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The Under-Gifted
1980
Les Sous Doues.1980.720p.BluRay.srt
Les Sous Doues Passent Le Bac.srt
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Les Sous Doues Passent Le Bac.srt
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No, I'm not going. -yes, go
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You little shit. -Oh, you shut up!
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You see?
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You're nervous? -Yeah
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At the end of the test you said you were sure of yourself.
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Yeah, but with the exam people you never know.
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In any case dad, if I passed it? What difference would it make?
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Degree or no degree, i'd still be unemployed.
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Let's go. It's already done anyway.
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I.D. Card
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Sanquin Julien
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Failed
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See? at least he passed -Him? I doubt, I know him.
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You register for next class, we'll pass next year together
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I present you my study crib The "Louis the 14th Court".
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Next year enrollment... Not going too crazy..
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I have to say that the results this year...
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No one knows...
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And now, information about the Baccalaureate.
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The average is 59% country wide.
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The record is held by the School St Louis De Gonzague with a 95% acceptance rate
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And at the end of the spectrum.
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We find School Louis the 14th With 0% acceptance. I indeed said, 0% acceptance.
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For them, the situation can only get better.
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I'll see you for the News at 8. Thanks for watching.
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Where's Leon? Leon.. Leon
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For 20 years I said Hallelujia to everything you do.
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You do whatever you please.
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Today, we see the result from your pedagogic permissive methods
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100% failure rate. You understand?
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You can imagine the pain this free publicity has caused us.
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Parents demand a repressive system for their kids.
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Repressive, listen, can you hear me when I talk, it's in the newspaper.
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Repression, they'll get some repression
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They'll pay for the repression..
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Understood Leon? - Yes
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Look at them, having fun. Moving around...
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Have fun, while you still have time..
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Shit, my mo-ped!
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We don't know them and I already hate them..
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hate them.. We're from a different world.
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We are classy... They are Nouveau riche..
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Aren't they.. Only because of money
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Without money we would sell this place...
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Never would I ever sell this property.
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So they'll have it, their baccalaureate. They'll have it.. Little monsters...
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By force or not, they'll have it. Even you...
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Baptiste Lavalle, our best "client" You'll pass your Bac..
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Hello girls..
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Ah, we have more than just ugly girls this year..
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If you need information about the dorm situation, ask me, I've been a "client" for 4 years now..
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What about me? -Hey Julien, how are you doing?
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This is Julien, he is the medical certificate provider, whatever the type you need.
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Oh, good thing you brought your marmite.
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I bet you, I eat in it before Xmas. Wanna bet?
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Hey little one, do you know you'll have your greatest school year of your life?
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It's still not opened.
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Are you that much in a hurry? -Yeah, if we want to pass the Bac, we can't waste anytime.
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Hey, is this your car?
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Yeah it's mine..
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Well, not exactly mine, it's my dad's..
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With the chicks, on the first day, you understand...
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Hold on, Women and children first..
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My children, I'm on the mission to make out of you, Baccalaureate degree holders
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Some might say Mission Impossible..
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I'm taking on the challenge And I'll win..
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You will leave my school with your baccalaureate.
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When you'll see the P.E. teacher. You'll understand why I've been here for 4 years.
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It's Marilyn..
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Your teachers will be: Mr Gimoncourt.
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for Math, Science, Chemistry,
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and English..
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History and Geography will be taught by Mrs Gimoncourt
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Are we done?
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Physical Education
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And Sexual.
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Mr. Bruce
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Marilyn.
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Marilyn didn't shave this morning.
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Did you read the new rules. - No but i received the new fee
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Locker-room
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Locker-room
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Mrs, Dress or skirt..
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St Laurent Model. -Right. Locker-room, next right.
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What's this? Mrs..
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Animals aren't allowed here.
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It's not an animal, it's my dog.
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I'm his mom. -Well we'll tie it here.. You'll pick it up later.
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Hurry Mrs
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lie down
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Who placed the students?
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Not me, I think they found their own desk. -Obviously.
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You in the back. -Me?
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Why? Because. If you don't like it, the door is wide open.
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You already paid anyway, it'd be all profit..
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Let's hurry. You too, here..
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Here Hurry up!
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I'm fixing what you've been messing up for 20 years.
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and watch them from now on.
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Yeah, so I was enjoying my morning ice-cream, I turn around, some bastard steals my mo-ped.
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Did you see the guy? -Yeah but his back and from far away
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So, what are you gonna do? -Well I'll buy another one, I can't walk everywhere.
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"Nice to meet you"
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English is not interesting? -blah
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Is this language not widely spoken enough for you?
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No use in learning any foreign languages
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Is French enough for you? -No, but we have machines for translation. Why would I bust my balls?
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Enchante de faire votre connaissance -Nice to meet you.
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One day I won't even have to type.
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I would speak, and it would translate it directly. So, Frankly Why busting my balls?
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How much do you want to spend on your mo-ped? -500 or 600 Francs, no more..
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I might have one around that price. -Ah yeah?
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I might be interested. Ok.
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Get out..
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Get out, or I'll open. I have a key you know..
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It is strictly forbidden to smoke in the bathrooms.
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I know you're here. I know you're here.
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The smoke doesn't bother you? -You'll change your habits, kiddo
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Get out, get out. I'll get them under control
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Where are the bathrooms? -1st door on the left, it's written on the door. You can't miss it.
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Mamour, here comes your mommy..
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Mamour...
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He ate Mamour.. Police!! Police!
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He scarfed down my dog He scarfed down my Mamour.
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But this is my car..
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Evidently, it's not mine. I don't have a car..
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If everybody was like me there would be no cars
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But it's not bothering anyone here!
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It was not bothering anyone! -Everybody says that..
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There are 10 millions cars that don't bother anyone. So, there you go.
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Not bothering...
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It's destroyed now.. -Yeah, yup. Well it won't bother anymore..
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again..
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Get out, i know you're here It is forbidden to smoke in the bathrooms. You know it.
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That's something. He won't get out..
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Why not? -When I say no. It doesn't mean "no"
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No it's not yes. But it depends where..
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Well listen.
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In my parent's apartment, there's a room at the end of the hallway, is that ok? -No, not exciting enough.
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So it means no. -Yes, it will always be No. Except during classes
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What during the classes?
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With this, you drop some catalyst on these crystals.
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From which, smoke, if there's smoke, there's a reaction..
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Your turn now.
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I'm selling you my mo-ped for 700 Francs. -700 Francs? -yup
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You think she's monitoring us?
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She must have installed something
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Tell me, still on what we talked about earlier? -Well, yes..
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Ok, don't move.
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Hey you, You've lost it?
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I said, only a few drops!
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You're crazy!
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Maybe we should open the door. -Out of question, my flowers are outside!
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I continue..
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2 H C - C H C 2 Gives.. TrichorEthylene..
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I hope you've followed I was saying 2 H C - .....
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Went well? -Not bad dad.
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This one here..
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Not bad at all -Yes, it's good..
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Listen, I'll tell you, except for the color It's identical.
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Yeah it's normal, All made at the same manufactory
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Alright, I'll pay you tomorrow Is that ok?
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Yeah, so you'll have it tomorrow then. Business is business.
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Dressed like this will get you in trouble with the director. -No worries.
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So how's the girl that'll end up in my bed?
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Say, can't you find him a girlfriend coz he's starting to annoy me.
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Here, 500, 600 700..
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and extra for you, a wonderful lock with the key, so no one will steal it from you.
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What's the matter? -Locker room.
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What about the tie? -The tie? oh wait, wait...
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Can I go?
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No, No Mrs. Pants are forbidden.
