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The Under-Gifted
1980
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qatinefilms
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No, I'm not going. -yes, go
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You little shit. -Oh, you shut up!
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You see?
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You're nervous? -Yeah
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At the end of the test you said you were sure of yourself.
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Yeah, but with the exam people you never know.
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In any case dad, if I passed it? What difference would it make?
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Degree or no degree, i'd still be unemployed.
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Let's go. It's already done anyway.
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I.D. Card
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Sanquin Julien
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Failed
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See? at least he passed -Him? I doubt, I know him.
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You register for next class, we'll pass next year together
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I present you my study crib The "Louis the 14th Court".
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Next year enrollment... Not going too crazy..
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I have to say that the results this year...
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No one knows...
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And now, information about the Baccalaureate.
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The average is 59% country wide.
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The record is held by the School St Louis De Gonzague with a 95% acceptance rate
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And at the end of the spectrum.
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We find School Louis the 14th With 0% acceptance. I indeed said, 0% acceptance.
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For them, the situation can only get better.
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I'll see you for the News at 8. Thanks for watching.
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Where's Leon? Leon.. Leon
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For 20 years I said Hallelujia to everything you do.
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You do whatever you please.
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Today, we see the result from your pedagogic permissive methods
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100% failure rate. You understand?
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You can imagine the pain this free publicity has caused us.
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Parents demand a repressive system for their kids.
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Repressive, listen, can you hear me when I talk, it's in the newspaper.
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Repression, they'll get some repression
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They'll pay for the repression..
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Understood Leon? - Yes
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Look at them, having fun. Moving around...
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Have fun, while you still have time..
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Shit, my mo-ped!
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We don't know them and I already hate them..
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hate them.. We're from a different world.
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We are classy... They are Nouveau riche..
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Aren't they.. Only because of money
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Without money we would sell this place...
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Never would I ever sell this property.
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So they'll have it, their baccalaureate. They'll have it.. Little monsters...
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By force or not, they'll have it. Even you...
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Baptiste Lavalle, our best "client" You'll pass your Bac..
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Hello girls..
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Ah, we have more than just ugly girls this year..
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If you need information about the dorm situation, ask me, I've been a "client" for 4 years now..
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What about me? -Hey Julien, how are you doing?
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This is Julien, he is the medical certificate provider, whatever the type you need.
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Oh, good thing you brought your marmite.
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I bet you, I eat in it before Xmas. Wanna bet?
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Hey little one, do you know you'll have your greatest school year of your life?
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It's still not opened.
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Are you that much in a hurry? -Yeah, if we want to pass the Bac, we can't waste anytime.
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Hey, is this your car?
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Yeah it's mine..
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Well, not exactly mine, it's my dad's..
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With the chicks, on the first day, you understand...
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Hold on, Women and children first..
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My children, I'm on the mission to make out of you, Baccalaureate degree holders
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Some might say Mission Impossible..
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I'm taking on the challenge And I'll win..
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You will leave my school with your baccalaureate.
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When you'll see the P.E. teacher. You'll understand why I've been here for 4 years.
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It's Marilyn..
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Your teachers will be: Mr Gimoncourt.
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for Math, Science, Chemistry,
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and English..
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History and Geography will be taught by Mrs Gimoncourt
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Are we done?
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Physical Education
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And Sexual.
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Mr. Bruce
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Marilyn.
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Marilyn didn't shave this morning.
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Did you read the new rules. - No but i received the new fee
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Locker-room
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Locker-room
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Mrs, Dress or skirt..
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St Laurent Model. -Right. Locker-room, next right.
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What's this? Mrs..
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Animals aren't allowed here.
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It's not an animal, it's my dog.
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I'm his mom. -Well we'll tie it here.. You'll pick it up later.
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Hurry Mrs
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lie down
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Who placed the students?
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Not me, I think they found their own desk. -Obviously.
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You in the back. -Me?
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Why? Because. If you don't like it, the door is wide open.
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You already paid anyway, it'd be all profit..
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Let's hurry. You too, here..
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Here Hurry up!
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I'm fixing what you've been messing up for 20 years.
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and watch them from now on.
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Yeah, so I was enjoying my morning ice-cream, I turn around, some bastard steals my mo-ped.
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Did you see the guy? -Yeah but his back and from far away
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So, what are you gonna do? -Well I'll buy another one, I can't walk everywhere.
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"Nice to meet you"
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English is not interesting? -blah
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Is this language not widely spoken enough for you?
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No use in learning any foreign languages
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Is French enough for you? -No, but we have machines for translation. Why would I bust my balls?
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Enchante de faire votre connaissance -Nice to meet you.
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One day I won't even have to type.
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I would speak, and it would translate it directly. So, Frankly Why busting my balls?
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How much do you want to spend on your mo-ped? -500 or 600 Francs, no more..
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I might have one around that price. -Ah yeah?
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I might be interested. Ok.
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Get out..
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Get out, or I'll open. I have a key you know..
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It is strictly forbidden to smoke in the bathrooms.
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I know you're here. I know you're here.
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The smoke doesn't bother you? -You'll change your habits, kiddo
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Get out, get out. I'll get them under control
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Where are the bathrooms? -1st door on the left, it's written on the door. You can't miss it.
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Mamour, here comes your mommy..
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Mamour...
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He ate Mamour.. Police!! Police!
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He scarfed down my dog He scarfed down my Mamour.
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But this is my car..
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Evidently, it's not mine. I don't have a car..
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If everybody was like me there would be no cars
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But it's not bothering anyone here!
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It was not bothering anyone! -Everybody says that..
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There are 10 millions cars that don't bother anyone. So, there you go.
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Not bothering...
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It's destroyed now.. -Yeah, yup. Well it won't bother anymore..
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again..
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Get out, i know you're here It is forbidden to smoke in the bathrooms. You know it.
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That's something. He won't get out..
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Why not? -When I say no. It doesn't mean "no"
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No it's not yes. But it depends where..
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Well listen.
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In my parent's apartment, there's a room at the end of the hallway, is that ok? -No, not exciting enough.
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So it means no. -Yes, it will always be No. Except during classes
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What during the classes?
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With this, you drop some catalyst on these crystals.
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From which, smoke, if there's smoke, there's a reaction..
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Your turn now.
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I'm selling you my mo-ped for 700 Francs. -700 Francs? -yup
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You think she's monitoring us?
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She must have installed something
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Tell me, still on what we talked about earlier? -Well, yes..
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Ok, don't move.
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Hey you, You've lost it?
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I said, only a few drops!
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You're crazy!
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Maybe we should open the door. -Out of question, my flowers are outside!
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I continue..
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2 H C - C H C 2 Gives.. TrichorEthylene..
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I hope you've followed I was saying 2 H C - .....
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Went well? -Not bad dad.
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This one here..
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Not bad at all -Yes, it's good..
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Listen, I'll tell you, except for the color It's identical.
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Yeah it's normal, All made at the same manufactory
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Alright, I'll pay you tomorrow Is that ok?
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Yeah, so you'll have it tomorrow then. Business is business.
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Dressed like this will get you in trouble with the director. -No worries.
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So how's the girl that'll end up in my bed?
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Say, can't you find him a girlfriend coz he's starting to annoy me.
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Here, 500, 600 700..
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and extra for you, a wonderful lock with the key, so no one will steal it from you.
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What's the matter? -Locker room.
