01:59:57.164
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Shut up!
01:59:57.232 – 02:00:00.428
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Please get on the bus. Please get on the bus.
02:00:01.602 – 02:00:03.728
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Why are you doing this?
02:00:03.803 – 02:00:07.899
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}They think you're a threat. I can't explain it now, just trust me!
02:00:07.974 – 02:00:12.342
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- If I know where you are, you won't be safe. - I'll keep this, it's asshole tax.
02:00:12.411 – 02:00:16.813
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Fine. Remember, stay out of major cities. - Tyler.
02:00:18.348 – 02:00:21.181
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're the worst thing that ever happened to me.
02:00:36.196 – 02:00:38.857
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hello. I need you to arrest me.
02:00:38.965 – 02:00:41.729
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I am the leader of a terrorist organization
02:00:41.801 – 02:00:46.76
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}responsible for numerous acts of vandalism and assault all over this city.
02:00:46.838 – 02:00:50.739
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}In the metropolitan area, we had probably 200 members.
02:00:50.808 – 02:00:54.607
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Chapters have sprung up in five or six other major cities already.
02:00:54.778 – 02:00:57.803
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This is a tightly-regimented organization
02:00:57.88 – 02:01:03.476
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}with many cells capable of operating independent of central leadership.
02:01:03.584 – 02:01:07.451
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Go to the house, OK? 1537 Paper Street.
02:01:07.554 – 02:01:09.454
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's our headquarters.
02:01:09.556 – 02:01:12.149
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}In the back, buried in the garden,
02:01:12.224 – 02:01:15.25
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}you'll find the body of Robert Paulsen.
02:01:15.361 – 02:01:18.659
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}In the basement, you're gonna find some bathtubs
02:01:18.797 – 02:01:24.098
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}that have been used very recently to make large quantities of nitroglycerin.
02:01:24.201 – 02:01:26.226
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I believe the plan is to blow up
02:01:26.303 – 02:01:29.396
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}the headquarters of these credit card companies
02:01:29.472 – 02:01:31.565
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}and the TRW building.
02:01:32.507 – 02:01:35.874
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Why these buildings? Why credit card companies?
02:01:35.977 – 02:01:39.571
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}If you erase the debt record, then we all go back to zero.
02:01:40.414 – 02:01:42.472
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You'll create total chaos.
02:01:44.084 – 02:01:47.314
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Keep him talking. I need to make a phone call.
02:01:57.894 – 02:02:00.124
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I really admire what you're doing.
02:02:00.597 – 02:02:02.655
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What?
02:02:02.798 – 02:02:04.823
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're a brave man to order this.
02:02:04.9 – 02:02:06.662
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're a genius, sir.
02:02:06.801 – 02:02:11.499
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You said if anyone ever interferes with Project Mayhem, even you,
02:02:11.605 – 02:02:13.937
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}we gotta get his balls.
02:02:15.342 – 02:02:18.504
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Don't fight. - It's a powerful gesture, Mr Durden.
02:02:18.611 – 02:02:21.636
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- It will set an example. - You're making a big mistake!
02:02:21.713 – 02:02:24.546
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You said you'd say that. - I'm not Tyler Durden!
02:02:24.649 – 02:02:28.516
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You told us you'd say that too. - All right. I am Tyler Durden.
02:02:28.619 – 02:02:31.314
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Listen to me. I'm giving you a direct order.
02:02:31.421 – 02:02:35.55
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- We're aborting this mission now. - You said you would definitely say that.
02:02:41.696 – 02:02:45.256
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Are you fucking out of your minds? You're police officers!
02:02:46.099 – 02:02:48.158
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Is somebody timing this?
02:02:48.335 – 02:02:51.303
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Keep your mouth shut.
02:02:51.37 – 02:02:53.463
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Shit!
02:02:56.107 – 02:02:58.905
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Some of this information checks out.
02:02:58.977 – 02:03:02.275
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Let's go to that house on Paper Street. - Be right there.
02:03:02.98 – 02:03:04.742
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey, wait!
02:03:05.448 – 02:03:07.973
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I got him. - Sir, we have to do this.
02:03:08.084 – 02:03:10.551
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Stop fighting! - Where's the rubber band?
02:03:10.652 – 02:03:13.143
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Get away from me! Drop that fucking knife!
02:03:16.69 – 02:03:20.125
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Back up. Face down on the floor right now!
02:03:21.361 – 02:03:23.386
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Get down on the floor!
02:03:28.167 – 02:03:31.067
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The first person that comes out of this door
02:03:31.135 – 02:03:33.103
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}gets a lead salad! Understand?
02:03:57.423 – 02:04:00.016
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Get away! Stay away!