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From 1921 to 1929, the USA became the most prosperous ever in history
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Industrialization was one of the main reasons allowing low prices for goods.
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the USA only represents 7% of the world.
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only 6% of the world population...
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..but the 5/7 of the cars....
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here.
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fix this.
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I was looking for a book on the top of the shelf, my foot...
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Julien, my boyfriend. -Hi -Hello
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Her soon to be ex-boyfriend. -You know, the guy always horny.
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Ruth? -Ruth. -Don't change a thing.
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So we play pinball, and the winner gets to chose between the 2 of you to sleep with.
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hmm, sure.. don't bother. keep playing like if I wasn't there.
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Go ahead, continue....
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I don't exist..
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Chief, they didn't do it on purpose.
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Of course.. You're right, It's my fault.
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Everything is my fault.
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They're always right!
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They are young, and I'm not!
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So I must, I must let them be.. huh?
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I'm here for that, so go right ahead
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I can't say anything, go ahead, walk all over me..
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It's been 4 years, 4 years you've been getting on my nerves..
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For 4 years, every year, failing your baccalaureate just to piss me off when I'm trying to eat.
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I think you want me to relocate in the Ardeches.
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want me to snap!
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I won't snap.
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I'll stay here and I will eat.
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I'll eat my carrots, like I do everyday.
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You live at your parents? - No, they're separated, my mom in Canada My father in Australia
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so they're renting this for me, you'll see, it's really nice.
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Just be quiet. -no, no
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keep it quiet,
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Get undressed quickly quickly, i'm coming..
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stop it. stop it
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No, it's the old hag's room!
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Oh Shit, the old hag!
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Where are we going now? - No worries I know a nice hotel.
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There we are, let's go.
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But you said a hotel? -Well a hotel, this will do until tomorrow morning
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Let's go -I can't do this! -If you love, you can
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Follow me.
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Come on, hurry up.
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Be careful.
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Shh shut up
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The director sleeps right below us. Be quiet
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During recess, I come here. But I think I'll move here.
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Nice huh?
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No, no, I'm tired and we have school tomorrow.
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and don't move
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Holy crap Oh holy crap
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I woke up a little late, so instead of being tardy I decided to show up like this.
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besides you have some fabulous uniforms.
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Mrs, Mrs, go to the class. Hurry up..
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Mrs, please find your seat Don't bother anyone..
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What are you doing here?
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Why are you crying?
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I'm going to be late for work. -What work?
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I start my shift at 9, as a casheer.
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Hey, yesterday, someone stole my mo-ped
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Shit, so what now? -Well I'm gonna have to buy another one, but my insurance won't like this.
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I can sell you mine if you want. - What about you?
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I'll borrow my cousin's.
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Yeah, but I really liked the color.
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No problem, i can paint it the same color, no charge.
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well, that's really nice of you.
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Well, for each family it's not much. But for us, in the end, it starts to accumulate nicely.
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Don't hang up
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yes, on white paper.
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Stop this..
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Stop this, this is not funny
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Not funny
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Ok
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Time for recess, so you can go.
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We'd like to use this recess to go over the course.
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Beg your pardon? -To go over it again?
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You want to study? -yeah, we all do
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everybody wants to?
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Yeah we want to go over it.
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Then go ahead and study I'll go grab a bite.
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Jeanne..
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They decided to stay in class to soak it in -Ah yeah? really? -Yes
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Well you see, authority works. Of course.
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You're ready?
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It's perfect, go ahead.
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You see Leon, they're under control They'll get their baccalaureate.
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I'm telling you Leon, they'll have their baccalaureate.
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8, not very good, you could make some effort
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265
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0, as always don't change a thing.
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What an idiot, seriously.
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In any case, this skirt is not flattering
00:30:14.684 – 00:30:20.39
It's a little skirt I found, i think it fits very well. - No, I like you better with your white dress..
00:30:20.51 – 00:30:24.436
with the sun, the blue flowers.. It's more flattering.
00:30:24.556 – 00:30:30.039
You think? -Oh yeah -Ok, enough, I'll change
00:30:36.687 – 00:30:39.696
There you go, much better. -Silence..
00:30:41.771 – 00:30:45.195
So, The American automotive industry..
00:30:45.315 – 00:30:50.226
The European and American forces in the automotive industry..
00:30:51.523 – 00:30:56.192
The inequality in men, is or isn't an obstacle to the citizens' equality.
00:31:06.401 – 00:31:08.165
What are they doing?
00:31:10.395 – 00:31:12.055
North West...
00:31:33.946 – 00:31:38.854
North East for charcoal.. South for the oil.
00:31:38.974 – 00:31:41.81
West....
00:31:48.658 – 00:31:53.599
So we were at, the opposition between men and citizen, huh?
00:31:55.687 – 00:31:59.353
which could be natural or from birth..
00:31:59.473 – 00:32:01.289
Hey guys! She's at it again!
00:32:05.285 – 00:32:07.066
no, I have work to do, lot of work..
00:32:08.501 – 00:32:09.591
I have work to do!
00:32:13.187 – 00:32:15.4
If her mother saw her!
00:32:25.622 – 00:32:26.867
Little bastards..
00:32:28.779 – 00:32:29.817
Bruce!
00:32:37.528 – 00:32:39.178
Bruce! Bruce!
00:32:39.298 – 00:32:44.625
Bruce! For everybody, 10min of Physical Education. For you too!
00:33:00.839 – 00:33:01.444
You like him?
00:33:02.741 – 00:33:03.622
Want me to hook you up?
00:33:18.709 – 00:33:19.332
here you go..
00:33:20.872 – 00:33:22.895
So, don't move. I'll send him over..
00:33:29.085 – 00:33:30.779
Julien, come here
00:33:31.571 – 00:33:32.85
Can you do me a favor?
00:33:32.97 – 00:33:36.741
I forgot my book, can you grab it from my room?
00:33:36.861 – 00:33:40.562
This smells fishy. -No, nothing fishy, I don't want to get caught by the director..
00:33:41.033 – 00:33:45.048
If you don't want to go, no big deal. -No, it's ok, I'll go.
00:33:45.481 – 00:33:47.4
Nice of you
00:33:54.397 – 00:33:57.129
What are you doing here?
00:33:59.256 – 00:34:01.694
Tell me Caro. Want to do me a favor?
00:34:03.156 – 00:34:07.15
I forgot my book upstairs, can you go ahead and bring it to me?
00:34:07.27 – 00:34:12.359
Seriously, I want you to go as I don't want the director to know I'm squatting in her attic.
00:34:13.145 – 00:34:15.506
Can you go? It would really help me
00:34:15.825 – 00:34:16.862
Ok
00:34:17.917 – 00:34:19.387
Caro... You're nice..
00:34:20.581 – 00:34:24.766
Hey if Julien comes back, can you tell him I'll be right back? -Yeah, you can count on me..
00:34:28.379 – 00:34:31.128
It's not that I don't want you. It's not the problem.
00:34:31.413 – 00:34:33.903
But if we really analyze this..
00:34:34.332 – 00:34:39.519
It's always the same thing If there are no feelings, we can't sublime
00:34:40.677 – 00:34:41.663
I'm with Caroline..
00:34:42.104 – 00:34:46.323
And with her, you sublime? -With her, it is sublime, it's never boring.
00:34:46.443 – 00:34:49.188
With me, it may be even better..
00:34:49.447 – 00:34:52.853
I'm with Caroline. -She won't know anything.
00:34:54.721 – 00:34:56.415
Where's his book?
00:34:56.535 – 00:34:58.892
Right here. -Give it to me..
00:34:59.428 – 00:35:02.004
Come get it. -Give it to me now.