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What about the tie? -The tie? oh wait, wait...
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Can I go?
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No, No Mrs. Pants are forbidden.
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From 1921 to 1929, the USA became the most prosperous ever in history
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Industrialization was one of the main reasons allowing low prices for goods.
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the USA only represents 7% of the world.
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only 6% of the world population...
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..but the 5/7 of the cars....
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here.
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fix this.
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I was looking for a book on the top of the shelf, my foot...
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Julien, my boyfriend. -Hi -Hello
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Her soon to be ex-boyfriend. -You know, the guy always horny.
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Ruth? -Ruth. -Don't change a thing.
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So we play pinball, and the winner gets to chose between the 2 of you to sleep with.
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hmm, sure.. don't bother. keep playing like if I wasn't there.
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Go ahead, continue....
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I don't exist..
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Chief, they didn't do it on purpose.
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Of course.. You're right, It's my fault.
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Everything is my fault.
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They're always right!
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They are young, and I'm not!
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So I must, I must let them be.. huh?
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I'm here for that, so go right ahead
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I can't say anything, go ahead, walk all over me..
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It's been 4 years, 4 years you've been getting on my nerves..
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For 4 years, every year, failing your baccalaureate just to piss me off when I'm trying to eat.
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I think you want me to relocate in the Ardeches.
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want me to snap!
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I won't snap.
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I'll stay here and I will eat.
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I'll eat my carrots, like I do everyday.
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You live at your parents? - No, they're separated, my mom in Canada My father in Australia
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so they're renting this for me, you'll see, it's really nice.
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Just be quiet. -no, no
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keep it quiet,
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Get undressed quickly quickly, i'm coming..
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stop it. stop it
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No, it's the old hag's room!
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Oh Shit, the old hag!
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Where are we going now? - No worries I know a nice hotel.
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There we are, let's go.
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But you said a hotel? -Well a hotel, this will do until tomorrow morning
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Let's go -I can't do this! -If you love, you can
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Follow me.
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Come on, hurry up.
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Be careful.
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Shh shut up
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The director sleeps right below us. Be quiet
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During recess, I come here. But I think I'll move here.
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Nice huh?
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No, no, I'm tired and we have school tomorrow.
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and don't move
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Holy crap Oh holy crap
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I woke up a little late, so instead of being tardy I decided to show up like this.
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besides you have some fabulous uniforms.
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Mrs, Mrs, go to the class. Hurry up..
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Mrs, please find your seat Don't bother anyone..
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What are you doing here?
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Why are you crying?
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I'm going to be late for work. -What work?
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I start my shift at 9, as a casheer.
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Hey, yesterday, someone stole my mo-ped
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Shit, so what now? -Well I'm gonna have to buy another one, but my insurance won't like this.
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I can sell you mine if you want. - What about you?
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I'll borrow my cousin's.
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Yeah, but I really liked the color.
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No problem, i can paint it the same color, no charge.
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well, that's really nice of you.
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Well, for each family it's not much. But for us, in the end, it starts to accumulate nicely.
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Don't hang up
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yes, on white paper.
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Stop this..
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Stop this, this is not funny
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Not funny
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Ok
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Time for recess, so you can go.
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We'd like to use this recess to go over the course.
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Beg your pardon? -To go over it again?
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You want to study? -yeah, we all do
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everybody wants to?
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Yeah we want to go over it.
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Then go ahead and study I'll go grab a bite.
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Jeanne..
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They decided to stay in class to soak it in -Ah yeah? really? -Yes
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Well you see, authority works. Of course.
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You're ready?
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It's perfect, go ahead.
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You see Leon, they're under control They'll get their baccalaureate.
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I'm telling you Leon, they'll have their baccalaureate.
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8, not very good, you could make some effort
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265
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0, as always don't change a thing.
00:31:24.352 – 00:31:26.514
What an idiot, seriously.
00:31:26.639 – 00:31:29.54
In any case, this skirt is not flattering
00:31:30.296 – 00:31:36.24
It's a little skirt I found, i think it fits very well. - No, I like you better with your white dress..
00:31:36.365 – 00:31:40.454
with the sun, the blue flowers.. It's more flattering.
00:31:40.579 – 00:31:46.291
You think? -Oh yeah -Ok, enough, I'll change
00:31:53.216 – 00:31:56.35
There you go, much better. -Silence..
00:31:58.511 – 00:32:02.078
So, The American automotive industry..
00:32:02.203 – 00:32:07.319
The European and American forces in the automotive industry..
00:32:08.67 – 00:32:13.533
The inequality in men, is or isn't an obstacle to the citizens' equality.
00:32:24.168 – 00:32:26.005
What are they doing?
00:32:28.328 – 00:32:30.057
North West...
00:32:52.86 – 00:32:57.973
North East for charcoal.. South for the oil.
00:32:58.098 – 00:33:01.052
West....
00:33:08.185 – 00:33:13.332
So we were at, the opposition between men and citizen, huh?
00:33:15.507 – 00:33:19.326
which could be natural or from birth..
00:33:19.451 – 00:33:21.343
Hey guys! She's at it again!
00:33:25.505 – 00:33:27.36
no, I have work to do, lot of work..
00:33:28.855 – 00:33:29.991
I have work to do!
00:33:33.736 – 00:33:36.042
If her mother saw her!
00:33:46.69 – 00:33:47.986
Little bastards..
00:33:49.978 – 00:33:51.059
Bruce!
00:33:59.092 – 00:34:00.81
Bruce! Bruce!
00:34:00.935 – 00:34:06.484
Bruce! For everybody, 10min of Physical Education. For you too!
00:34:23.374 – 00:34:24.004
You like him?
00:34:25.355 – 00:34:26.273
Want me to hook you up?
00:34:41.989 – 00:34:42.638
here you go..
00:34:44.242 – 00:34:46.349
So, don't move. I'll send him over..
00:34:52.797 – 00:34:54.561
Julien, come here
00:34:55.386 – 00:34:56.719
Can you do me a favor?
00:34:56.844 – 00:35:00.772
I forgot my book, can you grab it from my room?
00:35:00.897 – 00:35:04.752
This smells fishy. -No, nothing fishy, I don't want to get caught by the director..
00:35:05.243 – 00:35:09.425
If you don't want to go, no big deal. -No, it's ok, I'll go.
00:35:09.876 – 00:35:11.875
Nice of you
00:35:19.164 – 00:35:22.009
What are you doing here?
00:35:24.225 – 00:35:26.765
Tell me Caro. Want to do me a favor?
00:35:28.288 – 00:35:32.448
I forgot my book upstairs, can you go ahead and bring it to me?
00:35:32.573 – 00:35:37.874
Seriously, I want you to go as I don't want the director to know I'm squatting in her attic.
00:35:38.693 – 00:35:41.152
Can you go? It would really help me
00:35:41.484 – 00:35:42.565
Ok
00:35:43.664 – 00:35:45.195
Caro... You're nice..
00:35:46.439 – 00:35:50.798
Hey if Julien comes back, can you tell him I'll be right back? -Yeah, you can count on me..
00:35:54.561 – 00:35:57.425
It's not that I don't want you. It's not the problem.
00:35:57.722 – 00:36:00.316
But if we really analyze this..
00:36:00.762 – 00:36:06.166
It's always the same thing If there are no feelings, we can't sublime
00:36:07.372 – 00:36:08.399
I'm with Caroline..