02:04:12.969 – 02:04:15.027
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I ran.{\i0}
02:04:15.571 – 02:04:19.734
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid.{\i0}
02:04:22.376 – 02:04:24.434
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Then I ran some more.{\i0}
02:05:05.143 – 02:05:07.44
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What the fuck are you doing?
02:05:07.545 – 02:05:10.48
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Running around in your underpants! You look crazy!
02:05:10.581 – 02:05:13.674
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No. I'm onto you. I know what's going on here.
02:05:13.783 – 02:05:18.685
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Come on, then. I got us a great place to watch from. It'll be like pay-per-view.
02:06:06.659 – 02:06:09.321
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Oh, Christ. - Now what are you doing?
02:06:09.428 – 02:06:12.794
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I'm stopping this. - Why?
02:06:12.864 – 02:06:16.264
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- The greatest thing you've ever done. - I can't let this happen.
02:06:16.333 – 02:06:19.598
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}There are 10 other bombs in 10 other buildings.
02:06:19.67 – 02:06:22.035
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Since when is Project Mayhem about murder?
02:06:22.104 – 02:06:24.095
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The buildings are empty.
02:06:24.206 – 02:06:27.038
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We're not killing anyone. We're setting 'em free!
02:06:27.108 – 02:06:29.872
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Bob is dead. They shot him in the head.
02:06:30.011 – 02:06:33.343
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You wanna make an omelette, you gotta break some eggs.
02:06:33.447 – 02:06:37.041
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No. I'm not listening to you. You're not even there.
02:06:43.088 – 02:06:47.456
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I wouldn't do that. Not unless you knew which wires were what.
02:06:47.525 – 02:06:49.254
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}If you know, I know.
02:06:54.864 – 02:06:59.232
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Or{\i0} maybe I knew you'd know, so I spent all day thinking about the wrong ones.
02:07:07.741 – 02:07:08.833
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You think?
02:07:10.843 – 02:07:12.936
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one.
02:07:13.779 – 02:07:16.77
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Pull any one but the green one.
02:07:21.518 – 02:07:24.146
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I asked you not to do that!
02:07:25.988 – 02:07:27.546
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Fuck!
02:07:28.491 – 02:07:30.583
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tyler, get away from the van.
02:07:32.794 – 02:07:36.194
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tyler, I'm not kidding! Get away from the van!
02:07:36.297 – 02:07:37.662
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Goddamn it!
02:07:44.002 – 02:07:45.367
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}OK.
02:07:45.471 – 02:07:48.804
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend
02:07:48.906 – 02:07:51.5
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!
02:07:53.711 – 02:07:55.473
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Cool it, Tyler!
02:08:08.689 – 02:08:10.748
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Come on!
02:08:10.824 – 02:08:12.883
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Don't go!
02:08:50.456 – 02:08:51.65
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What?!
02:09:37.126 – 02:09:37.82
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Three minutes.
02:09:38.761 – 02:09:41.059
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This is it.
02:09:41.163 – 02:09:43.187
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The beginning.
02:09:43.264 – 02:09:45.232
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Ground zero.
02:09:45.3 – 02:09:47.597
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I think this is about where we came in.{\i0}
02:09:47.668 – 02:09:50.159
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Do you have a speech for the occasion?
02:09:50.237 – 02:09:53.262
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm sorry?
02:09:53.372 – 02:09:55.431
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I still can't think of anything.
02:09:57.476 – 02:09:59.569
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Flashback humor.
02:10:04.648 – 02:10:06.672
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's getting exciting now.
02:10:08.251 – 02:10:10.048
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Two and a half.
02:10:10.119 – 02:10:12.678
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Think of everything we've accomplished.
02:10:12.788 – 02:10:17.588
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Out these windows, we will view the collapse of financial history.
02:10:17.658 – 02:10:21.388
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}One step closer to economic equilibrium.
02:10:34.939 – 02:10:37.338
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Why is she here?
02:10:37.441 – 02:10:39.341
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tying up loose ends.
02:10:39.443 – 02:10:42.502
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Put me down, you baldheaded fuck!
02:10:42.612 – 02:10:45.705
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I beg you, please don't do this. - I'm not doing this.
02:10:45.814 – 02:10:49.272
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- We{\i0} are doing this. This is what we want. - No.
02:10:49.351 – 02:10:54.083
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I don't want this. - Right. Except you is meaningless now.
02:10:54.154 – 02:10:58.146
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- We have to forget about you. - You're a voice in my head.
02:10:58.258 – 02:11:00.316
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're a voice in mine!
02:11:00.425 – 02:11:03.258
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Why can't I get rid of you? - You need me.
02:11:03.328 – 02:11:05.42
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No. I don't. I really don't any more.
02:11:05.496 – 02:11:09.761
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You created me. I didn't create some loser alter ego to make me feel better.
02:11:09.866 – 02:11:13.825
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Take some responsibility. - I do. I am responsible for all of it
02:11:13.937 – 02:11:15.665
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}and I accept that.