00:35:04.615 – 00:35:05.428
Ah shit..
00:35:06.015 – 00:35:07.675
Listen Caroline, I'll explain..
00:35:08.776 – 00:35:14.361
It's one of Bebelle's trick. -Yeah that's it -I think we'll have a little fun
00:35:24.946 – 00:35:26.105
What's going on?
00:35:26.225 – 00:35:28.335
The bastard, what a bastard!
00:35:28.455 – 00:35:33.321
Do you know what Julien was doing? -No? -He was fucking Jeanne in the attic..
00:35:33.441 – 00:35:37.972
Oh the bastard, the bastard, the bastard!
00:35:38.092 – 00:35:42.421
What are you going to do? -I'll make him pay -I'd do the exact same thing..
00:35:42.991 – 00:35:45.793
I'm gonna fuck the 1st guy. -Bravo, and who?
00:35:45.913 – 00:35:48.023
Him... or him...
00:35:48.143 – 00:35:50.478
Wait, do you know what the worst is for a guy?
00:35:50.598 – 00:35:52.709
That his girlfriend fucks his best friend.
00:35:52.829 – 00:35:55.498
You sure? -The statistics are very accurate.
00:35:55.618 – 00:35:57.642
His best friend? -Oh yeah yeah yeah
00:35:57.762 – 00:36:01.55
And I'm not telling you this because I'm his best friend. -No, I know..
00:36:03.288 – 00:36:07.749
What are you doing tonight? -Tonight, I'm busy..
00:36:08.181 – 00:36:11.484
No, no, wait, I can cancel..
00:36:13.1 – 00:36:13.861
Thank you.
00:36:15.579 – 00:36:17.101
If that makes you happy
00:36:38.669 – 00:36:39.395
come in
00:36:40.951 – 00:36:42.352
get undressed
00:36:43.441 – 00:36:44.686
No lights?
00:36:44.806 – 00:36:46.398
No, because of my parents
00:37:39.001 – 00:37:39.969
It's a dude?
00:37:40.644 – 00:37:41.543
Very good
00:37:45.023 – 00:37:47.011
Much better performance than usual.
00:37:48.135 – 00:37:50.573
Well go ahead as if we weren't here.
00:37:50.693 – 00:37:52.913
In any case I don't want to anymore.
00:37:54.643 – 00:37:56.026
Oh come on...
00:37:56.146 – 00:37:57.738
A little, a quick one...
00:37:58.222 – 00:38:00.85
Stop it, I said I don't want to.
00:38:05.432 – 00:38:09.53
I have something to tell you. -Sit down
00:38:11.96 – 00:38:13.395
I'm pregnant
00:38:16.836 – 00:38:19.36
Whose is it? -You all
00:38:20.017 – 00:38:21.245
You sure?
00:38:25.316 – 00:38:26.474
Look..
00:38:30.728 – 00:38:31.696
It's not mine.
00:38:33.945 – 00:38:35.639
Gotta throw this thing away..
00:38:36.037 – 00:38:40.204
It's not happening in there. Your dad is a Doctor?
00:38:40.324 – 00:38:42.763
Could arrange something?
00:38:42.883 – 00:38:44.337
I'm keeping it.
00:38:44.673 – 00:39:03.659
...(classroom material)...
00:39:15.635 – 00:39:18.228
For Mr Gaetan: 10min Physical Education
00:39:18.348 – 00:39:19.871
Ma'am Why?
00:39:56.176 – 00:39:58.718
I'm sorry, I don't want overcrowded classrooms
00:39:59.349 – 00:40:03.845
Every teacher has better control over every students if the classes are less crowded.
00:40:04.122 – 00:40:08.306
I understand Ma'am. -Wait, I can take one more student.
00:40:11.112 – 00:40:13.464
In what section? -B -Ah
00:40:13.584 – 00:40:15.902
B, as in Baptiste.
00:40:16.022 – 00:40:17.147
He's a good student.
00:40:17.267 – 00:40:21.452
I don't know, but I know he's a good worker.
00:40:21.712 – 00:40:23.354
So rare nowadays..
00:40:23.795 – 00:40:28.965
He really wants his Baccalaureate, He'll work hard toward that.
00:40:29.085 – 00:40:32.977
Good recruit. The trimester is payable in advance.
00:40:33.097 – 00:40:41.861
-(Math Course Topic)-....
00:40:41.981 – 00:40:47.55
I'd like to introduce a new student who'll finish the year with you.. Come in.
00:40:49.479 – 00:40:50.361
Silence!
00:40:51.485 – 00:40:52.522
Silence!
00:40:54.044 – 00:40:56.69
Move to the back, Sit here.
00:40:56.81 – 00:41:00.106
Sir, Mam'
00:41:05.172 – 00:41:07.247
What's your name?
00:41:08.093 – 00:41:10.773
Student Gaston Pourquier.
00:41:13.476 – 00:41:18.491
Here, there you go. -Thanks, can you do the exact same in Balsa wood?
00:41:19.321 – 00:41:22.952
Yeah, there's trouble in the air..
00:41:24.172 – 00:41:27.249
At the end of the year you know you have to get your Bac..
00:41:29.497 – 00:41:31.175
There we go. Go ahead, hammer it in
00:41:32.226 – 00:41:34.751
Shhh. Hammer it in, slowly still..
00:41:36.428 – 00:41:37.621
Ok, try, go under.
00:41:37.741 – 00:41:40.906
Oh shit, this is very bad news for the gorilla.
00:41:42.451 – 00:41:50.742
in 1919, (class material)..
00:41:50.862 – 00:41:53.841
A crazy night of love, all you can give me
00:41:54.287 – 00:41:56.033
Wanna bet? What do you have to lose?
00:41:56.153 – 00:41:58.955
To spend a really bad night.
00:42:00.752 – 00:42:02.689
Excuse me, am I bothering you?
00:42:02.809 – 00:42:06.061
As a matter of fact, a little. yes. -A little gym class would do you?
00:42:06.181 – 00:42:08.412
This, I'd like! You see, it's very relaxing..
00:42:10.803 – 00:42:11.72
Of course.
00:42:16.527 – 00:42:17.184
Bruce!
00:42:25.501 – 00:42:26.279
Alright!
00:42:30.246 – 00:42:34.033
What's going on? Possible to work here?
00:42:34.153 – 00:42:36.246
Go on Ma'am, go on..
00:42:36.366 – 00:42:39.223
We spend enough money for this, huh? Go on!
00:42:52.742 – 00:42:56.512
What is this? -It's super.
00:42:56.632 – 00:42:59.832
Listen, go play with the kids.
00:42:59.952 – 00:43:03.164
But what is it? -Coke..
00:43:03.284 – 00:43:05.689
Can I try?
00:43:05.809 – 00:43:08.593
Got money? -Yeah -Give him 10 Francs.
00:43:10.311 – 00:43:13.112
Here, you shake very very hard.
00:43:21.343 – 00:43:21.879
The idiot.
00:43:25.32 – 00:43:26.34
You overdosed..
00:43:28.334 – 00:43:35.544
..(Math class material)..
00:43:35.664 – 00:43:38.831
Hey, it's the 3rd time you dropped your metal ruler
00:43:39.194 – 00:43:40.698
I'm sorry Sir.
00:43:40.818 – 00:43:46.71
(Math class material)..
00:43:50.569 – 00:43:53.18
Young man, can you repeat your question?
00:43:56.95 – 00:44:00.927
Be kind, I'm asking you to speak louder, you see?
00:44:04.002 – 00:44:06.111
So, well, so..
00:44:15.628 – 00:44:17.582
What's happening?