00:36:08.858 – 00:36:13.253
And with her, you sublime? -With her, it is sublime, it's never boring.
00:36:13.378 – 00:36:16.238
With me, it may be even better..
00:36:16.507 – 00:36:20.055
I'm with Caroline. -She won't know anything.
00:36:22.001 – 00:36:23.766
Where's his book?
00:36:23.891 – 00:36:26.346
Right here. -Give it to me..
00:36:26.904 – 00:36:29.588
Come get it. -Give it to me now.
00:36:32.307 – 00:36:33.154
Ah shit..
00:36:33.766 – 00:36:35.495
Listen Caroline, I'll explain..
00:36:36.642 – 00:36:42.459
It's one of Bebelle's trick. -Yeah that's it -I think we'll have a little fun
00:36:53.485 – 00:36:54.693
What's going on?
00:36:54.818 – 00:36:57.016
The bastard, what a bastard!
00:36:57.141 – 00:37:02.209
Do you know what Julien was doing? -No? -He was fucking Jeanne in the attic..
00:37:02.334 – 00:37:07.054
Oh the bastard, the bastard, the bastard!
00:37:07.179 – 00:37:11.689
What are you going to do? -I'll make him pay -I'd do the exact same thing..
00:37:12.282 – 00:37:15.201
I'm gonna fuck the 1st guy. -Bravo, and who?
00:37:15.326 – 00:37:17.524
Him... or him...
00:37:17.649 – 00:37:20.081
Wait, do you know what the worst is for a guy?
00:37:20.206 – 00:37:22.405
That his girlfriend fucks his best friend.
00:37:22.53 – 00:37:25.31
You sure? -The statistics are very accurate.
00:37:25.435 – 00:37:27.544
His best friend? -Oh yeah yeah yeah
00:37:27.669 – 00:37:31.615
And I'm not telling you this because I'm his best friend. -No, I know..
00:37:33.425 – 00:37:38.072
What are you doing tonight? -Tonight, I'm busy..
00:37:38.522 – 00:37:41.963
No, no, wait, I can cancel..
00:37:43.646 – 00:37:44.439
Thank you.
00:37:46.228 – 00:37:47.814
If that makes you happy
00:38:10.28 – 00:38:11.036
come in
00:38:12.657 – 00:38:14.117
get undressed
00:38:15.251 – 00:38:16.548
No lights?
00:38:16.673 – 00:38:18.331
No, because of my parents
00:39:13.126 – 00:39:14.134
It's a dude?
00:39:14.837 – 00:39:15.774
Very good
00:39:19.399 – 00:39:21.47
Much better performance than usual.
00:39:22.641 – 00:39:25.18
Well go ahead as if we weren't here.
00:39:25.305 – 00:39:27.618
In any case I don't want to anymore.
00:39:29.42 – 00:39:30.86
Oh come on...
00:39:30.985 – 00:39:32.644
A little, a quick one...
00:39:33.148 – 00:39:35.885
Stop it, I said I don't want to.
00:39:40.658 – 00:39:44.927
I have something to tell you. -Sit down
00:39:47.458 – 00:39:48.953
I'm pregnant
00:39:52.537 – 00:39:55.167
Whose is it? -You all
00:39:55.851 – 00:39:57.13
You sure?
00:40:01.371 – 00:40:02.577
Look..
00:40:07.008 – 00:40:08.017
It's not mine.
00:40:10.359 – 00:40:12.124
Gotta throw this thing away..
00:40:12.539 – 00:40:16.879
It's not happening in there. Your dad is a Doctor?
00:40:17.004 – 00:40:19.545
Could arrange something?
00:40:19.67 – 00:40:21.184
I'm keeping it.
00:40:21.534 – 00:40:41.311
...(classroom material)...
00:40:53.786 – 00:40:56.488
For Mr Gaetan: 10min Physical Education
00:40:56.612 – 00:40:58.199
Ma'am Why?
00:41:36.017 – 00:41:38.665
I'm sorry, I don't want overcrowded classrooms
00:41:39.322 – 00:41:44.005
Every teacher has better control over every students if the classes are less crowded.
00:41:44.294 – 00:41:48.652
I understand Ma'am. -Wait, I can take one more student.
00:41:51.575 – 00:41:54.025
In what section? -B -Ah
00:41:54.15 – 00:41:56.565
B, as in Baptiste.
00:41:56.69 – 00:41:57.861
He's a good student.
00:41:57.986 – 00:42:02.346
I don't know, but I know he's a good worker.
00:42:02.617 – 00:42:04.327
So rare nowadays..
00:42:04.786 – 00:42:10.172
He really wants his Baccalaureate, He'll work hard toward that.
00:42:10.297 – 00:42:14.351
Good recruit. The trimester is payable in advance.
00:42:14.476 – 00:42:23.605
-(Math Course Topic)-....
00:42:23.73 – 00:42:29.531
I'd like to introduce a new student who'll finish the year with you.. Come in.
00:42:31.541 – 00:42:32.459
Silence!
00:42:33.63 – 00:42:34.71
Silence!
00:42:36.296 – 00:42:39.052
Move to the back, Sit here.
00:42:39.177 – 00:42:42.61
Sir, Mam'
00:42:47.888 – 00:42:50.049
What's your name?
00:42:50.93 – 00:42:53.722
Student Gaston Pourquier.
00:42:56.538 – 00:43:01.761
Here, there you go. -Thanks, can you do the exact same in Balsa wood?
00:43:02.626 – 00:43:06.408
Yeah, there's trouble in the air..
00:43:07.679 – 00:43:10.884
At the end of the year you know you have to get your Bac..
00:43:13.226 – 00:43:14.974
There we go. Go ahead, hammer it in
00:43:16.069 – 00:43:18.699
Shhh. Hammer it in, slowly still..
00:43:20.446 – 00:43:21.689
Ok, try, go under.
00:43:21.814 – 00:43:25.11
Oh shit, this is very bad news for the gorilla.
00:43:26.72 – 00:43:35.356
in 1919, (class material)..
00:43:35.481 – 00:43:38.584
A crazy night of love, all you can give me
00:43:39.049 – 00:43:40.868
Wanna bet? What do you have to lose?
00:43:40.993 – 00:43:43.911
To spend a really bad night.
00:43:45.783 – 00:43:47.801
Excuse me, am I bothering you?
00:43:47.926 – 00:43:51.314
As a matter of fact, a little. yes. -A little gym class would do you?
00:43:51.439 – 00:43:53.762
This, I'd like! You see, it's very relaxing..
00:43:56.253 – 00:43:57.208
Of course.
00:44:02.216 – 00:44:02.9
Bruce!
00:44:11.564 – 00:44:12.374
Alright!
00:44:16.506 – 00:44:20.451
What's going on? Possible to work here?
00:44:20.576 – 00:44:22.756
Go on Ma'am, go on..
00:44:22.881 – 00:44:25.857
We spend enough money for this, huh? Go on!
00:44:39.94 – 00:44:43.867
What is this? -It's super.
00:44:43.992 – 00:44:47.325
Listen, go play with the kids.
00:44:47.45 – 00:44:50.796
But what is it? -Coke..
00:44:50.921 – 00:44:53.426
Can I try?
00:44:53.551 – 00:44:56.451
Got money? -Yeah -Give him 10 Francs.