02:11:15.738 – 02:11:19.764
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}So, please, I'm begging you, please call this off.
02:11:21.776 – 02:11:23.971
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Have I ever let us down?
02:11:25.445 – 02:11:27.743
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}How far have you come because of me?!
02:11:33.653 – 02:11:35.711
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I will bring us through this.
02:11:35.787 – 02:11:39.586
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}As always, I will carry you kicking and screaming
02:11:39.69 – 02:11:42.124
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}and in the end you will thank me.
02:11:42.593 – 02:11:45.117
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tyler. Tyler.
02:11:45.194 – 02:11:48.721
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm grateful to you. For everything that you've done for me.
02:11:48.798 – 02:11:51.493
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}But this is too much. I don't want this.
02:11:51.567 – 02:11:56.868
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What do you want? Your shit job back? Fucking condo world, watching sitcoms?
02:11:56.938 – 02:11:58.996
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Fuck you! I won't do it.
02:11:59.873 – 02:12:03.706
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- This can't be happening. - It's already done, so shut up!
02:12:03.776 – 02:12:05.403
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}60 seconds till CRI.
02:12:05.945 – 02:12:08.004
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No.
02:12:09.914 – 02:12:12.712
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I can figure this out. This isn't even real.
02:12:12.784 – 02:12:16.48
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're not real, that gun... That gun isn't even in your hand.
02:12:17.955 – 02:12:20.013
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The gun's in my hand.
02:12:25.026 – 02:12:27.517
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Good for you. It doesn't change a thing.
02:12:36.402 – 02:12:39.029
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Why do you wanna put a gun to your head?
02:12:39.171 – 02:12:41.23
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Not my head, Tyler.
02:12:41.807 – 02:12:43.831
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Our head.
02:12:45.376 – 02:12:47.435
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Interesting.
02:12:50.447 – 02:12:53.108
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Where are you going with this, Ikea boy?
02:12:59.587 – 02:13:02.578
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey. It's you and me.
02:13:05.325 – 02:13:07.383
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Friends?
02:13:08.227 – 02:13:10.32
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tyler,
02:13:13.732 – 02:13:16.064
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I want you to really listen to me.
02:13:16.201 – 02:13:18.634
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}OK.
02:13:18.736 – 02:13:20.795
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}My eyes are open.
02:13:39.552 – 02:13:41.576
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What's that smell?
02:14:01.202 – 02:14:04.194
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Where is everybody? - Oh, no. What's going on?
02:14:04.839 – 02:14:06.43
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Mr Durden!
02:14:07.508 – 02:14:09.373
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, my God!
02:14:14.714 – 02:14:17.91
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Are you... Are you all right, sir?
02:14:18.016 – 02:14:21.974
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Oh, yeah, I'm OK. - You look terrible, sir. What happened?
02:14:22.053 – 02:14:26.045
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Nothing, it's no problem. - No, no, no, sir. He's not kidding.
02:14:26.122 – 02:14:28.886
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You look awful. You need assistance. - I'm fine.
02:14:29.025 – 02:14:32.619
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Look, I'm fine... Everything's fine.
02:14:34.897 – 02:14:37.126
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Stop it!
02:14:37.265 – 02:14:40.392
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Let her go. - Christ Almighty!
02:14:40.467 – 02:14:42.264
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You!
02:14:42.335 – 02:14:44.428
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hi, Marla.
02:14:44.905 – 02:14:49.739
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Leave her with me. Meet me downstairs. - Are you sure?
02:14:49.842 – 02:14:51.9
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yes, I'm sure.
02:14:53.011 – 02:14:57.106
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You fucker! What kind of sick fucking game are you playing at?!
02:14:57.247 – 02:14:59.908
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Putting me on a... Oh, my God, your face!
02:15:00.016 – 02:15:01.506
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yeah, I know.
02:15:06.288 – 02:15:08.153
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What happened?
02:15:08.29 – 02:15:10.416
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Don't ask. - You're shot.
02:15:10.491 – 02:15:12.55
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Yes, I'm shot. - Oh, my God.
02:15:13.494 – 02:15:16.519
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I can't believe he's standing. - One tough motherfucker.
02:15:20.332 – 02:15:22.163
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Who did this?
02:15:22.301 – 02:15:24.768
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I did, actually.
02:15:24.869 – 02:15:26.928
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Find some gauze.
02:15:28.306 – 02:15:30.33
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You shot yourself?
02:15:30.44 – 02:15:33.068
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yes, but it's OK. Marla, look at me.
02:15:33.143 – 02:15:35.44
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm really OK.
02:15:35.511 – 02:15:39.469
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Trust me. Everything's gonna be fine.
02:15:52.291 – 02:15:56.158
{\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You met me at a very strange time in my life.
02:15:57.305 – 02:16:03.945
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