00:44:18.689 – 00:44:20.936
Can you speak louder?
00:44:21.836 – 00:44:23.772
What's he saying? Huh?
00:44:28.89 – 00:44:30.152
I don't get it..
00:44:31.605 – 00:44:35.171
You understand French? I'm asking you to speak louder!
00:44:39.044 – 00:44:40.22
Not normal..
00:44:42.34 – 00:44:43.861
This is not normal..
00:44:53.506 – 00:44:54.249
WHO?!?
00:44:57.362 – 00:44:58.399
Who did this again?
00:45:17.081 – 00:45:17.929
This is not possible..
00:45:18.62 – 00:45:22.148
This is not possible!
00:45:22.635 – 00:45:27.321
Are they all mentally challenged? The best of them gets a 6 out of 20!
00:45:27.441 – 00:45:29.863
I will force them, but they will have their Bac..
00:45:31.42 – 00:45:34.083
All lame! Not possible!
00:45:37.783 – 00:45:41.996
My children, what can I say? You're on the right path.. Yes, yes..
00:45:42.538 – 00:45:47.847
If the preliminary test you just took was the official test in June for the Baccalaureate. You'd all be graduating..
00:45:48.175 – 00:45:48.971
Come on..
00:45:49.091 – 00:45:54.032
I'm very happy, you finally realized the importance of this degree for your future.
00:45:54.152 – 00:45:56.47
The Bac, an old dream...
00:45:56.59 – 00:45:58.199
who might become reality..
00:45:59.054 – 00:46:02.72
See, for me, I don't see how i could get it -By working hard you see..
00:46:02.84 – 00:46:06.694
It'd be known if you can get the Bac by just working, -Believe me, it's known..
00:46:06.814 – 00:46:09.996
The only way I could ever get my Bac would be to remove the tests.
00:46:10.116 – 00:46:12.002
Or, randomly pick the people Like the lottery..
00:46:12.122 – 00:46:15.443
It's true, it'd be much more fair to everybody with the lottery system.
00:46:15.563 – 00:46:19.316
High income family or low worker, Same luck for everybody from the start.
00:46:19.436 – 00:46:25.704
Absolutely, and later in life, same thing. Everbody works, at the end of the month, with the pay check, just like the lottery..
00:46:25.824 – 00:46:29.006
So, one time you get 10 grand. Next time, maybe the minimum wage..
00:46:29.126 – 00:46:32.676
You really think so? -It's useless, there's gonna be an atomic war
00:46:32.796 – 00:46:34.007
So, bac or no bac..
00:46:34.127 – 00:46:37.051
I'm all for the atomic war I want it to start before i get kids..
00:46:37.171 – 00:46:46.908
Yeah, a great atomic war,very pretty. Coppola style, with blue, green, red mushrooms. And in the background, some music, like Wagner..
00:46:47.028 – 00:46:51.409
Yeah that'd be awesome. It'd clear the crap we've been in for the last 30 years...
00:46:51.529 – 00:46:55.645
I personally think that they are very pessimistic. I want to get my Bac.
00:46:55.765 – 00:46:57.254
Because later I want to get married..
00:46:57.68 – 00:47:03.541
Then I'll want kids Who'll get their Bac so they can get married..
00:47:04.44 – 00:47:06.204
What you're saying is really pretty..
00:47:07.295 – 00:47:09.716
Well I would marry a guy who has his Bac and super rich..
00:47:10.736 – 00:47:12.967
For me, my future is already set
00:47:13.087 – 00:47:16.228
Bac or no Bac, I'll be a minister, at least..
00:47:16.348 – 00:47:19.098
And you Mr Pourquier How do you see your future?
00:47:19.997 – 00:47:22.747
This is not for my future I'm doing this..
00:47:22.867 – 00:47:26.801
Come on, come on. You're the youngest here..
00:47:27.683 – 00:47:30.847
besides your results are more than adequate...
00:47:32.378 – 00:47:37.185
just little details... Congo is not under Belgium reign anymore. Neither are the french colonies in Africa.
00:47:37.305 – 00:47:38.309
Silence....
00:47:38.655 – 00:47:42.518
And the Tsar of Russia is not Nicholas the 4rth... But Brejnev..
00:47:42.638 – 00:47:46.702
I swear Ma'am, it's written in my books..
00:47:46.822 – 00:47:49.987
You'll have to get some more recent ones. -Ah.
00:47:50.107 – 00:47:56.923
My Children, given the excellent results. I decided for all of us to spend the day in the countryside..
00:50:04.403 – 00:50:06.616
With this, they'll have their Bac..
00:50:06.736 – 00:50:09.832
This is against my principles. -Well, we all know your principles...
00:50:09.952 – 00:50:13.446
No Ma'am, I have my own set of principles..
00:50:18.356 – 00:50:21.313
So kids, doing well? -Very well Ma'am -Good day yesterday?
00:50:21.433 – 00:50:26.483
Alright, good, let's be serious now. I'll present you, your new teacher. -A new teacher?
00:50:26.603 – 00:50:28.367
She'll get you up to speed for your exam.
00:50:28.487 – 00:50:31.514
And she is... How is she? -She's superb.
00:50:31.634 – 00:50:33.364
Come on, let's go...
00:50:33.728 – 00:50:35.145
Where is she?
00:50:35.265 – 00:50:36.085
What's this?
00:50:37.952 – 00:50:38.799
Lady?
00:50:45.607 – 00:50:47.924
The Learning Machine. She's from the USA.
00:50:48.044 – 00:50:51.504
So, who'll start? This young man..
00:50:57.666 – 00:50:58.738
please sit down..
00:51:01.384 – 00:51:01.937
Sit down.
00:51:02.646 – 00:51:03.891
Sit down.
00:51:04.617 – 00:51:05.447
Attention.
00:51:06.075 – 00:51:09.516
A sentence will scroll on the screen. Repeat it.
00:51:10.207 – 00:51:15.81
ONU, Organization from the United Nation, founded in 1942
00:51:16.162 – 00:51:17.649
Attention.....
00:51:19.655 – 00:51:20.83
Repeat.
00:51:22.923 – 00:51:24.462
You still don't want to repeat?
00:51:24.582 – 00:51:26.035
yes, yes, yes. The ONU..
00:51:26.635 – 00:51:27.672
has been founded in 1942.
00:51:27.792 – 00:51:28.866
In what year?
00:51:29.782 – 00:51:30.94
In.... 1942..
00:51:31.06 – 00:51:31.822
Repeat quicker.
00:51:31.942 – 00:51:34.208
The ONU was founded in 1942.
00:51:34.328 – 00:51:35.609
Repeat 42, several times..
00:51:35.729 – 00:51:37.701
42, 42, 42, 42..
00:51:37.821 – 00:51:39.447
Attention, new question..
00:51:39.567 – 00:51:40.917
Choose the right answer.
00:51:41.037 – 00:51:42.214
Well it's New York.
00:51:42.334 – 00:51:43.2
Wrong answer.
00:51:44.496 – 00:51:48.197
Trotski was assasinated in Mexico in 1940.
00:51:48.713 – 00:51:49.768
Repeat.
00:51:49.888 – 00:51:52.43
Trotski was assassinated in Mexico in 1940.
00:51:52.55 – 00:51:53.295
Faster..
00:51:53.415 – 00:51:55.62
Trotski was assassinated in Mexico in 1940.
00:51:55.74 – 00:51:56.459
What year?
00:51:56.579 – 00:51:57.428
In 40!
00:51:57.548 – 00:51:58.396
Who?
00:51:58.516 – 00:51:59.554
Hmm, Kennedy
00:52:01.268 – 00:52:02.375
No, Trotski.