00:44:58.241 – 00:45:01.158
Here, you shake very very hard.
00:45:09.732 – 00:45:10.291
The idiot.
00:45:13.875 – 00:45:14.938
You overdosed..
00:45:17.015 – 00:45:24.525
..(Math class material)..
00:45:24.65 – 00:45:27.949
Hey, it's the 3rd time you dropped your metal ruler
00:45:28.327 – 00:45:29.894
I'm sorry Sir.
00:45:30.019 – 00:45:36.156
(Math class material)..
00:45:40.176 – 00:45:42.896
Young man, can you repeat your question?
00:45:46.823 – 00:45:50.966
Be kind, I'm asking you to speak louder, you see?
00:45:54.169 – 00:45:56.366
So, well, so..
00:46:06.279 – 00:46:08.315
What's happening?
00:46:09.468 – 00:46:11.808
Can you speak louder?
00:46:12.746 – 00:46:14.763
What's he saying? Huh?
00:46:20.094 – 00:46:21.408
I don't get it..
00:46:22.922 – 00:46:26.636
You understand French? I'm asking you to speak louder!
00:46:30.671 – 00:46:31.896
Not normal..
00:46:34.104 – 00:46:35.689
This is not normal..
00:46:45.735 – 00:46:46.509
WHO?!?
00:46:49.752 – 00:46:50.832
Who did this again?
00:47:10.293 – 00:47:11.176
This is not possible..
00:47:11.896 – 00:47:15.571
This is not possible!
00:47:16.078 – 00:47:20.959
Are they all mentally challenged? The best of them gets a 6 out of 20!
00:47:21.084 – 00:47:23.607
I will force them, but they will have their Bac..
00:47:25.229 – 00:47:28.003
All lame! Not possible!
00:47:31.857 – 00:47:36.246
My children, what can I say? You're on the right path.. Yes, yes..
00:47:36.81 – 00:47:42.341
If the preliminary test you just took was the official test in June for the Baccalaureate. You'd all be graduating..
00:47:42.682 – 00:47:43.511
Come on..
00:47:43.636 – 00:47:48.783
I'm very happy, you finally realized the importance of this degree for your future.
00:47:48.908 – 00:47:51.323
The Bac, an old dream...
00:47:51.448 – 00:47:53.124
who might become reality..
00:47:54.015 – 00:47:57.833
See, for me, I don't see how i could get it -By working hard you see..
00:47:57.958 – 00:48:01.973
It'd be known if you can get the Bac by just working, -Believe me, it's known..
00:48:02.098 – 00:48:05.413
The only way I could ever get my Bac would be to remove the tests.
00:48:05.537 – 00:48:07.502
Or, randomly pick the people Like the lottery..
00:48:07.627 – 00:48:11.086
It's true, it'd be much more fair to everybody with the lottery system.
00:48:11.211 – 00:48:15.121
High income family or low worker, Same luck for everybody from the start.
00:48:15.246 – 00:48:21.775
Absolutely, and later in life, same thing. Everbody works, at the end of the month, with the pay check, just like the lottery..
00:48:21.9 – 00:48:25.215
So, one time you get 10 grand. Next time, maybe the minimum wage..
00:48:25.34 – 00:48:29.037
You really think so? -It's useless, there's gonna be an atomic war
00:48:29.162 – 00:48:30.424
So, bac or no bac..
00:48:30.549 – 00:48:33.595
I'm all for the atomic war I want it to start before i get kids..
00:48:33.72 – 00:48:43.862
Yeah, a great atomic war,very pretty. Coppola style, with blue, green, red mushrooms. And in the background, some music, like Wagner..
00:48:43.987 – 00:48:48.551
Yeah that'd be awesome. It'd clear the crap we've been in for the last 30 years...
00:48:48.676 – 00:48:52.964
I personally think that they are very pessimistic. I want to get my Bac.
00:48:53.089 – 00:48:54.64
Because later I want to get married..
00:48:55.083 – 00:49:01.189
Then I'll want kids Who'll get their Bac so they can get married..
00:49:02.125 – 00:49:03.963
What you're saying is really pretty..
00:49:05.099 – 00:49:07.621
Well I would marry a guy who has his Bac and super rich..
00:49:08.683 – 00:49:11.007
For me, my future is already set
00:49:11.132 – 00:49:14.404
Bac or no Bac, I'll be a minister, at least..
00:49:14.529 – 00:49:17.394
And you Mr Pourquier How do you see your future?
00:49:18.33 – 00:49:21.195
This is not for my future I'm doing this..
00:49:21.32 – 00:49:25.418
Come on, come on. You're the youngest here..
00:49:26.336 – 00:49:29.632
besides your results are more than adequate...
00:49:31.227 – 00:49:36.234
just little details... Congo is not under Belgium reign anymore. Neither are the french colonies in Africa.
00:49:36.359 – 00:49:37.405
Silence....
00:49:37.766 – 00:49:41.79
And the Tsar of Russia is not Nicholas the 4rth... But Brejnev..
00:49:41.915 – 00:49:46.148
I swear Ma'am, it's written in my books..
00:49:46.273 – 00:49:49.57
You'll have to get some more recent ones. -Ah.
00:49:49.695 – 00:49:56.795
My Children, given the excellent results. I decided for all of us to spend the day in the countryside..
00:52:09.586 – 00:52:11.892
With this, they'll have their Bac..
00:52:12.017 – 00:52:15.242
This is against my principles. -Well, we all know your principles...
00:52:15.367 – 00:52:19.006
No Ma'am, I have my own set of principles..
00:52:24.121 – 00:52:27.201
So kids, doing well? -Very well Ma'am -Good day yesterday?
00:52:27.326 – 00:52:32.586
Alright, good, let's be serious now. I'll present you, your new teacher. -A new teacher?
00:52:32.711 – 00:52:34.549
She'll get you up to speed for your exam.
00:52:34.674 – 00:52:37.827
And she is... How is she? -She's superb.
00:52:37.952 – 00:52:39.754
Come on, let's go...
00:52:40.133 – 00:52:41.609
Where is she?
00:52:41.734 – 00:52:42.589
What's this?
00:52:44.533 – 00:52:45.416
Lady?
00:52:52.507 – 00:52:54.921
The Learning Machine. She's from the USA.
00:52:55.046 – 00:52:58.65
So, who'll start? This young man..
00:53:05.069 – 00:53:06.185
please sit down..
00:53:08.942 – 00:53:09.518
Sit down.
00:53:10.256 – 00:53:11.553
Sit down.
00:53:12.309 – 00:53:13.174
Attention.
00:53:13.828 – 00:53:17.413
A sentence will scroll on the screen. Repeat it.
00:53:18.132 – 00:53:23.969
ONU, Organization from the United Nation, founded in 1942
00:53:24.335 – 00:53:25.884
Attention.....
00:53:27.974 – 00:53:29.198
Repeat.
00:53:31.378 – 00:53:32.981
You still don't want to repeat?
00:53:33.106 – 00:53:34.62
yes, yes, yes. The ONU..
00:53:35.245 – 00:53:36.325
has been founded in 1942.
00:53:36.45 – 00:53:37.569
In what year?
00:53:38.523 – 00:53:39.729
In.... 1942..
00:53:39.854 – 00:53:40.648
Repeat quicker.