00:52:02.776 – 00:52:03.509
Where?
00:52:03.883 – 00:52:04.394
In Dallas.
00:52:06.483 – 00:52:07.023
Who?
00:52:07.635 – 00:52:08.146
Dubreuil..
00:52:10.581 – 00:52:11.715
No, Kennedy
00:52:14.302 – 00:52:16.83
Trotski was assassinated in 1940
00:52:16.95 – 00:52:18.49
at the Olympic Games in Mexico.
00:52:21.23 – 00:52:22.942
Attention, new question.
00:52:23.898 – 00:52:27.045
The Spanish war started in 1936. Repeat.
00:52:28.135 – 00:52:29.777
The Spanish war started in 36.
00:52:29.897 – 00:52:30.763
What year?
00:52:30.883 – 00:52:31.489
In 36.
00:52:31.609 – 00:52:32.509
What?
00:52:32.629 – 00:52:33.46
The Spanish war.
00:52:33.58 – 00:52:34.293
What year?
00:52:34.343 – 00:52:35.019
In 36.
00:52:35.044 – 00:52:35.78
What?
00:52:35.802 – 00:52:36.504
The Spanish war.
00:52:36.549 – 00:52:37.221
What year?
00:52:37.431 – 00:52:38.165
In 36.
00:52:38.285 – 00:52:39.334
Ended in 36?
00:52:39.454 – 00:52:41.087
No, no, it started in 36.
00:52:41.207 – 00:52:43.907
Bravo, you've earned yourself a little treat.
00:52:53.103 – 00:52:53.933
Thank you Ma'am
00:52:57.441 – 00:52:58.802
Select the right answer
00:52:59.459 – 00:53:00.981
Wrong answer.
00:53:03.36 – 00:53:05.449
The Matignon pact was signed in 36.
00:53:05.569 – 00:53:07.567
What year? -In 36
00:53:07.687 – 00:53:08.33
What?
00:53:08.45 – 00:53:09.672
The Matignon Elyseum..
00:53:16.021 – 00:53:16.835
Not my glasses!
00:53:25.198 – 00:53:27.965
It can't continue like this. We must do something.
00:53:29.251 – 00:53:33.539
Super your Bac pad. -Shut your mouth. -How so shut my mouth?
00:53:33.659 – 00:53:38.052
What's going on, you're crazy? -Watch your tone of voice.
00:53:38.652 – 00:53:42.75
Listen, i'm sorry. -Me too.
00:53:43.095 – 00:53:45.758
Tomorrow, we'll have a day off.
00:53:46.156 – 00:53:47.954
For sure.
00:53:58.961 – 00:53:59.757
Bruce!
00:54:00.385 – 00:54:02.771
To the kitchen and take care of him.
00:54:19.904 – 00:54:20.717
Hello, Police..
00:54:21.019 – 00:54:23.941
A bomb will explode at 10:30 at the Louis 14th School
00:54:24.061 – 00:54:25.204
Who's calling?
00:54:25.324 – 00:54:29.025
From the C.R.A.S.S Committy Revolutionary Secondary Schooling
00:54:29.145 – 00:54:30.391
Yeah that's it.
00:54:37.939 – 00:54:39.582
No, it's ok. It's perfect. Thank you.
00:54:39.702 – 00:54:40.93
I feel much better.
00:54:54.964 – 00:54:55.915
Your turn..
00:54:58.785 – 00:54:59.632
My baby?
00:54:59.752 – 00:55:01.638
Later you'll thank me.
00:55:06.561 – 00:55:07.183
Bomb alert!
00:55:07.633 – 00:55:09.068
Quick, quick evacuate!
00:55:12.25 – 00:55:13.183
Quick, come!
00:55:26.997 – 00:55:28.017
Leon!, Leon!
00:55:30.179 – 00:55:31.026
It's gonna blow!
00:55:31.493 – 00:55:32.461
It's gonna blow up!
00:55:32.738 – 00:55:33.844
No worries..
00:55:34.963 – 00:55:36.191
It's a false alarm..
00:55:37.436 – 00:55:38.3
It's gonna blow!
00:55:48.848 – 00:55:50.093
Come here Leon..
00:55:52.133 – 00:55:53.551
A bomb is about to explode.. -What?
00:55:53.671 – 00:55:56.387
A bomb is going to explode! -No, should have exploded..
00:55:56.507 – 00:55:58.55
the time has passed..
00:55:58.67 – 00:56:00.66
I'm afraid it was a false alarm.
00:56:00.78 – 00:56:03.305
Created by some hoodlums who wanted a day off.
00:56:03.631 – 00:56:07.435
Well, because we never know. We'll search the house..
00:56:07.555 – 00:56:11.654
Hurry up. -He wants to search the house? -Let's go, what a waste of a day..
00:56:13.788 – 00:56:15.154
You little bastards..
00:56:15.707 – 00:56:16.831
I'll get you..
00:56:23.027 – 00:56:26.797
Can you imagine your life with me instead of this pretty boy here...
00:56:27.54 – 00:56:29.667
I want strawberries...
00:56:33.449 – 00:56:34.78
I want strawberries..
00:56:34.9 – 00:56:36.959
Martha! quick. Strawberries!!
00:56:40.071 – 00:56:42.475
What happened earlier at school?
00:56:42.595 – 00:56:45.034
A bomb alert. -A bomb alert??
00:56:45.154 – 00:56:48.078
Yeah the Police chief received an anonymous call..
00:56:49.167 – 00:56:50.066
Please repeat.
00:56:51.587 – 00:56:52.953
to pay paid paid..
00:56:53.645 – 00:56:54.492
With the accent
00:56:55.149 – 00:56:56.412
to pay paid paid.
00:56:56.875 – 00:56:57.757
It's better.
00:56:58.016 – 00:56:59.192
Pay paid paid.
00:56:59.452 – 00:57:00.973
Give the correct answer.
00:57:01.544 – 00:57:03.273
I don't care! Don't care!
00:57:04.812 – 00:57:05.365
I don't care
00:57:05.66 – 00:57:08.513
I don't care, don't care don't care. don't care!
00:57:08.859 – 00:57:09.723
New York
00:57:09.843 – 00:57:10.778
Wrong answer.
00:57:12.563 – 00:57:13.79
Washington.
00:57:14.084 – 00:57:15.312
Correct answer.
00:57:23.537 – 00:57:27.22
Hello, at 3PM, a bomb will go off at Louis 14th School.
00:57:27.34 – 00:57:29.364
Yeah. ok..
00:57:30.747 – 00:57:32.39
That makes them laugh huh?
00:57:32.51 – 00:57:34.239
We prepared a true one.
00:57:34.879 – 00:57:37.058
A little, a little bomb.
00:57:37.178 – 00:57:40.205
We would hide in a pot. A little boom.
00:57:40.325 – 00:57:42.02
Maybe then, they'll take us seriously..
00:57:42.534 – 00:57:45.197
Everything is written down. We just need to buy it.
00:57:45.594 – 00:57:46.667
Ok here..
00:57:47.185 – 00:57:49.191
Come on Mommy... Go on..
00:58:41.079 – 00:58:42.566
I set it for noon.
00:58:42.843 – 00:58:44.52
Noon sharp.
00:58:44.857 – 00:58:49.646
Hey, you sure you didn't put too much powder? -Impossible, that's even less than firecrackers..
00:59:17.899 – 00:59:18.695
Racist!
00:59:19.559 – 00:59:20.718
Machine is racist!
00:59:23.64 – 00:59:27.375
Sure enjoy it. Mrs the Machine.. while you still have time..
00:59:31.317 – 00:59:36.141
Martha! you forgot the pot under the stairs. -Thank you!
00:59:46.838 – 00:59:49.414
You sure it won't be too much? -Of course...
00:59:53.706 – 00:59:54.83
Oh fuck.
00:59:59.637 – 01:00:00.225
Oh fuck..
01:00:21.12 – 01:00:25.789
You're not in class? -Yes, i am, but i don't feel good in the tummy.
01:00:25.909 – 01:00:29.372
Tee and Mint? -Yes, very good idea.
01:00:32.646 – 01:00:34.756
The time is set for 12:30.
01:00:35.551 – 01:00:37.419
Wonderful idea with the pot.
01:00:37.539 – 01:00:39.632
The revolution gives ideas..
01:00:39.752 – 01:00:43.666
Our people will conquer.. -Our people will conquer.
01:01:00.253 – 01:01:01.415
Hmm it's good..
01:01:03.457 – 01:01:04.937
I'm gonna use the bathroom..
01:01:34.671 – 01:01:38.669
We need to reset the timer so we get more time to alert the cops.
01:01:40.797 – 01:01:42.222
Otherwise it's all good...
01:01:49.415 – 01:01:51.739
The official lunch is exactly at 12:30
01:01:52.61 – 01:01:53.938
I know, i know.
01:01:54.058 – 01:01:56.041
You have to be in the kitchen before noon.
01:02:24.269 – 01:02:25.265
Oh Fuck.
01:02:31.686 – 01:02:33.056
This is not our bomb..
01:02:33.176 – 01:02:36.445
No more bomb? Yes, there is one, but it's not ours!
01:02:36.565 – 01:02:37.828
No more weed for you..
01:02:37.948 – 01:02:39.308
There's a bomb! Fuck!
01:02:39.428 – 01:02:41.262
Of course there's a bomb. We put it there.
01:02:41.382 – 01:02:44.443
Listen, I swear i'm not fucking around. There's a bomb, it's huge!
01:02:44.563 – 01:02:46.864
Get it? Everything's gonna blow! We have to get the hell out!
01:02:46.984 – 01:02:48.929
There's a bomb! hide!
01:02:52.746 – 01:02:54.808
Sir! There's a bomb. There's a bomb.
01:02:54.928 – 01:02:58.774
There's a bomb. -Again? -This time we did it..
01:02:58.894 – 01:03:01.181
It's a tiny one, but it's gonna hurt. -Not working.. -
01:03:01.301 – 01:03:02.974
I mean there really is a bomb.
01:03:03.094 – 01:03:05.823
Ours was going to blow at noon. But we don't know when this one will blow.
01:03:05.943 – 01:03:07.893
Oh now, there are 2 bombs? -Yes!
01:03:08.013 – 01:03:11.802
What you want is the afternoon off? -No!, we don't even have class this afternoon.
01:03:11.922 – 01:03:13.434
So why this bomb alert?
01:03:13.554 – 01:03:15.077
Because there really is a bomb.
01:03:15.197 – 01:03:16.712
There really is a bomb!
01:03:16.832 – 01:03:19.755
Do you know what a bomb does? -Yeah, it goes boom..
01:03:19.875 – 01:03:21.467
We've seen many of them..
01:03:21.587 – 01:03:23.818
Do you know what it'll cost you to let a bomb explode?
01:03:23.938 – 01:03:26.955
Do you know what it costs to annoy a Police officer?
01:03:27.075 – 01:03:29.531
There will be a lot of dead people.. -You're pissing me off too?
01:03:29.651 – 01:03:32.004
No assistance to a person in danger. Your career....
01:03:32.124 – 01:03:34.733
What proof do you have that there's a bomb?
01:03:34.853 – 01:03:38.347
If there was no bomb, I would have called you anonymously.
01:03:38.467 – 01:03:40.111
I wouldn't tell you in your face.
01:03:40.231 – 01:03:42.013
Think about it for 2 seconds..
01:03:42.763 – 01:03:46.066
My dear friends, you are very curious But i'll tell you everything..
01:03:46.186 – 01:03:52.997
Couscous is made with rolled semoulina Steam cooked, add butter..
01:03:53.117 – 01:03:56.323
But i'll show you
01:03:56.928 – 01:03:58.433
It's delicious..
01:03:58.553 – 01:04:01.044
Wonderful. Fantastic.
01:04:03.745 – 01:04:06.494
Our people will conquer.
01:04:11.802 – 01:04:15.762
Chief! A bomb just exploded! -Where? -The D'Abou Yamen embassy
01:04:25.743 – 01:04:27.991
Under the stairs, in the kichen
01:04:39.763 – 01:04:41.561
Boss, I found it
01:04:56.686 – 01:04:57.291
Mommy
01:05:00.966 – 01:05:03.335
Mommy? Mommy?
01:05:05.202 – 01:05:07.087
Lucy? what's happening?
01:05:10.426 – 01:05:12.103
I can't believe this..
01:05:19.613 – 01:05:26.011
My god, oh my god. This is not going to be good!
01:05:32.403 – 01:05:35.429
The bomb idea. was ours your Honor.
01:05:35.549 – 01:05:38.785
But the real one, the one that exploded is not ours your Honor..
01:05:38.905 – 01:05:41.033
They are a nuisance to society
01:05:41.448 – 01:05:42.987
We must destroy them.
01:05:43.107 – 01:05:44.405
Before they destroy me.
01:05:44.525 – 01:05:48.319
I had no idea about this bomb story your honor
01:05:48.439 – 01:05:52.832
What were you doing during the explosion? -He's an arnarchist.
01:05:52.952 – 01:05:54.993
Parade in 36..
01:05:55.377 – 01:05:59.198
It's him. -I wasn't just me..
01:05:59.318 – 01:06:02.552
They are all terrorists! -I know this case as well as you do.
01:06:02.672 – 01:06:04.489
I am convinced..
01:06:05 – 01:06:08.753
I understand you may be a little shocked by the explosion..
01:06:08.873 – 01:06:12.124
But don't make it a personal matter..
01:06:12.244 – 01:06:15.145
Besides, the bomb maker.. -Mustafa Samid.
01:06:15.265 – 01:06:18.482
Mustafa Samid is in jail.
01:06:18.943 – 01:06:22.297
Hoodlums, 6 months minimum.
01:06:22.417 – 01:06:23.993
Minimum.
01:06:24.113 – 01:06:26.482
Yes, but we're not hoodlums...
01:06:27 – 01:06:29.006
Prove it. -How so?
01:06:29.677 – 01:06:32.254
By getting your Baccalaureate..
01:06:36.127 – 01:06:37.285
Or else?
01:06:37.405 – 01:06:42.306
Or else? 6months, 1 year, 3 years.. You'll like jail.
01:06:42.662 – 01:06:48.108
This court is adjourned, the final result will be delivered the same day as the baccalaureate.
01:06:49.63 – 01:06:51.393
Now you have to get your Bac.
01:06:51.513 – 01:06:52.5
It's not possible.
01:06:52.62 – 01:06:57.501
We fucked around all year long. Even if we crammed for 15days straight, 24/24 We will still fail it.
01:06:57.761 – 01:07:01.409
Listen, I don't want any scandals. So you will get your Bac.
01:07:01.686 – 01:07:03.709
The judge said, jail or the Bac.
01:07:04.129 – 01:07:05.46
It will be the Bac.
01:07:06.169 – 01:07:08.763
In my position, i can't afford a scandal.
01:07:09.247 – 01:07:11.443
No scandal, understood?
01:07:11.563 – 01:07:12.896
It's a scandal.
01:07:13.016 – 01:07:14.923
A scandal!
01:07:15.043 – 01:07:16.946
I lock them, they release them!