00:53:40.773 – 00:53:43.133
The ONU was founded in 1942.
00:53:43.258 – 00:53:44.593
Repeat 42, several times..
00:53:44.718 – 00:53:46.772
42, 42, 42, 42..
00:53:46.897 – 00:53:48.591
Attention, new question..
00:53:48.716 – 00:53:50.122
Choose the right answer.
00:53:50.247 – 00:53:51.473
Well it's New York.
00:53:51.598 – 00:53:52.5
Wrong answer.
00:53:53.85 – 00:53:57.705
Trotski was assasinated in Mexico in 1940.
00:53:58.243 – 00:53:59.342
Repeat.
00:53:59.467 – 00:54:02.115
Trotski was assassinated in Mexico in 1940.
00:54:02.24 – 00:54:03.016
Faster..
00:54:03.141 – 00:54:05.438
Trotski was assassinated in Mexico in 1940.
00:54:05.563 – 00:54:06.311
What year?
00:54:06.436 – 00:54:07.321
In 40!
00:54:07.446 – 00:54:08.329
Who?
00:54:08.454 – 00:54:09.535
Hmm, Kennedy
00:54:11.321 – 00:54:12.474
No, Trotski.
00:54:12.892 – 00:54:13.655
Where?
00:54:14.045 – 00:54:14.577
In Dallas.
00:54:16.753 – 00:54:17.316
Who?
00:54:17.953 – 00:54:18.485
Dubreuil..
00:54:21.022 – 00:54:22.203
No, Kennedy
00:54:24.898 – 00:54:27.531
Trotski was assassinated in 1940
00:54:27.656 – 00:54:29.26
at the Olympic Games in Mexico.
00:54:32.115 – 00:54:33.898
Attention, new question.
00:54:34.894 – 00:54:38.172
The Spanish war started in 1936. Repeat.
00:54:39.307 – 00:54:41.018
The Spanish war started in 36.
00:54:41.143 – 00:54:42.045
What year?
00:54:42.17 – 00:54:42.801
In 36.
00:54:42.926 – 00:54:43.864
What?
00:54:43.989 – 00:54:44.854
The Spanish war.
00:54:44.979 – 00:54:45.722
What year?
00:54:45.774 – 00:54:46.478
In 36.
00:54:46.504 – 00:54:47.271
What?
00:54:47.294 – 00:54:48.025
The Spanish war.
00:54:48.072 – 00:54:48.772
What year?
00:54:48.991 – 00:54:49.755
In 36.
00:54:49.88 – 00:54:50.973
Ended in 36?
00:54:51.098 – 00:54:52.799
No, no, it started in 36.
00:54:52.924 – 00:54:55.736
Bravo, you've earned yourself a little treat.
00:55:05.316 – 00:55:06.18
Thank you Ma'am
00:55:09.834 – 00:55:11.252
Select the right answer
00:55:11.936 – 00:55:13.522
Wrong answer.
00:55:16 – 00:55:18.176
The Matignon pact was signed in 36.
00:55:18.301 – 00:55:20.382
What year? -In 36
00:55:20.507 – 00:55:21.177
What?
00:55:21.302 – 00:55:22.575
The Matignon Elyseum..
00:55:29.189 – 00:55:30.036
Not my glasses!
00:55:38.748 – 00:55:41.63
It can't continue like this. We must do something.
00:55:42.97 – 00:55:47.436
Super your Bac pad. -Shut your mouth. -How so shut my mouth?
00:55:47.561 – 00:55:52.138
What's going on, you're crazy? -Watch your tone of voice.
00:55:52.763 – 00:55:57.031
Listen, i'm sorry. -Me too.
00:55:57.391 – 00:56:00.165
Tomorrow, we'll have a day off.
00:56:00.579 – 00:56:02.452
For sure.
00:56:13.918 – 00:56:14.747
Bruce!
00:56:15.401 – 00:56:17.886
To the kitchen and take care of him.
00:56:35.733 – 00:56:36.58
Hello, Police..
00:56:36.895 – 00:56:39.939
A bomb will explode at 10:30 at the Louis 14th School
00:56:40.064 – 00:56:41.254
Who's calling?
00:56:41.379 – 00:56:45.234
From the C.R.A.S.S Committy Revolutionary Secondary Schooling
00:56:45.359 – 00:56:46.657
Yeah that's it.
00:56:54.52 – 00:56:56.231
No, it's ok. It's perfect. Thank you.
00:56:56.356 – 00:56:57.635
I feel much better.
00:57:12.254 – 00:57:13.245
Your turn..
00:57:16.234 – 00:57:17.117
My baby?
00:57:17.242 – 00:57:19.206
Later you'll thank me.
00:57:24.334 – 00:57:24.982
Bomb alert!
00:57:25.451 – 00:57:26.946
Quick, quick evacuate!
00:57:30.26 – 00:57:31.232
Quick, come!
00:57:45.622 – 00:57:46.684
Leon!, Leon!
00:57:48.936 – 00:57:49.819
It's gonna blow!
00:57:50.305 – 00:57:51.314
It's gonna blow up!
00:57:51.602 – 00:57:52.754
No worries..
00:57:53.92 – 00:57:55.199
It's a false alarm..
00:57:56.496 – 00:57:57.396
It's gonna blow!
00:58:08.383 – 00:58:09.68
Come here Leon..
00:58:11.805 – 00:58:13.282
A bomb is about to explode.. -What?
00:58:13.407 – 00:58:16.236
A bomb is going to explode! -No, should have exploded..
00:58:16.361 – 00:58:18.49
the time has passed..
00:58:18.615 – 00:58:20.688
I'm afraid it was a false alarm.
00:58:20.813 – 00:58:23.443
Created by some hoodlums who wanted a day off.
00:58:23.782 – 00:58:27.745
Well, because we never know. We'll search the house..
00:58:27.87 – 00:58:32.14
Hurry up. -He wants to search the house? -Let's go, what a waste of a day..
00:58:34.362 – 00:58:35.785
You little bastards..
00:58:36.361 – 00:58:37.532
I'll get you..
00:58:43.986 – 00:58:47.914
Can you imagine your life with me instead of this pretty boy here...
00:58:48.688 – 00:58:50.903
I want strawberries...
00:58:54.843 – 00:58:56.229
I want strawberries..
00:58:56.354 – 00:58:58.499
Martha! quick. Strawberries!!
00:59:01.741 – 00:59:04.245
What happened earlier at school?
00:59:04.37 – 00:59:06.91
A bomb alert. -A bomb alert??
00:59:07.035 – 00:59:10.081
Yeah the Police chief received an anonymous call..
00:59:11.216 – 00:59:12.152
Please repeat.
00:59:13.736 – 00:59:15.159
to pay paid paid..
00:59:15.88 – 00:59:16.763
With the accent
00:59:17.447 – 00:59:18.762
to pay paid paid.
00:59:19.245 – 00:59:20.164
It's better.
00:59:20.433 – 00:59:21.658
Pay paid paid.
00:59:21.929 – 00:59:23.514
Give the correct answer.
00:59:24.108 – 00:59:25.909
I don't care! Don't care!
00:59:27.513 – 00:59:28.089
I don't care
00:59:28.396 – 00:59:31.368
I don't care, don't care don't care. don't care!
00:59:31.728 – 00:59:32.628
New York
00:59:32.753 – 00:59:33.727
Wrong answer.