01:07:17.066 – 01:07:20.404
The judge is a commie! I am certain, the judge is a commie!
01:07:20.788 – 01:07:24.903
Chief, the judge wants you to know. -Wants me to know what? -To know...
01:07:25.023 – 01:07:29.982
Want you to know that you can be the official monitor for the hoodlums's exams.
01:07:31.891 – 01:07:34.06
So they won't have their Bac
01:07:34.782 – 01:07:36.511
Because they won't be able to cheat.
01:07:39.353 – 01:07:41.414
I don't want my baby to be born in jail.
01:07:41.534 – 01:07:43.752
We'll bring you oranges and baby bottles.
01:07:43.872 – 01:07:49.07
Don't worry, your baby should be born during the exam.
01:07:49.19 – 01:07:54.893
That's not helping us? -On the contrary, it may help us.
01:08:05.898 – 01:08:07.818
The right sole, is history.
01:08:08.63 – 01:08:11.189
The left is Geography
01:08:11.514 – 01:08:14.47
It can't fail. It's how i passed mine.
01:08:19.9 – 01:08:21.542
There's a side taller than the other..
01:08:21.874 – 01:08:25.99
I don't write books, not my fault there's more History than Geography.
01:08:27.176 – 01:08:37.199
So let's plug it in.. Let's go. It's plugged in..
01:08:37.55 – 01:08:38.577
Let's go..
01:08:44.11 – 01:08:46.271
Voila. -So it works!
01:08:48.622 – 01:08:55.511
A minus 2 B equals. Equals... A + B?
01:08:55.631 – 01:08:57.754
multiplied by 1 - BC
01:08:59.502 – 01:09:00.772
A + B ....
01:09:03.906 – 01:09:04.905
Hey guys, stop..
01:09:07.877 – 01:09:09.39
So Columbo? How goes it?
01:09:09.51 – 01:09:11.66
It goes, it goes very well.
01:09:12.895 – 01:09:14.543
feels pretty good..
01:09:15.083 – 01:09:18.92
Tomorrow, Exam time. In 10 days. Jail time
01:09:19.04 – 01:09:22.216
You're done. A coffee please, strong..
01:09:22.336 – 01:09:26.57
You know, when you work hard all throughout the year. There are no surprises.
01:09:26.69 – 01:09:30.352
Yes of course, I'm certain of that.
01:10:09.562 – 01:10:10.577
Thank you
01:10:12.348 – 01:10:13.72
All the best..
01:10:59.288 – 01:11:00.727
What do you have in your hand?
01:11:01.017 – 01:11:02.013
Nothing sir.
01:11:02.932 – 01:11:04.072
Show them to me..
01:11:07.123 – 01:11:08.55
Turn them over.
01:11:42.714 – 01:11:43.4
Hurry up..
01:11:43.82 – 01:11:44.551
Thank you
01:11:46.234 – 01:11:47.898
If. .... Kippling, Do you know?
01:11:49.04 – 01:11:50.094
It''s always the same topics..
01:11:50.214 – 01:11:51.661
I used to know this by heart.
01:13:49.863 – 01:13:50.748
Go back to your seat.
01:13:50.868 – 01:13:52.014
I'd love to..
01:14:01.758 – 01:14:05.686
Excuse me, I'm really sorry. Seriously..
01:14:08.781 – 01:14:11.506
Really sorry.
01:14:24.799 – 01:14:26.009
Follow me!
01:14:34.486 – 01:14:40.257
There you go. At the police station..
01:14:40.779 – 01:14:42.616
It's time, let's go.
01:14:48.56 – 01:14:49.619
You're alright?
01:14:49.739 – 01:14:50.743
I'm about to give birth.
01:14:51.586 – 01:14:55.022
Now? -Yes. -What's happening?
01:14:56.017 – 01:15:01.528
She's about to give birth here. -She, she.. It's going to come out?? No we need to call 411.
01:15:01.648 – 01:15:06.222
I want to give birth here -Oh no, you can't do that. It's not made for this..
01:15:06.342 – 01:15:09.529
I want my Bac. -Now you want your Bac..
01:15:09.649 – 01:15:13.096
What are you doing!? Call them, we're giving birth!
01:15:13.216 – 01:15:15.739
We're giving birth! We're giving birth!
01:15:24.173 – 01:15:28.128
let me see her. Thank you..
01:15:28.248 – 01:15:34.677
Just relax. -Ok, let's go now. get out.. -Too late..
01:15:35.128 – 01:15:40.078
You take a deep breath you hold and you push!
01:15:40.198 – 01:15:44.465
"If you can destroy the work of your life"
01:15:44.585 – 01:15:48.753
"And without saying a word, to rebuild it"
01:15:49.055 – 01:15:53.4
Hold!, deep breath, breath in. block now push!
01:15:53.767 – 01:15:58.22
"If you can be a lover, without being a fool in love"
01:15:58.34 – 01:15:59.826
Push, good..
01:15:59.946 – 01:16:03.111
"If you can be strong, without ever being weak"
01:16:03.231 – 01:16:06.202
"If you can maintain your dignity.."
01:16:06.322 – 01:16:07.888
What are you talking about?
01:16:08.008 – 01:16:10.719
Advice to the baby. -With your advice, he won't ever come out.
01:16:10.839 – 01:16:14.523
I can see him, I see his head. "If you can conserve your courage.."
01:16:14.643 – 01:16:16.49
"And your head.." There it is...
01:16:16.61 – 01:16:17.938
There's is the head...
01:16:18.058 – 01:16:21.885
"You will be a man. My son."
01:16:23.355 – 01:16:25.257
It's a girl. -You're sure?
01:16:26.51 – 01:16:29.687
Nobody touches. -We're only looking..
01:16:29.807 – 01:16:33.773
She's very cute. -Yeah she'll be a man's worst nightmare, bitch..
01:16:34.966 – 01:16:37.647
Oral exam, how's that shaping up? -My dad is on it..
01:16:38.147 – 01:16:40.741
Here. Everything's in there.
01:16:52.199 – 01:16:55.795
What's that? -This? Glucose..
01:16:55.915 – 01:16:59.131
Open. -Ok
01:17:01.627 – 01:17:06.798
It's sugar, for hypoglucimia. When i work too hard with my head.
01:17:07.377 – 01:17:09.65
Keep an eye on him..
01:17:13.974 – 01:17:17.005
Brazil population in 1978
01:17:17.125 – 01:17:26.775
Brazil, Brazil...
01:17:26.895 – 01:17:33.996
109 million. -yes..
01:17:34.116 – 01:17:39.033
And in 1930. -40 million. just about...
01:17:39.153 – 01:17:44.159
Correct, now, be careful.
01:17:44.279 – 01:17:46.566
In 1900? -17 million
01:17:47.125 – 01:17:51.583
RDA production in 1970?
01:17:51.703 – 01:17:56.307
Fund of the RDA.. -Yes.
01:17:56.427 – 01:18:00.408
2 millions? Tons of course..
01:18:00.528 – 01:18:02.815
And in '74?
01:18:02.935 – 01:18:05.668
2.2 million.
01:18:07.005 – 01:18:08.565
In '76?
01:18:08.685 – 01:18:10.571
2.4 million.
01:18:11.507 – 01:18:13.379
Bravo. -Thank you
01:18:15.74 – 01:18:17.122
Bravo.
01:18:18.637 – 01:18:19.35
There...
01:18:24.209 – 01:18:26.348
So for you, this is it.
01:18:28.978 – 01:18:33.435
So, here, a little microphone. The questions are sent to the outside.
01:18:33.555 – 01:18:37.759
We answer you, and through this little speaker..