00:59:35.586 – 00:59:36.865
Washington.
00:59:37.171 – 00:59:38.45
Correct answer.
00:59:47.018 – 00:59:50.854
Hello, at 3PM, a bomb will go off at Louis 14th School.
00:59:50.979 – 00:59:53.088
Yeah. ok..
00:59:54.528 – 00:59:56.24
That makes them laugh huh?
00:59:56.365 – 00:59:58.166
We prepared a true one.
00:59:58.832 – 01:00:01.102
A little, a little bomb.
01:00:01.227 – 01:00:04.38
We would hide in a pot. A little boom.
01:00:04.505 – 01:00:06.271
Maybe then, they'll take us seriously..
01:00:06.806 – 01:00:09.58
Everything is written down. We just need to buy it.
01:00:09.994 – 01:00:11.111
Ok here..
01:00:11.651 – 01:00:13.741
Come on Mommy... Go on..
01:01:07.791 – 01:01:09.34
I set it for noon.
01:01:09.628 – 01:01:11.375
Noon sharp.
01:01:11.726 – 01:01:16.715
Hey, you sure you didn't put too much powder? -Impossible, that's even less than firecrackers..
01:01:46.145 – 01:01:46.974
Racist!
01:01:47.874 – 01:01:49.081
Machine is racist!
01:01:52.125 – 01:01:56.016
Sure enjoy it. Mrs the Machine.. while you still have time..
01:02:00.122 – 01:02:05.147
Martha! you forgot the pot under the stairs. -Thank you!
01:02:16.29 – 01:02:18.973
You sure it won't be too much? -Of course...
01:02:23.444 – 01:02:24.615
Oh fuck.
01:02:29.622 – 01:02:30.234
Oh fuck..
01:02:52 – 01:02:56.864
You're not in class? -Yes, i am, but i don't feel good in the tummy.
01:02:56.989 – 01:03:00.596
Tee and Mint? -Yes, very good idea.
01:03:04.006 – 01:03:06.204
The time is set for 12:30.
01:03:07.032 – 01:03:08.978
Wonderful idea with the pot.
01:03:09.103 – 01:03:11.283
The revolution gives ideas..
01:03:11.408 – 01:03:15.485
Our people will conquer.. -Our people will conquer.
01:03:32.764 – 01:03:33.974
Hmm it's good..
01:03:36.101 – 01:03:37.643
I'm gonna use the bathroom..
01:04:08.616 – 01:04:12.78
We need to reset the timer so we get more time to alert the cops.
01:04:14.997 – 01:04:16.481
Otherwise it's all good...
01:04:23.974 – 01:04:26.395
The official lunch is exactly at 12:30
01:04:27.302 – 01:04:28.685
I know, i know.
01:04:28.81 – 01:04:30.876
You have to be in the kitchen before noon.
01:05:00.28 – 01:05:01.318
Oh Fuck.
01:05:08.006 – 01:05:09.433
This is not our bomb..
01:05:09.558 – 01:05:12.964
No more bomb? Yes, there is one, but it's not ours!
01:05:13.089 – 01:05:14.404
No more weed for you..
01:05:14.529 – 01:05:15.946
There's a bomb! Fuck!
01:05:16.071 – 01:05:17.981
Of course there's a bomb. We put it there.
01:05:18.106 – 01:05:21.295
Listen, I swear i'm not fucking around. There's a bomb, it's huge!
01:05:21.42 – 01:05:23.817
Get it? Everything's gonna blow! We have to get the hell out!
01:05:23.942 – 01:05:25.968
There's a bomb! hide!
01:05:29.944 – 01:05:32.092
Sir! There's a bomb. There's a bomb.
01:05:32.217 – 01:05:36.223
There's a bomb. -Again? -This time we did it..
01:05:36.348 – 01:05:38.73
It's a tiny one, but it's gonna hurt. -Not working.. -
01:05:38.855 – 01:05:40.598
I mean there really is a bomb.
01:05:40.723 – 01:05:43.566
Ours was going to blow at noon. But we don't know when this one will blow.
01:05:43.691 – 01:05:45.722
Oh now, there are 2 bombs? -Yes!
01:05:45.847 – 01:05:49.794
What you want is the afternoon off? -No!, we don't even have class this afternoon.
01:05:49.919 – 01:05:51.494
So why this bomb alert?
01:05:51.619 – 01:05:53.205
Because there really is a bomb.
01:05:53.33 – 01:05:54.908
There really is a bomb!
01:05:55.033 – 01:05:58.078
Do you know what a bomb does? -Yeah, it goes boom..
01:05:58.203 – 01:05:59.861
We've seen many of them..
01:05:59.986 – 01:06:02.31
Do you know what it'll cost you to let a bomb explode?
01:06:02.435 – 01:06:05.578
Do you know what it costs to annoy a Police officer?
01:06:05.703 – 01:06:08.261
There will be a lot of dead people.. -You're pissing me off too?
01:06:08.386 – 01:06:10.837
No assistance to a person in danger. Your career....
01:06:10.962 – 01:06:13.68
What proof do you have that there's a bomb?
01:06:13.805 – 01:06:17.445
If there was no bomb, I would have called you anonymously.
01:06:17.57 – 01:06:19.282
I wouldn't tell you in your face.
01:06:19.407 – 01:06:21.264
Think about it for 2 seconds..
01:06:22.045 – 01:06:25.485
My dear friends, you are very curious But i'll tell you everything..
01:06:25.61 – 01:06:32.705
Couscous is made with rolled semoulina Steam cooked, add butter..
01:06:32.83 – 01:06:36.17
But i'll show you
01:06:36.8 – 01:06:38.368
It's delicious..
01:06:38.493 – 01:06:41.087
Wonderful. Fantastic.
01:06:43.901 – 01:06:46.765
Our people will conquer.
01:06:52.294 – 01:06:56.419
Chief! A bomb just exploded! -Where? -The D'Abou Yamen embassy
01:07:06.816 – 01:07:09.157
Under the stairs, in the kichen
01:07:21.42 – 01:07:23.293
Boss, I found it
01:07:39.048 – 01:07:39.678
Mommy
01:07:43.506 – 01:07:45.974
Mommy? Mommy?
01:07:47.919 – 01:07:49.882
Lucy? what's happening?
01:07:53.36 – 01:07:55.107
I can't believe this..
01:08:02.93 – 01:08:09.595
My god, oh my god. This is not going to be good!
01:08:16.253 – 01:08:19.405
The bomb idea. was ours your Honor.
01:08:19.53 – 01:08:22.901
But the real one, the one that exploded is not ours your Honor..
01:08:23.026 – 01:08:25.243
They are a nuisance to society
01:08:25.675 – 01:08:27.278
We must destroy them.
01:08:27.403 – 01:08:28.755
Before they destroy me.
01:08:28.88 – 01:08:32.832
I had no idea about this bomb story your honor
01:08:32.957 – 01:08:37.533
What were you doing during the explosion? -He's an arnarchist.
01:08:37.658 – 01:08:39.784
Parade in 36..
01:08:40.184 – 01:08:44.165
It's him. -I wasn't just me..
01:08:44.29 – 01:08:47.658
They are all terrorists! -I know this case as well as you do.
01:08:47.783 – 01:08:49.676
I am convinced..
01:08:50.208 – 01:08:54.118
I understand you may be a little shocked by the explosion..
01:08:54.243 – 01:08:57.629
But don't make it a personal matter..
01:08:57.754 – 01:09:00.776
Besides, the bomb maker.. -Mustafa Samid.
01:09:00.901 – 01:09:04.252
Mustafa Samid is in jail.
01:09:04.732 – 01:09:08.226
Hoodlums, 6 months minimum.
01:09:08.351 – 01:09:09.993
Minimum.
01:09:10.118 – 01:09:12.585
Yes, but we're not hoodlums...
01:09:13.125 – 01:09:15.215
Prove it. -How so?
01:09:15.914 – 01:09:18.598
By getting your Baccalaureate..
01:09:22.632 – 01:09:23.839
Or else?
01:09:23.964 – 01:09:29.069
Or else? 6months, 1 year, 3 years.. You'll like jail.
01:09:29.44 – 01:09:35.113
This court is adjourned, the final result will be delivered the same day as the baccalaureate.
01:09:36.698 – 01:09:38.534
Now you have to get your Bac.
01:09:38.659 – 01:09:39.687
It's not possible.
01:09:39.812 – 01:09:44.897
We fucked around all year long. Even if we crammed for 15days straight, 24/24 We will still fail it.
01:09:45.168 – 01:09:48.968
Listen, I don't want any scandals. So you will get your Bac.
01:09:49.256 – 01:09:51.364
The judge said, jail or the Bac.
01:09:51.801 – 01:09:53.187
It will be the Bac.
01:09:53.926 – 01:09:56.628
In my position, i can't afford a scandal.
01:09:57.132 – 01:09:59.42
No scandal, understood?
01:09:59.545 – 01:10:00.933
It's a scandal.
01:10:01.058 – 01:10:03.045
A scandal!
01:10:03.17 – 01:10:05.152
I lock them, they release them!
01:10:05.277 – 01:10:08.754
The judge is a commie! I am certain, the judge is a commie!
01:10:09.154 – 01:10:13.441
Chief, the judge wants you to know. -Wants me to know what? -To know...
01:10:13.566 – 01:10:18.731
Want you to know that you can be the official monitor for the hoodlums's exams.
01:10:20.72 – 01:10:22.979
So they won't have their Bac
01:10:23.731 – 01:10:25.532
Because they won't be able to cheat.
01:10:28.493 – 01:10:30.64
I don't want my baby to be born in jail.
01:10:30.765 – 01:10:33.075
We'll bring you oranges and baby bottles.
01:10:33.2 – 01:10:38.615
Don't worry, your baby should be born during the exam.
01:10:38.74 – 01:10:44.68
That's not helping us? -On the contrary, it may help us.
01:10:56.144 – 01:10:58.144
The right sole, is history.
01:10:58.99 – 01:11:01.655
The left is Geography
01:11:01.994 – 01:11:05.073
It can't fail. It's how i passed mine.
01:11:10.729 – 01:11:12.44
There's a side taller than the other..
01:11:12.785 – 01:11:17.073
I don't write books, not my fault there's more History than Geography.
01:11:18.308 – 01:11:28.749
So let's plug it in.. Let's go. It's plugged in..
01:11:29.115 – 01:11:30.184
Let's go..
01:11:35.948 – 01:11:38.199
Voila. -So it works!
01:11:40.648 – 01:11:47.824
A minus 2 B equals. Equals... A + B?
01:11:47.949 – 01:11:50.16
multiplied by 1 - BC
01:11:51.981 – 01:11:53.304
A + B ....
01:11:56.569 – 01:11:57.609
Hey guys, stop..
01:12:00.705 – 01:12:02.281
So Columbo? How goes it?
01:12:02.406 – 01:12:04.646
It goes, it goes very well.
01:12:05.932 – 01:12:07.649
feels pretty good..
01:12:08.211 – 01:12:12.208
Tomorrow, Exam time. In 10 days. Jail time
01:12:12.333 – 01:12:15.642
You're done. A coffee please, strong..
01:12:15.767 – 01:12:20.177
You know, when you work hard all throughout the year. There are no surprises.
01:12:20.302 – 01:12:24.117
Yes of course, I'm certain of that.
01:13:04.96 – 01:13:06.018
Thank you
01:13:07.863 – 01:13:09.292
All the best..
01:13:54.158 – 01:13:55.657
What do you have in your hand?
01:13:55.959 – 01:13:56.997
Nothing sir.
01:13:57.954 – 01:13:59.142
Show them to me..
01:14:02.32 – 01:14:03.806
Turn them over.
01:14:39.394 – 01:14:40.108
Hurry up..
01:14:40.546 – 01:14:41.307
Thank you
01:14:43.06 – 01:14:44.794
If. .... Kippling, Do you know?
01:14:45.983 – 01:14:47.081
It''s always the same topics..
01:14:47.206 – 01:14:48.714
I used to know this by heart.
01:16:51.841 – 01:16:52.762
Go back to your seat.
01:16:52.888 – 01:16:54.081
I'd love to..
01:17:04.231 – 01:17:08.323
Excuse me, I'm really sorry. Seriously..
01:17:11.547 – 01:17:14.385
Really sorry.
01:17:28.232 – 01:17:29.493
Follow me!
01:17:38.323 – 01:17:44.334
There you go. At the police station..
01:17:44.878 – 01:17:46.792
It's time, let's go.
01:17:52.983 – 01:17:54.086
You're alright?
01:17:54.211 – 01:17:55.257
I'm about to give birth.
01:17:56.135 – 01:17:59.715
Now? -Yes. -What's happening?
01:18:00.751 – 01:18:06.492
She's about to give birth here. -She, she.. It's going to come out?? No we need to call 411.
01:18:06.617 – 01:18:11.381
I want to give birth here -Oh no, you can't do that. It's not made for this..
01:18:11.506 – 01:18:14.826
I want my Bac. -Now you want your Bac..
01:18:14.951 – 01:18:18.542
What are you doing!? Call them, we're giving birth!
01:18:18.667 – 01:18:21.295
We're giving birth! We're giving birth!
01:18:30.08 – 01:18:34.2
let me see her. Thank you..
01:18:34.325 – 01:18:41.022
Just relax. -Ok, let's go now. get out.. -Too late..
01:18:41.492 – 01:18:46.648
You take a deep breath you hold and you push!
01:18:46.773 – 01:18:51.218
"If you can destroy the work of your life"
01:18:51.343 – 01:18:55.684
"And without saying a word, to rebuild it"
01:18:55.999 – 01:19:00.525
Hold!, deep breath, breath in. block now push!
01:19:00.907 – 01:19:05.546
"If you can be a lover, without being a fool in love"
01:19:05.671 – 01:19:07.219
Push, good..
01:19:07.344 – 01:19:10.641
"If you can be strong, without ever being weak"
01:19:10.766 – 01:19:13.86
"If you can maintain your dignity.."
01:19:13.985 – 01:19:15.617
What are you talking about?
01:19:15.742 – 01:19:18.566
Advice to the baby. -With your advice, he won't ever come out.
01:19:18.691 – 01:19:22.528
I can see him, I see his head. "If you can conserve your courage.."
01:19:22.653 – 01:19:24.577
"And your head.." There it is...
01:19:24.702 – 01:19:26.085
There's is the head...
01:19:26.21 – 01:19:30.197
"You will be a man. My son."