01:18:37.879 – 01:18:40.968
So be careful to move your lips at the same time with the answers.
01:18:41.088 – 01:18:44.387
Oxident reductions. Examples..
01:18:44.507 – 01:18:50.092
Can you repeat the question louder? -Yes, Examples in Oxident reductions..
01:18:50.805 – 01:18:53.079
Some examples...
01:18:58.061 – 01:19:14.442
Z N, + 2 H 3 O gives... ...........
01:19:14.562 – 01:19:16.725
+ Z 2
01:19:16.845 – 01:19:17.474
over..
01:19:18.151 – 01:19:21.503
It's the emotion.
01:19:24.641 – 01:19:26.78
Hurry up, it'll be your turn..
01:19:30.496 – 01:19:32.849
Well you certainly don't need the speaker.
01:19:33.954 – 01:19:37.592
Hello. -Choose..
01:19:42.477 – 01:19:46.671
"Does one get closer... when we laugh."
01:19:46.791 – 01:19:49.537
Does one get closer when we laugh.
01:19:50.317 – 01:19:54.846
..one get closer when we laugh..
01:19:54.966 – 01:20:00.908
"Does one get closer when we laugh." Excellent pick.. Let's go..
01:20:01.478 – 01:20:04.937
There you go, here. Read this to me..
01:20:06.649 – 01:20:07.54
Nitsche
01:20:09.609 – 01:20:10.928
Nitsche..
01:20:12.658 – 01:20:15.546
through out the beds of ...
01:20:19.076 – 01:20:22.107
shows the possibility for new lives..
01:20:25.317 – 01:20:27.92
one who doesn't know laughter..
01:20:30.808 – 01:20:32.805
shouldn't elect me..
01:20:34.611 – 01:20:37.749
and such....
01:20:38.177 – 01:20:39.853
However, Plato..
01:20:41.885 – 01:20:43.668
however, Plato..
01:20:45.844 – 01:20:48.411
starting with metaphysics..
01:20:51.014 – 01:20:53.439
closes the door to laughter..
01:20:55.169 – 01:20:59.519
without a certain irony..
01:20:59.639 – 01:21:06.365
Mrs, would you like to tell me the 3 State chiefs who signed the treaty at Yalta in 1945?
01:21:06.485 – 01:21:11.072
I'm sorry, she's all wet. I have to change her. -Please.
01:21:17.048 – 01:21:22.468
Roosevelt, Stalin, Churchill..
01:21:22.588 – 01:21:24.929
Very good Mrs..
01:21:35.305 – 01:21:37.73
Mrs Dutrexe Jeanne...
01:21:38.715 – 01:21:41.461
Accepted, passable..
01:21:41.581 – 01:21:43.743
Mrs Janin Caroline..
01:21:44.421 – 01:21:46.346
Accepted, passable.
01:22:07.364 – 01:22:09.005
Mr Lavalle Baptiste.
01:22:11.002 – 01:22:13.034
Accepted, passable..
01:22:13.154 – 01:22:15.245
This is a parody of Justice..
01:22:15.365 – 01:22:20.201
Watch your words Chief. -ohhh!! Lessons... -Write this down, Court Reporter..
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You'll hear from me..
01:22:25.833 – 01:22:29.399
Your honor! What about me?
01:22:29.519 – 01:22:32.501
I failed, didn't I? What is your name, Sir?
01:22:32.621 – 01:22:35.247
Gaston Pourquier.
01:22:36.174 – 01:22:41.487
Even if this is bad news, I have to know.
01:22:43.216 – 01:22:45.142
Your card is stuck...
01:22:45.262 – 01:22:46.426
Stuck. yeah....
01:22:46.546 – 01:22:47.959
I knew it..
01:22:48.079 – 01:22:52.131
No Sir, your card was stuck. And you got your Baccalaureate..
01:22:52.251 – 01:22:53.629
With the highest distinction..
01:22:58.015 – 01:23:00.582
Highest distinction...Me..
01:23:06.488 – 01:23:11.408
I believe the 10 births fully embellished you..
01:23:11.528 – 01:23:12.977
'10 years later'
01:23:13.097 – 01:23:15.901
Tell me Baptiste, you're still an actor?
01:23:16.021 – 01:23:19.859
No, I had to reinvent myself. Too tough, I couldn't cheat..
01:23:19.979 – 01:23:22.997
Now I have a magazine where I only talk about actors. Much simpler...
01:23:23.512 – 01:23:27.042
..Sells well?... --- Champagne...
01:23:27.684 – 01:23:29.753
Thank you Sir. Cheers, The Minister
01:23:29.873 – 01:23:31.607
President! oh President..
01:23:31.727 – 01:23:33.176
And then, you had 7 girls?
01:23:33.296 – 01:23:35.743
I would have made you a boy the 1st time around..
01:23:35.863 – 01:23:38.774
You, still generalist? No, specialist..
01:23:38.894 – 01:23:42.411
Exams? Not too hard? -Not problem at all..
01:23:42.531 – 01:23:44.479
And I opened a dating service company.
01:23:46.119 – 01:23:51.539
Sorry I'm late.. I stop to buy some smokes, some bastard just stole my car..
01:23:53.929 – 01:23:55.212
Did you see the guy?
01:23:55.332 – 01:23:57.744
Yeah but from behind, he was leaving..
01:23:57.864 – 01:24:00.704
How's your daughter? -She's wonderful..
01:24:00.824 – 01:24:02.665
She should be here any minute now.
01:24:04.983 – 01:24:06.801
Hello Daddies..
01:24:10.457 – 01:24:13.274
You'll never guess who's controlling the traffic right now..
01:24:13.394 – 01:24:14.736
Who??
01:24:14.856 – 01:24:16.269
Go, take a look..
01:24:19.336 – 01:24:20.156
Stop!
01:25:05.899 – 01:25:08.752
He doesn't have his Baccalaureate. He's poor, but I love him..
01:25:10.356 – 01:25:13.102
Tell me, what are you going to do about your car?
01:25:13.222 – 01:25:16.329
My car, my car.. I just need to buy another one...
01:25:16.449 – 01:25:19.467
Listen, you know I have a car shop now. -You have a shop? -Absolutely..
01:25:19.587 – 01:25:22.034
First owner type of deals...
01:25:22.154 – 01:25:23.353
Any color you want.
01:25:23.473 – 01:25:26.028
Look who I'm bringing.. Look...
01:25:30.378 – 01:25:31.59
Champagne for the Chief..
01:25:32.232 – 01:25:33.623
But we know each other...
01:25:33.743 – 01:25:38.267
Yeah -Wow, things are good for you..
01:25:38.731 – 01:25:41.227
You became important people..
01:25:41.347 – 01:25:43.901
General Inspector for the Fraud Dept.
01:25:45.435 – 01:25:48.893
And a little bit of that is because of me..
01:25:49.013 – 01:25:52.602
If you weren't scared of jail you wouldn't have your Bac.
01:25:52.722 – 01:25:54.884
And without your Bac, no good jobs..
01:25:55.004 – 01:26:01.001
And you, Sir. How's it working? -Well, I was victim of my own mouthy ways..
01:26:01.121 – 01:26:07.527
Yes, yeah... Any luck, among this group, someone working in the Police Dept. Higher up.?
01:26:07.647 – 01:26:11.342
No, but we have a State Official visiting us..
01:26:11.462 – 01:26:17.178
Ah yeah, the brightest.. -I'll talk to your President.
01:26:17.298 – 01:26:18.833
Thank you, please do hurry..
01:26:33.114 – 01:26:38.734
Stop, Stop, I'll blow, it will bring you luck..