01:19:31.728 – 01:19:33.709
It's a girl. -You're sure?
01:19:35.015 – 01:19:38.324
Nobody touches. -We're only looking..
01:19:38.449 – 01:19:42.58
She's very cute. -Yeah she'll be a man's worst nightmare, bitch..
01:19:43.823 – 01:19:46.616
Oral exam, how's that shaping up? -My dad is on it..
01:19:47.136 – 01:19:49.839
Here. Everything's in there.
01:20:01.774 – 01:20:05.52
What's that? -This? Glucose..
01:20:05.645 – 01:20:08.995
Open. -Ok
01:20:11.595 – 01:20:16.981
It's sugar, for hypoglucimia. When i work too hard with my head.
01:20:17.584 – 01:20:19.952
Keep an eye on him..
01:20:24.456 – 01:20:27.614
Brazil population in 1978
01:20:27.739 – 01:20:37.791
Brazil, Brazil...
01:20:37.916 – 01:20:45.313
109 million. -yes..
01:20:45.437 – 01:20:50.559
And in 1930. -40 million. just about...
01:20:50.684 – 01:20:55.899
Correct, now, be careful.
01:20:56.024 – 01:20:58.406
In 1900? -17 million
01:20:58.989 – 01:21:03.632
RDA production in 1970?
01:21:03.757 – 01:21:08.553
Fund of the RDA.. -Yes.
01:21:08.678 – 01:21:12.825
2 millions? Tons of course..
01:21:12.95 – 01:21:15.332
And in '74?
01:21:15.457 – 01:21:18.304
2.2 million.
01:21:19.697 – 01:21:21.322
In '76?
01:21:21.447 – 01:21:23.411
2.4 million.
01:21:24.386 – 01:21:26.336
Bravo. -Thank you
01:21:28.796 – 01:21:30.235
Bravo.
01:21:31.814 – 01:21:32.556
There...
01:21:37.618 – 01:21:39.846
So for you, this is it.
01:21:42.585 – 01:21:47.228
So, here, a little microphone. The questions are sent to the outside.
01:21:47.353 – 01:21:51.732
We answer you, and through this little speaker..
01:21:51.857 – 01:21:55.075
So be careful to move your lips at the same time with the answers.
01:21:55.2 – 01:21:58.636
Oxident reductions. Examples..
01:21:58.761 – 01:22:04.579
Can you repeat the question louder? -Yes, Examples in Oxident reductions..
01:22:05.322 – 01:22:07.691
Some examples...
01:22:12.88 – 01:22:29.944
Z N, + 2 H 3 O gives... ...........
01:22:30.069 – 01:22:32.322
+ Z 2
01:22:32.447 – 01:22:33.102
over..
01:22:33.807 – 01:22:37.299
It's the emotion.
01:22:40.568 – 01:22:42.796
Hurry up, it'll be your turn..
01:22:46.667 – 01:22:49.118
Well you certainly don't need the speaker.
01:22:50.269 – 01:22:54.058
Hello. -Choose..
01:22:59.147 – 01:23:03.516
"Does one get closer... when we laugh."
01:23:03.641 – 01:23:06.501
Does one get closer when we laugh.
01:23:07.314 – 01:23:12.031
..one get closer when we laugh..
01:23:12.156 – 01:23:18.346
"Does one get closer when we laugh." Excellent pick.. Let's go..
01:23:18.94 – 01:23:22.543
There you go, here. Read this to me..
01:23:24.326 – 01:23:25.254
Nitsche
01:23:27.409 – 01:23:28.783
Nitsche..
01:23:30.585 – 01:23:33.594
through out the beds of ...
01:23:37.271 – 01:23:40.428
shows the possibility for new lives..
01:23:43.772 – 01:23:46.483
one who doesn't know laughter..
01:23:49.492 – 01:23:51.572
shouldn't elect me..
01:23:53.453 – 01:23:56.722
and such....
01:23:57.168 – 01:23:58.914
However, Plato..
01:24:01.03 – 01:24:02.888
however, Plato..
01:24:05.154 – 01:24:07.828
starting with metaphysics..
01:24:10.54 – 01:24:13.066
closes the door to laughter..
01:24:14.868 – 01:24:19.399
without a certain irony..
01:24:19.524 – 01:24:26.53
Mrs, would you like to tell me the 3 State chiefs who signed the treaty at Yalta in 1945?
01:24:26.655 – 01:24:31.433
I'm sorry, she's all wet. I have to change her. -Please.
01:24:37.658 – 01:24:43.304
Roosevelt, Stalin, Churchill..
01:24:43.429 – 01:24:45.868
Very good Mrs..
01:24:56.676 – 01:24:59.202
Mrs Dutrexe Jeanne...
01:25:00.228 – 01:25:03.089
Accepted, passable..
01:25:03.214 – 01:25:05.466
Mrs Janin Caroline..
01:25:06.172 – 01:25:08.177
Accepted, passable.
01:25:30.071 – 01:25:31.78
Mr Lavalle Baptiste.
01:25:33.86 – 01:25:35.977
Accepted, passable..
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This is a parody of Justice..
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Watch your words Chief. -ohhh!! Lessons... -Write this down, Court Reporter..
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You'll hear from me..
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Your honor! What about me?
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I failed, didn't I? What is your name, Sir?
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Gaston Pourquier.
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Even if this is bad news, I have to know.
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Your card is stuck...
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Stuck. yeah....
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I knew it..
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No Sir, your card was stuck. And you got your Baccalaureate..
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With the highest distinction..
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Highest distinction...Me..
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I believe the 10 births fully embellished you..
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'10 years later'
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Tell me Baptiste, you're still an actor?
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No, I had to reinvent myself. Too tough, I couldn't cheat..
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Now I have a magazine where I only talk about actors. Much simpler...
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..Sells well?... --- Champagne...
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Thank you Sir. Cheers, The Minister
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President! oh President..
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And then, you had 7 girls?
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I would have made you a boy the 1st time around..
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You, still generalist? No, specialist..
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Exams? Not too hard? -Not problem at all..
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And I opened a dating service company.
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Sorry I'm late.. I stop to buy some smokes, some bastard just stole my car..
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Did you see the guy?
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Yeah but from behind, he was leaving..
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How's your daughter? -She's wonderful..
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She should be here any minute now.
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Hello Daddies..
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You'll never guess who's controlling the traffic right now..
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Who??
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Go, take a look..
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Stop!
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He doesn't have his Baccalaureate. He's poor, but I love him..
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Tell me, what are you going to do about your car?
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My car, my car.. I just need to buy another one...
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Listen, you know I have a car shop now. -You have a shop? -Absolutely..
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First owner type of deals...
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Any color you want.
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Look who I'm bringing.. Look...
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Champagne for the Chief..
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But we know each other...
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Yeah -Wow, things are good for you..
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You became important people..
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General Inspector for the Fraud Dept.
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And a little bit of that is because of me..
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If you weren't scared of jail you wouldn't have your Bac.
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And without your Bac, no good jobs..
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And you, Sir. How's it working? -Well, I was victim of my own mouthy ways..
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Yes, yeah... Any luck, among this group, someone working in the Police Dept. Higher up.?
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No, but we have a State Official visiting us..
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Ah yeah, the brightest.. -I'll talk to your President.
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Thank you, please do hurry..
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Stop, Stop, I'll blow, it will bring you luck..
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